last night, I dream that I was on stage in a large cabaret theatre, on the stage. there before me there was a lavish silk sheeted bed and on that be there layed, face down, a young and sissyfied bill clinton. he layed there bound and caged, with nothing but a short baby pink satin negligee to cover his shame and needless to say I took the initiative and his arse. after what seemed like and hour of non-stop buttfuck I finally nutted into his presidential traphole, after which I looked off the stage. there I saw one man, jeffery epstein, smiling, clapping and knodding in approval. I then woke up feeling oddly satisfied. I still wonder about the dream's meaning though.
Met tpg and ac in a dream, tpg was a lanky polack with sleep eyes and glasses, ac looked like what he leaked (we were in a sort of villa but did not speak to each other)
>>325346 (OP) >Be me >Going to some kind of hotel >Picking out my room cuz dream logic, and the only rooms available are either literal bathrooms with room numbers, or a room with a hole in the door so people can see in >I go and see two people about this to try and get a better deal and they get me a real one >But one of the two people, a woman, takes me aside and tells me the bad news which is that I've been had and basically I'll be forced to sleep under a communal gaming desk >Somehow it feels like this woman is my sister or mother even though she's neither, and she gives me a shitload of helpful advice >For instance, she says it'll be easier for me to get through the night by going to sleep for a little bit, waking up then going back to sleep again rather than doing it all in one stretch, as it'll let me sleep longer >She also holds up a sheet of paper which has written on it a bunch of advice related to imageboards, for instance there was some way that a brazilian could use two yellow flags to represent himself, and anyone doing that was trolling >Also, there were two different flags depicting Michelangelo from the ninja turtles, and one of them is known as a memeflag and is also bullshit >It was endearing that she knew about all this weird obscure shit and I felt very thankful for all her advice
>Be me >My little brother is playing Mewgenics and I am watching >He's going through what is basically a very long questionnaire >One of the questions involves cooking a meal for one of our cats in real life (the very old one) >It's a pretty strange (and tasty) meal incorporating things like cheese and hot chips >We timeskip a day and he rattles off a bunch of bullshit jargon science-y statistics about how the second feed of the meal improved her "information related to hunting" or something >At the very end of the questionnaire he unlocks a Cleric ability named "Eden" >The ability is something like "Brace 2, Sleep 1" (e.g. going to sleep for 1 turn at the start of combat) >The ability icon looks kinda like balls so in an attempt to be contrary I make a joke "It's a chicken wearing boxing gloves!" >Then with perfect comedic timing an NPC in the game says "Australians will love this one, they love sticking it in other people's faces!" >After he unlocks the ability, he has a "boss head" that he has to sell that same night before it disappears from his inventory >I also remember hearing an interesting song, with a woman singing about asking people if they've seen someone, with the chorus being "I've been looking for a man named, Ste-ven" >The dream ends
I can't remember if that song is actually something real that I'm not supposed to know about
I also remember before this I was dreaming that I was watching my little brother play TF2 and it was somewhat entertaining
>>326097 >Be me >Watching my little brother play TF2 >Most of the dream is set on pl_frontier >The first two rounds are fairly boring - on the first one, RED wins on the third point, and on the second one, RED wins on the second point >But at the start of the third round something baffling happens - every member of RED spawns stuck inside the map geometry in random places and has to killbind to escape >Because of this, BLU gets to the last point this time, but it's a setting unrecognisable to pl_frontier >The best way to describe it is if you took the point from koth_viaduct, removed one of the wooden walls and set it on the perfectly flat concrete of the very last point of pl_goldrush >My little brother is playing Pyro at this point, and a lot of funny moments happen as the result of him deflecting the stickies of an enemy Demoman who always seems to shoot crit stickies >A member of his team was pretty interesting, it was a medic using melee weapons which made him look retarded, but I realised he was actually a genius as he was using the Geralt scout sword that hurts yourself, along with the Blutsauger to instantly get all the health back >At one point (though I swear it wasn't my little brother's fault) the BLU demoman managed to det and kill EIGHT RED players on the point
>>326098 >>A member of his team was pretty interesting, it was a medic using melee weapons which made him look retarded, but I realised he was actually a genius as he was using the Geralt scout sword that hurts yourself, along with the Blutsauger to instantly get all the health back
