[Intro: Remilia & Flandre] Shrine maid in this house There’s a shrine maid in this house There’s a shrine maid in this house There’s a shrine maid in this house (Hold up) I said certified vampire, seven days a week Scarlet devil mansion

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 06:25:23 No.162040

[Intro: Remilia & Flandre]
Shrine maid in this house
There’s a shrine maid in this house
There’s a shrine maid in this house
There’s a shrine maid in this house (Hold up)
I said certified vampire, seven days a week
Scarlet devil mansion, make that shrine maid weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Remilia]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you messin’ with some Scarlet WAP
Bring a mist and a spell for this Scarlet WAP
Give me everything you got for this Scarlet WAP
Now from the top, make it drop, that’s some Scarlet WAP

[Verse 1: Flandre]
I’m locked up in the basement, chaos on the loose
You came to stop me, but you’re just a noob
I smashed the meteorite, broke the sky in two
You barely made it here, what you gonna do?

[Verse 2: Remilia]
Five hundred years old, I’m the mansion’s queen
Blocked out the sun, made the whole land lean
You think your shrine can hold me down?
I beat you, Youmu, Suika — wear the crown!

[Chorus: Both]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you messin’ with some Scarlet WAP
Bring a mist and a spell for this Scarlet WAP
Give me everything you got for this Scarlet WAP
Now from the top, make it drop, that’s some Scarlet WAP

[Bridge: Remilia]
Patchouli made the storm, kept my sister confined
You broke through the mist, but you’re out of time
I came to your shrine, parasol in hand
Tried to show you humans could understand

[Verse 3: Flandre]
I’m chaos incarnate, destruction’s my art
You’re just a nuisance, barely made a start
Next time you come knocking, better think twice
Scarlet Devil Mansion’s cold as ice!

[Outro: Both]
So here’s a warning from the Scarlet Devil crew
Reimu, you’re tough, but we outclass you
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, that’s our tale
Try to stop us? Girl, you’re bound to fail!

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 06:48:04 No.162043

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(Flandre giggling) Remi! This shrine maiden's in our mansion again!
(Remilia scoffing) Ugh, that Hakurei vermin…

[Chorus - Remilia]
There's a shrine maiden at our gate (Who?)
That Reimu Hakurei can't relate (Ew!)
Got that WAP - Weird Ass Priestess
Barging in and causing messes!

[Chorus - Flandre]
Yeah, your gohei's lookin' dusty (Yuck!)
Your donation box's empty (Broke!)
Got that WAP - Weird Ass Priestess
Now you're facing Scarlet tests!

[Verse 1 - Remilia]
Eternal night, my perfect scheme (Fools!)
You shoot danmaku like a broken dream (Missed!)
My maid's knives fly, you barely dodge
While Patchouli's turning page one (Knowledge!)
You broke my windows, scuffed my floors
Tracked shrine dirt through my velvet doors
That purification rod you wave?
Can't cleanse the Scarlet name!

[Verse 2 - Flandre]
Four hundred ninety-five years locked away (Yay!)
Big sis said "Don't come out to play!" (Boo!)
But you woke me from my nappy time! (Rude!)
Now I'll crush you like a lime! (Squeeeeeze!)
Laevateinn's shinin' bright (Oops!)
Gonna smash your stupid shrine! (Pow!)
That fantasy seal looks kinda weak
When I make the whole world leak!

[Chorus - Remilia]
There's a shrine maiden at our gate (Trash!)
That Reimu Hakurei can't relate (Ew!)
Got that WAP - Weird Ass Priestess
Barging in and causing messes!

[Chorus - Flandre]
Yeah, your yin-yang orb is shakin' (Haha!)
While the Scarlet Devil's wakin'! (Fear us!)
Got that WAP - Weird Ass Priestess
Taste the moon and sun confess!

[Outro]
(Flandre humming destructively)
How'd you even beat us? Pure damn luck!
Next incident we'll turn you to duck!
(Remi sipping tea) Sakuya! Clean this shrine rat's aura
Before she tracks filth past the hora hora~

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 07:05:02 No.162045

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[Intro: Sanae]
Prayers in this shrine!
There's some prayers in this shrine!
There's some prayers in this shrine!
There's some prayers in this shrine (hol' up)
I said certified divine, miracles all week
Moriya faith power, make Hakurei shrine weak, woo! (Ah)

[Chorus: Sanae]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you dealing with some Moriya faith power
Bring a bucket and a mop for this Moriya faith power
Give me all your worship for this Moriya faith power

[Verse 1: Sanae]
Build the faith, shrine, catch a charge
Miracle large, and divine at large
Put this power right in yo' face
Swipe your doubts like a credit card
Hop on wind, I want a ride
I summon snakes while they're inside
Rain on crops, look at my eyes
This shrine's blessed, come take a dive

[Verse 2: Sanae]
Tie me up? I'm not surprised
Gods role-play in their disguise
I want you to park that faith truck right in this shrine garage
Make it steam, make mountains scream
At Youkai Mt, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (Kanako's ring!)

[Pre-Chorus: Sanae]
Worship me, follow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, convert 'fore you let doubt inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to worship, never tell him where the gods'll be
I rain down on him 'fore he has this village running me

[Chorus: Sanae]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you dealing with some Moriya faith power
Bring a bucket and a mop for this Moriya faith power
Give me all your worship for this Moriya faith power

mimaleaf 06/02/25 (Mon) 07:07:03 No.162046