No.196873
scary story time: i was at stop & shop and a middle eastern guy in a pink dress and rabbit ears walked up to me and looked me up and down while stroking his beard and went "yeah… you're about 20% frottable" and i was like duuuuude them islamic rape gangs like on fox news are real after all
No.196874
>>196873LOL i get it its a reference to our fellow cord xister
No.196902
>>196873You should've dropped an anvil on his head
No.197148
>>196858its 2am and i have to wagecuck at 8am
boozing and not giving a fuark
No.197150
>>197148the future of every binter
No.197170
>>197169yoooo no way rutaka and svetlana met up
No.201938
boozing on the cheapest beer money can buy right now. could use some company but what can a poor boy do
No.201940
>>201938I did this as well
it's called blue moon belgian ale
I used a gift card from a previous birthday
No.201946
>>201941yeah it's not so bad. one of the good points of adulthood is that even if you don't know anybody at a party you can just eat and get drunk and it will still be somewhat fun regardless. bad part is "parties" without booze feel tenfold miserable
No.201949
>>201946you forgot the bad part about advlthood is being forced into parties and boozing only mitigates the stress of living in a society.
No.201958
>>201953
Bruh, get out there and have the moçaa twerk on you
No.201974
>>201970yeah that's tough. though i'd enjoy the stimulation of loud music and physical contact. guess i'm just not a good introvert. at least you have a job. me on the other hand just embarrassed my parents and failed at yet another concurso
No.201985
>>201970>wagecuck on dominicusmy condolences.
i used to work on the sabbath ever since last week but i quit my job because im starting another next monday.
6x1 rest in piss you wont be missed.
No.201991
>>201974i kept leaving my shifts for an hour because "i have to take care of personal matters" aka having an interview (every two weeks to space it out so i dont get fired) and sometimes leaving early because the i managed to have the interview scheduled after wagecuck hours.
also helps i graduate next year so now i get a citizen level wagecage rather than slave level.
i suggest you do the same, had enough of 6x1 for this lifetime.
No.201992
>>201991oops meant for hitlerdubs
No.205243
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Going to worj drunk.
No.205249
>>205243very zased
i too shall enact this tomorrow
No.208069
>>208068have you played the troonhou shipping game yet
No.208075
i played it it was nice
No.209031
create a boozing license that limits the amount of booze you can buy in a week to an equivalent of 500ml 40% alc bottle
No.210837
boozed hard since forever
No.210838
>>209031… and make it free of course
No.210841
>>210838let's lie on the floor together
No.210845
>>210843loled at the dog sniffing grass then a second dog sniffs exactly the same place
No.211773
>>211772cute suik, her facial structure is very very cute
No.211776
>>211773It was modeled after csam actually
No.211778
>>211776csam made in finland
No.211782
>>211780expect 'hunters at your place soon
No.211784
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Me (a zased internet pedo on the internet (pedo internet)) when I hear a sudden knock on the door.
No.211806
>>211787This is my future job
No.211827
>>211806evendoe you could just milk gooners (us) and retire at 25 to never work a single day in your life again?
No.211830
>>211806>NurseI wish you the best of luck, shits rough
No.211838
Yoday two girls told me they're surprised of how cool i am when i drink and inviywd me to a show. you guys should tty it out>>208074
No.211892
boozin' bad
No.220061
>>219887I hate to say it… Lord forgive me… But this aya is very cute
No.220287
beer is a poison, poured that shit down the toilet
No.220289
>>220287You feel yourself transforming into a soychad rn
The bantcuck is leaving your body
No.228006
>>228000I'm drunk as shit on wodka rn
No.228024
booze never
No.228585
lemon+raspberry booze
btw it must be at least 2 years since I touched 40% poison, don't miss that shit
No.231823
>>231296wassup boozebro
finished sum kentucky straight bourbon earlier, complementing with rum now, hbu?
No.240895
>>240888so you already drank cat pee?
No.240904
>>240903Whats this cocktail called
No.240910
>>240905He came in it and then wiped it up to get rid of the evidence
:factsquirrel:
No.240916
>>240913Imagine the spanking omen will give you if you piss urself