I just had a crazy dream The first part of the dream was about a YouTuber in Colorado who grew magic mushrooms, and he was using robots from Elon Musk to turn it into a business and he was doing chemistry or something And then he got on a motorcycle so he could go out and buy supplies from somewhere, and he drove downhill down slopes and would go flying over fences and obstacles and it was from his pov like a gopro Eventually he was driving through snow and had to turn around because there were wolves and they started pursuing him Then he entered a tight apartment building and it had some business selling cats and there were blue and green cats Then he got to a lower floor that had a few people lined up to see a shaman There was a lady lined up who had no body below her shoulders and she had a deformed child and she held it using some kind of stub Then he got to see the shaman, and the shaman would put a chicken bone in your mouth and he'd hold you from behind while a slot game plays The slot game was a weird esoteric loony tunes Playstation game where you fulfill certain directives given to you in a sequence and you have to remember them and carry them out, but you operate the game by moving the bone around in your mouth and chewing on it They were winning the game and making money thanks to the shaman's powers Then I woke up
I had a dream about the movie American psycho, but the plot was different and Christian Bale had a daughter and was becoming insanë due to prophetic dreams culminating in a masked copy of himself abducting his daughter and killing him, and the movie ends with the prophecy becoming real
I'm a little embarrassed to mention this particular dream >One of my old school friends, a girl who had some obscure disease, gets treatment >A side effect of the treatment is that her boobs grow to be huge, like just under head-sized kinda huge >She ends up making a bunch of posts on every social media basically trying to brag about it while hiding the fact that she's bragging Picrel is what one of the social media posts was kinda like
Had a dream it was the zombie apocalypse but it was kind of a chill zombie apocalypse where there weren't any huge hordes generally speaking
I came across a mansion eventually and the guy who owns it is kind of this reclusive savant but he just lets me chill there.
There was a girl who was my sister but not actually my sister irl, she was invented but we were related in the dream and we shagged for some reason. I think some other shit happened but I don't remember
>Be me >In a city not dissimilar to Lumiere from E33 >A woman who seems familiar, but not from the game, starts humming a song which sounds like something that'd be from the game >I start humming along and soon everyone on that street is humming along too >I go to a large open side street where I'm surprised to see a bunch of thin wiry Scandinavian-looking guys who all have thinning blonde hair >All together, we look like a White Nationalist group meeting >I realise that this is no coincidence and I need to train these men into an actual White Nationalist group
I had kind of a crazy ass dream last night. It's difficult to describe but I'll give it a go
Act 1 of the game was me in school in the bathroom where I got into some kind of confrontation with some bitchy black girls and apparently they went off and told the rest of their clique so I needed to watch my back and sheeeeit The school power went out and everybody went to sit in one spot for some reason and the teachers just did class there in front of the window. Idr much more.
Act 2 was very STALKER-like but I was exploring these strange areas that were kind of non-euclidian. If you've ever played Containment Breach and put on the freaky gas mask it was like that but the buildings were generally made in a Soviet style using concrete, brick, etc, and there was a thick fog.
Act 3 was nuts because I woke up at 9 and fell back asleep from 9 to like 9:12 so despite this feeling like the longest of the dreams it was actually the shortest. The dream generally took on a dark psychedelic look, with negative space generally being black and everything else vibrant colors, except the balcony scene at the end which was in normal coloring.
Basically, I was playing as my beloved Marie and you would start out in this Yume Nikki style hub world with a bunch of doors. Through each door was a small segment of gameplay, usually in a very different style from the last. For example, one of them was kind of an RPG Maker-like stealth segment, and in another one, it was 2D and I had to use a cannon to sling myself just so towards the end of the map in order to land on a platform. I think there was also an FPS segment. Anyways I completed all of those, and there was usually a boss fight in the end. They would explode into gore and viscera usually and leave behind a floating body part which I had to collect for some unknown purpose. Think, hearts, livers, etc.
