Sakuya, Ran, Seiga, Yuuka and Tenshi are sitting in one jail cell. "I'd love to fuck a kitty right now" - says Ran "Yeah, but it better be a little one!" - says Sakuya "I'd tear off its legs after you're done" - says Yuuka "And then, after it bleeds out, I'd fuck it again" - says Seiga "Meow" - says Tenshi
>>315243 Feet beat futa because of that video where a dominatrix is in heels and accidentally punctures the guy's dick and his cock shoots a huge jet of blood
>>315290 just outside of the frame there are islamic extremists pointing guns at their heads. they use the ad revenue to fund their jihad. thats why the guys talk like that.
>>315335 even doe tewi's fart immunizes you against blighttown dart niggas toxins because the toxic status she gives you drains way less hp and you can't be inflicted by it again until it ends
Imagine nue sitting on some comfortable sofa while you sucking her cock like a hungry baby while standing on your knees like munching on that alien meat and playing with the balls a little bit. The punchline of this joke is you being grossed out.
Touhou (Tołczu, Tołcio, 2hu) - series of shoot'em up games, a poor DoDonPachi ripoff. An object of sick fascination for chinese autists, who have been creating more and more pictures and songs with the series' heroines, and even fan-made short series and games.
Games A common element of the games is the presence of girls in funny hats, as well as (except for the first game and two games where you take pictures of enemies xD) flying up to the top of the screen and blasting bullets while dodging enemy bullets. Despite its extreme technical simplicity and better games being available for consoles (Dodonpachi and Radiant Silvergun for Saturn, Ikaruga for Dreamcast and Gamecube, Hellsinker for PC) Touhou gained a lot of popularity. Twenty-four games in the series have been released, none of which adds anything new. Not only were the characters drawn terribly, but from the 6th part of the game onwards they stopped being cute, and the music done on General MIDI instruments took up a large part of the game files. So technically, even mitsuba written by 15-year-old Mati before mutation stands on a higher level.
Autism The first Touhou yielded the fruit of the fap fantasies of chinese basement dwellers who drew their renditions of cute girls. In fact, the subsequent, exponentially increasing waves of loli OCs were caused by the earlier fan's creations, not by the games, as the popular opinion goes. The creation of feedback has caused a rapid shitting up of danbooru-type sites with marisas and flandres, and from there it is a short way to shitting up chans with them. Of course, Anons are always open to fapping to 2D lolitas and Touhou threads have more than once reached a significant number of posts.
Importantly, the author of TH (ZUN) himself is an extreme autist, as he has been working on this project fully on his own for a dozen years, doing the code, graphics, music, etc. himself, regardless of the offers sent to him by game companies or fan feedback.
Touhou, along with MLP, are objects of controversy, as their fans are more or less equally basement dwellers and outgoing convention-attending attention whores. To this day it has not been resolved whether Touhou is salt or cancer.
Characters Chinese girls abound there, but among the most important are:
Reimu Hakurei - temple priestess, fights for the safety of Gensokyo (the name of the land). Marisa Kirisame - a daring witch with hard kleptomania manifested by stealing books from Patchouli's library
Also in a place of honor should be mentioned Cirno, who, despite not being a prominent character, is very popular due to her peculiar disposition, memes with her (⑨ baka) and being a loli (similar situation is the case of Flandre Scarlet). The popularity of all four can be seen well from the ranking of the most popular Fumos.
Supporting characters: Remilia Scarlet - vampire, owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion (she is the “scarlet devil”), older sister of Flandre Scarlet Patchouli Knowledge - powerful sorceress who sits for days in Remilia's library, has asthma Izayoi Sakuya - head of the Scarlet Devil Mansion maids, an expert in throwing knife fights, pads her boobs and is blatant proof of ZUN's weeabness, considering the fact that she is a walking reference to the JoJo manga. Besides, the weebs love her thighs.
Fumo Fumo (Fumo Fumo) - plush mascots in the shape of Touhou girls, which are immensely popular among weeaboos. Hundreds of videos in which they serve as role-playing puppets can be found on Jewtube. More recently, they have also become popular on foreign d.
A distinction is made between basic and deka (large) variations. A certain murrican website is responsible for the price of the mascots often reaching several hundred dollars. Fumo are hard to get even in Japan so don't even think about it.
The name Fumo Fumo comes from a rearranmeeperent of the letters in the phrase Mofu Mofu, meaning something soft and fluffy :3.
Trivia Many western chinese cartoon enjoyers became familiar with the game thanks to a remix of one of Touhou songs with Ronald McDonald (actually, it's not just a remix but YTPMV, but never mind that).
Eiki caught Reimu, Marisa and Sanae and ordered them to bring some item from their home Reimu brought an ofuda, Marisa brought her mini-hakkero and Sanae is nowhere to be seen "Now put it in your ass to atone for your sins" - says Eiki Reimu inserts the ofuda without any problem Marisa inserts the hakkero and cries, then starts laughing "Why are you crying?" - asks Eiki "Because it hurts!" "And why are you laughing?" "Because Sanae is carrying an onbashira"
this shit is so ass it's like this faggot tries to mimic tranime (which is the thing he does perfectly because anime humor/all the japanese humor at large is absolutely abyssmal pile of shit). this fail of a joke is dragging and dragging on and even if it was funny at the start it just becomes annoying at the one third of the video, holy shit.
Something tells me that people who want to "kill ai artist" has drawing skills (if they draw and not just feel sorry for the drawdogs) similar to this sack of shit of an art: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137115757 I would be ashamed even posting shit like this. But maybe the author still goes to the elementary school and still considers it to be worthy to brag about.
>>315553 Because leftists are endowed by their creator with the ability to create and their ideology is more conducive to such, being that conservatism is cruel and cynical, conservatives can only create using AI or somesuch.
