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 No.196858[View All]

saturday nigvth boozing
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 No.210841

>>210838
let's lie on the floor together

 No.210843

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>>210841
Literal svinya behavior

 No.210845

>>210843
loled at the dog sniffing grass then a second dog sniffs exactly the same place

 No.211349

>>210845
The second dog materialized from the first dog

 No.211772

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boozil bros watch out the cartels are poisoning our poison with methanol, i suggest sticking to lowabvslop or imports.

 No.211773

>>211772
cute suik, her facial structure is very very cute

 No.211776

>>211773
It was modeled after csam actually

 No.211777

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>>211772
I only drink Chilean wines.

 No.211778

>>211776
csam made in finland

 No.211780

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>>211776
>nooooo you cant draw a lolibaba like a child because… thats csam o algo

 No.211782

>>211780
expect 'hunters at your place soon

 No.211783

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 No.211784

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Me (a zased internet pedo on the internet (pedo internet)) when I hear a sudden knock on the door.

 No.211786

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>>211782
we gon get a sequel to this svvn

 No.211787

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>>211784
>sorry to disturb you ma'am, i am your government assigned caretaker. Came here to change your diapies

 No.211789

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>>211786
BR monkeys are alpha so they will fight to death or smth doe

 No.211806

>>211787
This is my future job

 No.211827

>>211806
evendoe you could just milk gooners (us) and retire at 25 to never work a single day in your life again?

 No.211830

>>211806
>Nurse
I wish you the best of luck, shits rough

 No.211838

Yoday two girls told me they're surprised of how cool i am when i drink and inviywd me to a show. you guys should tty it out>>208074

 No.211892

boozin' bad

 No.214637

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 No.214649

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rum satvrnday
always booze

 No.214737


 No.217113

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It's rainy.

 No.219744

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 No.220033

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>>219744
>hole in top straight through bottom
>split through side
damn dude are you already drunk by the time you are opening the next bottle ? you will be having cork bits floating in your glass

 No.220049

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distilled svnday

 No.220052

>>220049
distilled svinya

 No.220061

>>219887
I hate to say it… Lord forgive me… But this aya is very cute

 No.220287

beer is a poison, poured that shit down the toilet

 No.220288

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 No.220289

>>220287
You feel yourself transforming into a soychad rn
The bantcuck is leaving your body

 No.220290

>>220287
Cisout arc

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 No.220328

beer is the cure

 No.228000

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it wanst even midnight and i already ended the bottle nbruhg

 No.228006

>>228000
I'm drunk as shit on wodka rn

 No.228024

booze never

 No.228585

lemon+raspberry booze

btw it must be at least 2 years since I touched 40% poison, don't miss that shit

 No.231296

bumpr

 No.231823

>>231296
wassup boozebro
finished sum kentucky straight bourbon earlier, complementing with rum now, hbu?

 No.240888

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Yesterday I was talking to the guy in charge of expensive booze like wines, whiskeys, etc, and he commented something funny I didn't first realize but makes sense which is how Sauvignon Blanc can smell and taste like cat pee because of the notes of passion fruit in there. So tonight I'm gonna drink Sauvignon Blanc just to confirm it.

 No.240895

>>240888
so you already drank cat pee?

 No.240898

Booze bedtime drink im gonna use my dads old cockatil stuff and if i piss myself ill take a pic

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 No.240903

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Is pink

 No.240904

>>240903
Whats this cocktail called

 No.240905

My groomer got me a hello kitty sippycup

 No.240906

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Its stupid becausr if you put anything carbonated in it it shoots out the top

 No.240907

>>240895
No, but you are able to correctly guess how most things taste just by the smell.

 No.240910

>>240905
He came in it and then wiped it up to get rid of the evidence
:factsquirrel:

 No.240911

>>240907
I say this and many do because its obvious

 No.240912

>>240910
I waa tginking aboyt if my cum was acidic what i would do to you but ill tell you another time

 No.240913

Im goijg to sleep if it happens ill post pics

 No.240914

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>>240913
Don't piss yourself.

 No.240916

>>240913
Imagine the spanking omen will give you if you piss urself

 No.240919

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>>240916
STUPID BRAT 💢💢💢 I JUST CLEANED THE BED SHEETS

 No.240957

>>240895
so true

 No.240967

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>>240895
Yes he did (I was that cat)

 No.241207

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bruh it really kinda smells like cat pee lmao.

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 No.241628

>>241548
where is maributthole

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 No.244536

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Tonight I'll drink Merlot.

 No.247431

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im boozing right now adn soemthing doesnt feel right im gonban die

 No.247432

i havent boozed for a while cuz i was saving it for christmas and new year times

 No.247449

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I just jerked off and when i stood up i threw up

 No.247450

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 No.247617

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mattress baking soda time

 No.247619

>>247617
the pee viking

 No.247621

>>247617
the piss aryan

 No.247622

>>247449
how much stuff you say about yourself is lies

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 No.247638

>>247617
I read psychopaths do this

 No.247661

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>>247622
i have a pic of all three but ill only send one, vomit, piss, or cum (its not the whole load just what dripped off my dick but if you want ill make more)

 No.247664

>>247661
now this one is really cute. the cutest so far.

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 No.247708

>>247696
Homosexuals want to put her in their asses but I won't let them

 No.247714

>>247708
thank you

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 No.250723

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Malbec Saturday. This time I bought an Argie Bonarda (never heard of this grape before)-Malbec blend and some slops.

 No.250727

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wodka shaturday

 No.250754

high on alcohol meth and weed rn and i feel sober +

 No.253772

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it's time

 No.253777

>>250723
Just realized this satorin is wearing sunglasses because she is stoned, look at the third eye

 No.253779

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>touhou pee cocktails arent rea-

 No.253789

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tewibun a few moments before pissing himself

 No.253790

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No boozing 'cause w*rk 2morrow.

 No.253794

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>>253790
i have always boozed prior to wagecucking and have only gone upwards in my career
boozing before going to the wagecage is actually ideal for networking with your boss, doubly so if you smoke

 No.253795

>>253790
This Junko crab is absolutely amazing
Each mystical intersection of the Touhou characters and animals is very valuable and profound

 No.253797

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>>253794
>N*tw*rking
Oh God I hate society.

 No.253801

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>>253797
i dont like wagecucking either but you gotta do whatchu gotta yamaxanadu to get ahead in life

 No.253802

>>253801
I felt his psychic feelings also
It is the hatred of random chance and how hard work is not truly rewarded

 No.253803

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>>253802
working hard keeps you stuck in life, the bottom of the hierarcy is responsible for all actual productivity in any given industry.
what defines who goes up or down is how good you are at being twofaced, demonstrate your are willing to humor others to get what you want.
the managerial class exists to move money according to their best interests, all the wealth produced at the bottom is near useless unless properlly allocated. in other words, funneled towards you and your allies.
booze is great at masking your autism besides generally lubricating the gears of social interaction, smoking will give you more opportunities to deepen your bond with your seniors.
stay away from weed though, thats for the bottom feeders.

 No.253810

>>253803
Yes exactly

 No.253879

>>253803
das telling
but this yukari is considerably big compared to the visibly small reimu



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