At the end of the cannon level, which I did last, you had to fight a plushie unicorn and the gameplay was something like contra or cuphead but anyways I manage to slay the beast, it blows up into multicolored gore, and leaves behind a brain. That must have been the final piece because the "screen" went white and I was floating outside of an apartment building, with Marie leaning on the balcony smoking a cigarette. She quizzed me on like oddly philosophical things and mostly responded with "I see" or "interesting" or similar responses. I don't remember what was asked nor my answers. At the end of it I got the opportunity to select a "cough" which is kind of like a selectable buff in a roguelike. I was hesitant to do this because somehow, presumably through a pickup, I had made her an elf (????) and the stat text said that elves generally don't use coughs. One of them had concrete stats albeit they were probably gibberish as I couldn't understand them even in the dream and the other one was just like a mystery power up. I selected the gibberish and shortly after the dream ended and I woke up in a completely different position to the one I was in when I fell back asleep. Pretty trippy. Pic not related.
Had a very long and very cool dream last night. Don't remember most of it except that for the last bit I was some sort of mafia thug and I had to ice this kid who had somehow become a problem for the mafia. He was this really creepy Satanist type kid, all black clothes, face paint, he watched gore and shooting footage and he had 3D printed guns and lots of occult symbols in the room, the whole nine. Literally a step removed, if that, from a school shooter.
Anyways me and this kid talk for a bit and I keep bringing it back to "yep you gotta die today" and the kid actually mostly seems fine with it, in fact he wants to do it himself. Figuring he'll die anyways, we have a chat about his life, my life, circumstances, and so on. He's actually a really sociable and bubbly guy and I remember him being outstandingly pleasant to talk to. Eventually I convince him to off himself with one of the 3D printed guns but I feel kinda bad about it in the end
had a kinda scary dream that an gorilla or something was around my home, it attacked my sister but she lived, i got my gun and was looking for it but i just found giant holes in the other neighboring house, it kept getting closer again and i was trying to change from the 9mm to the 556 but i couldn't look for fear of it breaking in, i think what made it worse is i never actually saw it, just blurs of movements
This one dream I had wasn't recent, but I thought it was interesting enough to write down, so I suppose I'll send it here.
I was in my home with Terry Davis for some reason, and while I was explaining something to my mom and dad, he came up to me between them and ask a question related to what I was talking about. I don’t remember what I responded with, but he was confused so I had to repeat it to him. Then he started mumbling to himself so I told him to calm down, after that he walked away, and I heard him in the other room opening his pill bottle and talking his medication. Then the dream flashed, and we were inside this strange indoor racetrack. I was in a booth and I went up to a screen that had a camera into a car. Terry was the driver, and for some reason, Elliot Rodger was holding paper while in the passenger seat, telling him how hard to steer (this is typically done in rally races). When the car came speeding near the booth, it crashed into a side, and Terry came walking out somehow unharmed. As 2 men surrounded the car, Elliot also got out also unscathed, pulled out a P90, and killed the 2 men. Terry and I ducked down, while Elliot ran off to kill more people. I don’t remember what happened after that but I do know that the building caught on fire and the ground started to collapse. Me and Terry started to run. As we ran, we saw emergency response teams enter the building and were gathering people by groups. When we found the exit, I jumped over a gap to get to the door, and I told Terry to jump. He jumped, and we ran out of the building. As our running slowed, I started to laugh in a rush of emotions as we walked away. As we were walking, we passed by a strange structure that had urinals at its base. Terry asked me how the Egyptians built plumbing back then, and I told him that plumbing didn’t exist yet. He just said “Oh”. Then, without warning, the dream ended and I woke up. I didn’t jolt awake, I just opened my eyes thinking “What the fuck did I just dream???”
