>entry level position >Los Angeles, CA >$20.00 Per Hour >Education/Experience: Bachelor’s degree in information technology, Computer Science, or a related field, or equivalent work experience.
You must automate your application sending process and gamefy it because pajeets and snow niggas who control the companies have decided to bury the divine light within their hearts, they are closer to cows and sheep than humans.
>soykikes make one funny meme after years of trying >it has nothing to do with bearded man but yeah no the job market is fuxated right now, no doubt about it brodie. keep putting out those applications and hope for the best. i find going there in person helps a little, especially if you get to see da manager
>>319882 do the old trick of flooding the spaces between paragraphs in your resume with buzzwords and then making the font white so that the ai they use to hire people picks up on your application
the fun fact is no one is gatekeeping them out of engineering or trades, they gatekeep themselves out for being completely useless in these fields very few women in construction, sewage cleaning or woodwork
>>319882 You gotta give me a kiss and then the job fairy will get you a job.
No, but seriously, you gotta make it a routine, everyday specify a time, at least an hour to just send applications. For automation, there are scripts and services but I dont think you are that desperate or autistic (yet)
reminder: there are 1500,000,000 pajeets, 60 different LLMs that can code and automatize tasks, foids gatekeeping you from most fields, boomers laughing at you while destroying the housing market, governments that only care about bleeding your well-earned money through taxes in top of more taxes so they can give it to jews no matter what you vote, and they're prepping wars to send only men that have Mexican to Norwegian skintones
Theoretically I could probably be unemployed forever if I move down to my grandma's and start growing crops and sell them or something... wait does that count?
I just remembered some tips and tricks I used, and I will provide them to you because I don't want bantoids to starve.
-make custom cvs based on the job you are applying to: let's say it's a web development position, you want to edit the CV to include all your web development skills, knowledge and projects. It's not a good idea to just use one CV, this is why LinkedIn has the option to upload multiple cvs.
-key words to scam the ATS: goin back to the web development example, if the niggers in HR want a monkey who uses angular, then you want to make sure that the word 'angular' is present in the CV so that ur clitty doesn't get locked by the ATS, while u get cucked by other applicants, this needs to be specific, if the job is asking for angular putting 'React' wouldn't cut it even if they are both web development tools because ur application isn't viewed by a human in the first place.
-automatiom: you can use chatgpt to generate you a python code that can automatically make cvs that match the job description postings, make sure to tell it to lookout for key words and such
-lastly make sure you are actually qualified for the job, there is no point in scamming the ATS, if you are just going to fail the technical interview with the niggers in HR.
Something weird that I noticed is that African and Caribbean brothers always smell good and dress somewhat respectable while African Americans always smell like shitty malt liquor
i was supposed to get a interview today for a cafe job that wanted me to go on weekends but it was too far away and i didnt have enough money to return home, so i told the taxi driver to bring me back home and he took $25 from me anyways
>>319877 in job postings that have union agreements, every single line on the posting is a non-negotiable requirement
and usually the entire job description is useless, and the only useful text besides the requirements are who the reporting manager is, which you would then reverse lookup to find the department to actually know how to prepare for what kind of questions
weekends are painful when job searching because there's literally nothing you can do. everything is closed, no one will email you or message you about any job interviews, and there's no new listings either
>>319959 I have a cheap gass output but yeah I'll be making less than minwage probs (my rent is only 300 a month so it's all Gucci) I guess I can spend the last of my savings on seamaxx
>>319955 How the hell is Florida so conservative? Before knowing english or anything about the US I had the impression that it was California but bathed by the Atlantic Ocean.
>>319965 >>319966 This retard could live like a king in any emerging country with that money. But instead he chooses to go to the manifestation of hell on earth instead: Somalia. Should've tried to become a warlord instead and own his country.
LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN
i overslept by 3 hours and was so embarrassed bossman was cool about it and didnt even write me up, i thought i was going to be unemployed i was so sad
>article about tiktoker girl complaining about having her first job at age 21 on msn >msn boomers dunking on her in the comments >i comment "she is very pretty so she could just get married if she doesn't want to work" >my account got suspended for this
It's a sick joke, in order to get a white collar job, you need a white collar job, and the longer you don't have a white collar job, the harder it is to get one. Then when you get one, you end up like me. Where you have to work a job you hate and can't quit because then you're going to struggle twice as long to get the next one.
>>320044 And also the biggest transfer of wealth in human history, since many of the following generations will be inheriting some of the wealth of those baby boomers
>>320047 Not every boomer is a soulless Amerigolem Chronos demon who doesn't give a fuck about their children or grandchildren and spent all their money on vacations and shit like that.
I had a revelation while passing by some university students that zoomers can't get jobs because jobs are an adult thing and no zoomer looks adult so the universe is listening to them and granting them wish of eternal childhood
lol people in the US who have graduated from colleges with degrees are struggling to find work that pays a living wage. i don't even have a degree. getting a job is a fucking pipe dream I'm settling into my neet lifestyle and am prepared to do this as long as my parents are alive
>>320088 here's a serval vid i have saved although it isnt the same as the gif >>320086 i dont need much every month if im living with my parents for free doe
I still remember that one time me and my coworker were in my boss car and that manlet nigger was like 'while we're on the road I want to show you something' and he turns on the stereo and it's a 7 minute ai song about the company
my mom is a politician and a vice president of a company and both of her jobs heavily involve wrangling unbelievably incompetent and greedy sub 90 iq "professionals" all day and all of them are paid good salaries, not to mention the schoolground tier workplace drama and the men do it too It's whitepilling because people being retarded means you can get ahead but it makes me annoyed about not getting free money or a job for being a genius and stuff
I was interacting with an ultra wealthy boomer at a coffee shop and it was rough, his bottom line advice for every young person is to go at least $100k in debt at all costs to get a CS degree while in the same breath he talked about how the job market is dead and how immigration and AI will continue making it worse, and how there are no opportunities for business anymore like there used to be simply because he was young There was no logical argument or coherency and he didn't acknowledge it or notice
>>320099 I remembered he said more than half of all jobs are fake work that will be eliminated and that's mostly a based line of thought but he was celebrating it too and my mom didn't think anything of it despite her job being a useless zoom call high paying job
God I could talk about this day for hours even though I enjoyed it, I had to explain the difference between IT and CS to him and he was like "bucko, everything is a computer, computer science is never going away, that register at the counter over there, everything is becoming a computer" I get that people are fake and naturally lie to themselves and etc but because he was ultra wealthy and I was open minded it was shocking and juicy