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 No. 294180 [View All]

saturday nigvth boozing

 No. 294264

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>>294262
>hole in top straight through bottom
>split through side
damn dude are you already drunk by the time you are opening the next bottle ? you will be having cork bits floating in your glass

 No. 294265 >>294266

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distilled svnday

 No. 294266

>>294265
distilled svinya

 No. 294267

>>294263
I hate to say it... Lord forgive me... But this aya is very cute

 No. 294268 >>294269 >>294270 >>294271 >>294272

beer is a poison, poured that shit down the toilet

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>>294268
You feel yourself transforming into a soychad rn
The bantcuck is leaving your body

 No. 294271

>>294268
Cisout arc

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 No. 294273

beer is the cure

 No. 294274 >>294275

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it wanst even midnight and i already ended the bottle nbruhg

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>>294274
I'm drunk as shit on wodka rn

 No. 294276

booze never

 No. 294277

lemon+raspberry booze
:happy:
btw it must be at least 2 years since I touched 40% poison, don't miss that shit

 No. 294278 >>294279

bumpr

 No. 294279

>>294278
wassup boozebro
finished sum kentucky straight bourbon earlier, complementing with rum now, hbu?
:dora:

 No. 294280 >>294281

Yesterday I was talking to the guy in charge of expensive booze like wines, whiskeys, etc, and he commented something funny I didn't first realize but makes sense which is how Sauvignon Blanc can smell and taste like cat pee because of the notes of passion fruit in there. So tonight I'm gonna drink Sauvignon Blanc just to confirm it.

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>>294280
so you already drank cat pee?
:vibe:

 No. 294282 >>294283 >>294284

Booze bedtime drink im gonna use my dads old cockatil stuff and if i piss myself ill take a pic

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 No. 294285 >>294286

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Is pink

 No. 294286

>>294285
Whats this cocktail called

 No. 294287 >>294290

My groomer got me a hello kitty sippycup

 No. 294288

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Its stupid becausr if you put anything carbonated in it it shoots out the top

 No. 294289 >>294291

>>294281
No, but you are able to correctly guess how most things taste just by the smell.

 No. 294290 >>294292

>>294287
He came in it and then wiped it up to get rid of the evidence
:factsquirrel:

 No. 294291

>>294289
I say this and many do because its obvious

 No. 294292

>>294290
I waa tginking aboyt if my cum was acidic what i would do to you but ill tell you another time

 No. 294293 >>294294 >>294295

Im goijg to sleep if it happens ill post pics

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>>294293
Don't piss yourself.

 No. 294295 >>294296

>>294293
Imagine the spanking omen will give you if you piss urself

 No. 294296

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>>294295
STUPID BRAT 💢💢💢 I JUST CLEANED THE BED SHEETS

 No. 294297

>>294281
so true
:vibe:

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>>294281
Yes he did (I was that cat)

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bruh it really kinda smells like cat pee lmao.

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>>294300
where is maributthole

 No. 294302

>>294300
utog

 No. 294303

Tonight I'll drink Merlot.

 No. 294304

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im boozing right now adn soemthing doesnt feel right im gonban die

 No. 294305

i havent boozed for a while cuz i was saving it for christmas and new year times

 No. 294306 >>294307 >>294311

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I just jerked off and when i stood up i threw up

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 No. 294308 >>294309 >>294310 >>294312 >>294313

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mattress baking soda time

 No. 294309

>>294308
the pee viking

 No. 294310

>>294308
the piss aryan

 No. 294311 >>294314

>>294306
how much stuff you say about yourself is lies

 No. 294312

>>294308
bruh

 No. 294313

>>294308
I read psychopaths do this

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>>294311
i have a pic of all three but ill only send one, vomit, piss, or cum (its not the whole load just what dripped off my dick but if you want ill make more)

 No. 294315 >>294317

>>294314
now this one is really cute. the cutest so far.

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>>294317
Homosexuals want to put her in their asses but I won't let them

 No. 294319

>>294318
thank you

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 No. 294321 >>294325

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Malbec Saturday. This time I bought an Argie Bonarda (never heard of this grape before)-Malbec blend and some slops.

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wodka shaturday

 No. 294323

high on alcohol meth and weed rn and i feel sober +

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it's time

 No. 294325

>>294321
Just realized this satorin is wearing sunglasses because she is stoned, look at the third eye

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>touhou pee cocktails arent rea-

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tewibun a few moments before pissing himself

 No. 294328 >>294329 >>294330

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No boozing 'cause w*rk 2morrow.