I don’t normally write my dreams down since I don’t really think of wanting to remember them, but this was interesting, so I just HAD to write it down. The only other dream I have ever written down ALSO features Terry Davis, but not me.
I had a dream I was going to Harvard and I had perfect marks and was friends with many of the teachers. At some point in the dream a nuke got dropped so everyone had to go into the Harvard bunker I guess. In the library in subterranean Harvard I met a cosplay chick I followed and me and her had a discussion about cosplay and I asked her if my face was okay, maybe with makeup or something it would look okay, etc etc and she kind of scrunched her nose up and shook her head and was like "unfortunately no..." so I looked in the mirror and I shit you not, le /pol/ face (picrel if somehow you don't know/4got) was looking back at me. The first thing I did when I woke up wad look in the mirror to make sure I didn't actually look like the chud face and thankfully it was all good in the hood. I think that dream might represent internalized self-hatred and how a lot of it isn't true probably but interpret it however you please
>>375319 My interpretation of this is that in the future, women will see your ideologies as extreme and hateful ("White hate") and you won't be ready for this in time to adapt to it Your dream doesn't seem prophetic so I don't think this will actually happen, but it may be something you fear unconsciously
Last night I dreamt I had a pet orangutan and it followed me around and did funny shit but because I know the power macacos hold I was constantly scared it would go bananas and kill everybody. It was fun teaching it to open doors and shit doe.
>>325346 (OP) Had a dream about sky turning red and magic circles appearing in the sky, just right outside my window. An array of massive dark coloured obelisks emerged out of the magic circle in the east and began falling one by one into the wastelands (which replaced the IRL sea), making a noticeable impact. I felt mixed feelings. One of a joy that the current world order is about to fall and one of a pragmatic fear, for one of those things could easily fall on my roof, should the circles emerge nearby. I rushed outside to see what's happening. Of course the streets were different, as expected of a dream, but for some reason i rationalized it as "the worlds merging". Outside, a mob of people and sexy looking demons stood, some of them were discussing an important meeting in a mansion. Said mansion, once we arrived, had a lot of maids and butlers inside, preparing for some kind of events. I was confused and loitered around the mansion aimlessly, with my notable discoveries being that there were a lot of roses in every corner and that the backdoor in one place lead to a grove of some kind. Alas, before i could have any sexy time with the stupid sexy demons, i woke up.
Few nights ago I had a dream that I was Sancho Limbus Company, but human. There were a lot vampires in the building I was in, acted friendly but still seemed like they tried to make me one of them. To avoid becoming one I just jumped out of the window and killed myself
I didn't play Limbus that much, would that actually make sense or not at all?
>>381108 no those are i speculate were troons or fujo landwhales that got new bodies as they invited me to a mysterious mansion. if they were da joos they'd shoo me away as i've said a couple of things about isnotreal
by the way had a dream today that i've got a detention in britbong setting and got molestered there by the older men. most likely it was caused by replaying degrees of lewdity and getting too absorbed
I just dreamt that there was basically a parody of the okusuri nonde neyo music video, but it was a slightly different character wearing a like loose skimpy top and taking some pill that was implied to be eccies And when she opened her mouth there was a crazy amount of saliva Pretty gross
I just remembered another detail, some of the lyrics were about like basically delaying taking it for a while to purposefully increase its effect and get more addicted
I had a dream whwre i was in a wheelchaor and i was at a place where fat cripples were mamiing wheelchaor complaints and talking avout hemmorooihoids and then i remember i had to be somewhwre irl so i dtood up out of my wheelchair and woke up and then went to that place and iM there now
a while ago I had this dream I was shooting up my old high school with a group of 3-4 other people including my old nigger civics teacher; we cornered a kid in the bathroom and instead of gunning him to death like the others picked him up and started throwing him up and down like you would with pizza dough while he shrieked horribly
Recently, that is, for maybe a month now, my dreams have gotten noticeably more linear, that is, they usually seem to take place in a defined and generally consistent place and along a generally logical timeline. I have no idea why this is.
