scary story time: i was at stop & shop and a middle eastern guy in a pink dress and rabbit ears walked up to me and looked me up and down while stroking his beard and went "yeah... you're about 20% frottable" and i was like duuuuude them islamic rape gangs like on fox news are real after all
>>294198 my family is trhworing a party for my sister's birthday today and i drank malbec and ate some meat while locked inside my room watching some cytube so im not so alone. also my brother's gf showed up so i saw her for the first eim im so fucking proud of him i tryst him to carry on the family name
>>294201 yeah it's not so bad. one of the good points of adulthood is that even if you don't know anybody at a party you can just eat and get drunk and it will still be somewhat fun regardless. bad part is "parties" without booze feel tenfold miserable
>>294203 well yeah. but thankfully despite being kind of a failed social creature, i'm just social enough that being surrounded by people and having a drink on hand is somewhat comforting in itself. alcohol is man's greatest friend or algo
>>294202 >>294203 >>294204 im not being part of it tho lmao it's in our house and the sound is too loud and too many people its toermeing me i cant escape from it people keep singing the shitty songs outloud. too many girls and hags showed up and they make eyes contact with me and there is a hag who keep clinging onto me whenever i go outside my lair and idk how to react. on top of that i have to wagecuck tomorrow it sucks, when i said i wasn't alone i refered to the fact that im watching some weird yt videos with some anons from smewhere elsew onm cytube im gavinv a bnlast with it. living rrally is difficukt
>>294206 yeah that's tough. though i'd enjoy the stimulation of loud music and physical contact. guess i'm just not a good introvert. at least you have a job. me on the other hand just embarrassed my parents and failed at yet another concurso
>>294206 >wagecuck on dominicus my condolences. i used to work on the sabbath ever since last week but i quit my job because im starting another next monday. 6x1 rest in piss you wont be missed.
>>294207 i kept leaving my shifts for an hour because "i have to take care of personal matters" aka having an interview (every two weeks to space it out so i dont get fired) and sometimes leaving early because the i managed to have the interview scheduled after wagecuck hours. also helps i graduate next year so now i get a citizen level wagecage rather than slave level. i suggest you do the same, had enough of 6x1 for this lifetime.
thankyou my old friends beer and vodka for helping not feel like a stranger at my mom's cowotker's party and allowing me to socialize with random people and sing karaoke. god bless boozing
>>294262 >hole in top straight through bottom >split through side damn dude are you already drunk by the time you are opening the next bottle ? you will be having cork bits floating in your glass
Yesterday I was talking to the guy in charge of expensive booze like wines, whiskeys, etc, and he commented something funny I didn't first realize but makes sense which is how Sauvignon Blanc can smell and taste like cat pee because of the notes of passion fruit in there. So tonight I'm gonna drink Sauvignon Blanc just to confirm it.
>>294311 i have a pic of all three but ill only send one, vomit, piss, or cum (its not the whole load just what dripped off my dick but if you want ill make more)
>>294328 i have always boozed prior to wagecucking and have only gone upwards in my career boozing before going to the wagecage is actually ideal for networking with your boss, doubly so if you smoke
>>294333 working hard keeps you stuck in life, the bottom of the hierarcy is responsible for all actual productivity in any given industry. what defines who goes up or down is how good you are at being twofaced, demonstrate your are willing to humor others to get what you want. the managerial class exists to move money according to their best interests, all the wealth produced at the bottom is near useless unless properlly allocated. in other words, funneled towards you and your allies. booze is great at masking your autism besides generally lubricating the gears of social interaction, smoking will give you more opportunities to deepen your bond with your seniors. stay away from weed though, thats for the bottom feeders.
I ate a mediocre hot and ready meal from the local market and then drank 15 sapporo beers and for a while I was getting the taste of the vomited up meal whenever I drank or imagined sapporo
>>294338 The problem is that, for some reason, whenever I drink these wines I mentioned I get very depressed and I start rampaging. Luckily I have a lot of self-restraint. This doesn't happen when I drink red wines and I hate drunkards and hate being drunk so it's very unlikely that I'll try these niggerboozes for subhumans like vodka and whiskey.
>>294342 Hmm difficult to understand alcohol I guess I think almost any drug amplifies the emotional state you were in when you started drinking it Hundreds of millions out there drinking to forget their worries though
>>294343 Actually I already kind of know why because months ago I consulted meeperini and JeetGPT on this issue. Also I don't approve of people using substance for escapist purposes.
It was actually good that I had this experience with rosé this last time because recently I was thinking of trying out vodka (with something else since this alone tastes like garbage) and whiskey but this made me rethink it.
>>294342 everyone reacts to booze differently but you seem to have an unhealthier (than usual) relationship with it. i drink beer and whiskey (pure) regularly because it makes me feel relaxed, not once have i ever done anything foolish while boozed because i know my limits and just go to sleep when i reach them. you claim to have self-restraint but rampaging and getting depressed seems to contradict it. i dont like wine or champagne though, the taste doesnt appeal to me.
>>294342 neat vodka is an acquired taste but other spirits are leagues better and only slightly more expensive, like gin (neet and with tonic, both are fine).
>>294350 Nah it's not worth the hassle. Thinking about it now, I think I won't drink anymore, it's a fucking waste of money anyways. I also really fucking hate alcoholics so becoming one myself would be hypocritical.