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>>294328
i have always boozed prior to wagecucking and have only gone upwards in my career
boozing before going to the wagecage is actually ideal for networking with your boss, doubly so if you smoke

 No. 294330

>>294328
This Junko crab is absolutely amazing
Each mystical intersection of the Touhou characters and animals is very valuable and profound

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>>294329
>N*tw*rking
Oh God I hate society.

 No. 294332 >>294333

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>>294331
i dont like wagecucking either but you gotta do whatchu gotta yamaxanadu to get ahead in life

 No. 294333 >>294334

>>294332
I felt his psychic feelings also
It is the hatred of random chance and how hard work is not truly rewarded

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>>294333
working hard keeps you stuck in life, the bottom of the hierarcy is responsible for all actual productivity in any given industry.
what defines who goes up or down is how good you are at being twofaced, demonstrate your are willing to humor others to get what you want.
the managerial class exists to move money according to their best interests, all the wealth produced at the bottom is near useless unless properlly allocated. in other words, funneled towards you and your allies.
booze is great at masking your autism besides generally lubricating the gears of social interaction, smoking will give you more opportunities to deepen your bond with your seniors.
stay away from weed though, thats for the bottom feeders.

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>>294334
Yes exactly

 No. 294336

>>294334
das telling
but this yukari is considerably big compared to the visibly small reimu

 No. 294337 >>294338

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I think I will never drink white or rosé wines again.

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>>294337
Usually when you drink too much of something and black out or vomit your taste changes to avoid the same substance

 No. 294339 >>294340

>>294338
so that's why I hate vodka now

 No. 294340

>>294339
Yeah normies can tell you about it the stereotypical one is tequila

 No. 294341

I ate a mediocre hot and ready meal from the local market and then drank 15 sapporo beers and for a while I was getting the taste of the vomited up meal whenever I drank or imagined sapporo

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>>294338
The problem is that, for some reason, whenever I drink these wines I mentioned I get very depressed and I start rampaging. Luckily I have a lot of self-restraint. This doesn't happen when I drink red wines and I hate drunkards and hate being drunk so it's very unlikely that I'll try these niggerboozes for subhumans like vodka and whiskey.

 No. 294343 >>294345

>>294342
Hmm difficult to understand alcohol I guess
I think almost any drug amplifies the emotional state you were in when you started drinking it
Hundreds of millions out there drinking to forget their worries though

 No. 294344 >>294353

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aww shiet sakuya time to booze again

 No. 294345

>>294343
Actually I already kind of know why because months ago I consulted meeperini and JeetGPT on this issue.
:horse:
Also I don't approve of people using substance for escapist purposes.

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It was actually good that I had this experience with rosé this last time because recently I was thinking of trying out vodka (with something else since this alone tastes like garbage) and whiskey but this made me rethink it.

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>>294342
everyone reacts to booze differently but you seem to have an unhealthier (than usual) relationship with it.
i drink beer and whiskey (pure) regularly because it makes me feel relaxed, not once have i ever done anything foolish while boozed because i know my limits and just go to sleep when i reach them.
you claim to have self-restraint but rampaging and getting depressed seems to contradict it.
i dont like wine or champagne though, the taste doesnt appeal to me.

 No. 294348

>>294342
neat vodka is an acquired taste but other spirits are leagues better and only slightly more expensive, like gin (neet and with tonic, both are fine).

 No. 294349 >>294350

>>294347
Do you want me to speak up? You pissed me off.

 No. 294350 >>294351

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>>294349
go ahead, make my day

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>>294350
Nah it's not worth the hassle. Thinking about it now, I think I won't drink anymore, it's a fucking waste of money anyways. I also really fucking hate alcoholics so becoming one myself would be hypocritical.

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>>294351
its already too late, looking forward to your next boozepost

 No. 294353

>>294344
her expression is mesmerizing

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booze threads are reclining because booze became our daily life instead of novelty

 No. 294355

>>294354
nah we quit ts long ago nigga

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>>294354
me not
fovl artist btw

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>>294356
>Foal

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>>294357
cute

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>>294357
yo what if we had a cinema in bint mansion and watched all episodes of mlp there

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>>294359
We should do this now

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 No. 294362

>>294354
It declined just like this shithole's permanent downwards spiral.

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>>294354
this is trve
my above average earning positon enabled me to drink half a bottle of scotch whiskey daily



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