I watched The Godfather Part II and went to sleep last night, and I had a dream I was a mafia member sent to kill some girl who was working at a coffee shop. Me and a friend of mine walked in and without saying a word threw acid in her face and then took her, filled the bathtub (it was a coffee shop run out of an apartment unit) with acid, and lowered her in. She was screaming the whole time and it was generally very disturbing, but there was a lot of cool "camera" work, most of it was first person but other interesting shots include one from the upper corner of the room and the chick's pov when she was under the acid.
Last night I dreamt I had to go to Taiwan for some kind of work or sporting event (I think it was the latter and I was being paid to participate) which mainly involved swimming, mostly in the ocean at high tide around sets of stone pillars, like bridge supports and stuff. While there, I became friends with one of the women also participating in whatever this was and found her to be smart and charismatic, as well as very open and clearly into me. We talked, went back to her flat, slept, ate. For some reason after eating I called my sister who was still in America and told her about the differences between base SCP containment breach and containment breah ultimate and while I was doing so my perspective changed to that of the hypothetical player character encountering all the spooky monsters, but I could tell I was still me standing on the balcony and this was just, like, a vision or something. By the end of the vision I had showered shaved gotten dressed etc and me and chick were going out to the competition, finding ourselves in the hallway with one of her friends. At the end of the dream I shifted perspective to this schizo incel who saw everybody as touhous. Apparently in the mind of this schizo the chick I was going out with was Ran and her friend was Yukari. Strange dream.
>Be me >Some shady guy is invading my home and me and my brother are there kinda nervous >Grab a knife and point it at the guy >He rushes at me and basically impales on it >I drag the knife sideways and cut almost all the way to his heart but stop short >He stops in place and looks regretful and I realise what I've done >The rest of the dream is me trying to get him to the hospital but failing due to various dream logic reasons >End up waking up again without knowing whether he died or lived
weird dream >im arriving at an airport in the usa >by chance meet a coworker who i know irl has family in the usa >guides me throught the airport and end up meeting with two asian girls, one chinese and one korean who speak english >cringe smalltalk haha >somehow end up in a convo that ends in "you know how some people have a confort plushie? i have a confort model car" and i pull out a perfectly accurate model white lexus rx out of my tavel bag >chinese one says "wow that is so cool!" and i leave it in her care while me and coworker go do whatever >timelapse and we are both back to whatever the place we are staying was, hotel i guess? the two asian ladies are here >i thank her for looking after my confort model car plus some banter i cant remember >timelapse and somehow i end up shirtless lying in bed early morning and shes spooing my skuf bod despite her smol azian female stature >get out of bed and see coworker is already up and also shirtless, says i have to "get ready cause we have to leave soon" >"yea sure, i will be ready in a minute" >wake up
Had another college related dream. I was an Uber driver or something and taking this dude to the college but on the way there a couple shithead college kids were blocking the road and recording inside people's cars to rage bait or something.
Anyways I get to this college and people there get all friendly w me, ask if I'm enrolled and I'm like nahh so I head back out to the parking lot and one of the people from the group blocking the road approaches me, she is, don't laugh, a tall gothic foid and initially she is making fun of me but I manage to convince her I'm cool actually with my good sense of humor and general swag. Because I'm an egalitarian person who discourages cliques and the cult of personality I think she respected that ili chto-to.
So we drive and listen to music and talk about stuff, music, life experiences, video games, etc.
For some reason during the dream a lawyer or some similar kind of businessman is executed by being eaten by bugs and I think that's a little bit metal. Also I remember logging onto the bint in my dream and rvtaka was back and had posted cp. Art imitates life fr.
Will any of this happen? Chances are slim. But I think the lesson of it all is to be confident and that respect is like a cat. You can't chase it, but if you are chilled out and swaggy it will come to you naturally and that's how you get the 5'8" goth chick o algo.
