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 No. 325346 >>380513 [View All]

Anything related to dreams
This is apparently the area from a dream I had on January 29th

 No. 375689

>>375319
My interpretation of this is that in the future, women will see your ideologies as extreme and hateful ("White hate") and you won't be ready for this in time to adapt to it
Your dream doesn't seem prophetic so I don't think this will actually happen, but it may be something you fear unconsciously

 No. 380471

Last night I dreamt I had a pet orangutan and it followed me around and did funny shit but because I know the power macacos hold I was constantly scared it would go bananas and kill everybody. It was fun teaching it to open doors and shit doe.

 No. 380513 >>381108

>>325346 (OP)
Had a dream about sky turning red and magic circles appearing in the sky, just right outside my window. An array of massive dark coloured obelisks emerged out of the magic circle in the east and began falling one by one into the wastelands (which replaced the IRL sea), making a noticeable impact.
I felt mixed feelings. One of a joy that the current world order is about to fall and one of a pragmatic fear, for one of those things could easily fall on my roof, should the circles emerge nearby.
I rushed outside to see what's happening. Of course the streets were different, as expected of a dream, but for some reason i rationalized it as "the worlds merging". Outside, a mob of people and sexy looking demons stood, some of them were discussing an important meeting in a mansion.
Said mansion, once we arrived, had a lot of maids and butlers inside, preparing for some kind of events. I was confused and loitered around the mansion aimlessly, with my notable discoveries being that there were a lot of roses in every corner and that the backdoor in one place lead to a grove of some kind.
Alas, before i could have any sexy time with the stupid sexy demons, i woke up.

 No. 380559

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last night I had a dream about rocket jumping away from military recruiters

 No. 380790 >>381108

Few nights ago I had a dream that I was Sancho Limbus Company, but human. There were a lot vampires in the building I was in, acted friendly but still seemed like they tried to make me one of them. To avoid becoming one I just jumped out of the window and killed myself

I didn't play Limbus that much, would that actually make sense or not at all?

 No. 381108 >>381157

>>380513
>>380790
>Vampires
>stupid sexy demons
It's Jews, you're dreaming about Jews

 No. 381157 >>381165

>>381108
no those are i speculate were troons or fujo landwhales that got new bodies as they invited me to a mysterious mansion. if they were da joos they'd shoo me away as i've said a couple of things about isnotreal

 No. 381158

by the way had a dream today that i've got a detention in britbong setting and got molestered there by the older men. most likely it was caused by replaying degrees of lewdity and getting too absorbed

 No. 381165

>>381157
Jews pretending to be accepting of you to later corrupt you

 No. 381610

I just dreamt that there was basically a parody of the okusuri nonde neyo music video, but it was a slightly different character wearing a like loose skimpy top and taking some pill that was implied to be eccies
And when she opened her mouth there was a crazy amount of saliva
Pretty gross

 No. 381612

I just remembered another detail, some of the lyrics were about like basically delaying taking it for a while to purposefully increase its effect and get more addicted

 No. 382617 >>382687

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I had a dream Hitler and Gorbachov invaded my house and tried to kill me but I fought them off.

 No. 382687

>>382617
this frog is a simple man

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this is so real

 No. 382838

I had a dream whwre i was in a wheelchaor and i was at a place where fat cripples were mamiing wheelchaor complaints and talking avout hemmorooihoids and then i remember i had to be somewhwre irl so i dtood up out of my wheelchair and woke up and then went to that place and iM there now

 No. 382848 >>382849

another dream about Judgement Day.

 No. 382849 >>382850

>>382848
who needs to be judged

 No. 382850

>>382849
I was waiting for my turn and it was some whore's turn and she got dunked into a fountain of fire.

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 No. 383971 >>383988

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a while ago I had this dream I was shooting up my old high school with a group of 3-4 other people including my old nigger civics teacher; we cornered a kid in the bathroom and instead of gunning him to death like the others picked him up and started throwing him up and down like you would with pizza dough while he shrieked horribly

 No. 383988

>>383971
Hawt.

 No. 383994

Recently, that is, for maybe a month now, my dreams have gotten noticeably more linear, that is, they usually seem to take place in a defined and generally consistent place and along a generally logical timeline. I have no idea why this is.

I watched The Godfather Part II and went to sleep last night, and I had a dream I was a mafia member sent to kill some girl who was working at a coffee shop. Me and a friend of mine walked in and without saying a word threw acid in her face and then took her, filled the bathtub (it was a coffee shop run out of an apartment unit) with acid, and lowered her in. She was screaming the whole time and it was generally very disturbing, but there was a lot of cool "camera" work, most of it was first person but other interesting shots include one from the upper corner of the room and the chick's pov when she was under the acid.

 No. 384003

Why are you guys having these sick and fucked up dreams and I'm missing out?
It's not fucking fair

 No. 384189

Last night I dreamt I had to go to Taiwan for some kind of work or sporting event (I think it was the latter and I was being paid to participate) which mainly involved swimming, mostly in the ocean at high tide around sets of stone pillars, like bridge supports and stuff. While there, I became friends with one of the women also participating in whatever this was and found her to be smart and charismatic, as well as very open and clearly into me. We talked, went back to her flat, slept, ate. For some reason after eating I called my sister who was still in America and told her about the differences between base SCP containment breach and containment breah ultimate and while I was doing so my perspective changed to that of the hypothetical player character encountering all the spooky monsters, but I could tell I was still me standing on the balcony and this was just, like, a vision or something. By the end of the vision I had showered shaved gotten dressed etc and me and chick were going out to the competition, finding ourselves in the hallway with one of her friends. At the end of the dream I shifted perspective to this schizo incel who saw everybody as touhous. Apparently in the mind of this schizo the chick I was going out with was Ran and her friend was Yukari. Strange dream.

 No. 384465

>Be me
>Some shady guy is invading my home and me and my brother are there kinda nervous
>Grab a knife and point it at the guy
>He rushes at me and basically impales on it
>I drag the knife sideways and cut almost all the way to his heart but stop short
>He stops in place and looks regretful and I realise what I've done
>The rest of the dream is me trying to get him to the hospital but failing due to various dream logic reasons
>End up waking up again without knowing whether he died or lived

 No. 385722

I had a dream that Jared kushner was my step brother and that he was gay and retarded

 No. 386131

Had a dream i let my hair grow long again

 No. 386961

weird dream
>im arriving at an airport in the usa
>by chance meet a coworker who i know irl has family in the usa
>guides me throught the airport and end up meeting with two asian girls, one chinese and one korean who speak english
>cringe smalltalk haha
>somehow end up in a convo that ends in "you know how some people have a confort plushie? i have a confort model car" and i pull out a perfectly accurate model white lexus rx out of my tavel bag
>chinese one says "wow that is so cool!" and i leave it in her care while me and coworker go do whatever
>timelapse and we are both back to whatever the place we are staying was, hotel i guess? the two asian ladies are here
>i thank her for looking after my confort model car plus some banter i cant remember
>timelapse and somehow i end up shirtless lying in bed early morning and shes spooing my skuf bod despite her smol azian female stature
>get out of bed and see coworker is already up and also shirtless, says i have to "get ready cause we have to leave soon"
>"yea sure, i will be ready in a minute"
>wake up
:masaka:

 No. 388247

I had a dream a shopkeeper who was selling fish ripped his dick off in front of my family for allah

 No. 388716 >>388717

Literally had a dream where i physically assaulted a childhood friend i havent seen in like 15 years ever since he became a normalfag

 No. 388717

>>388716
Have u had feelings for him irl

 No. 390552

i had a dream i swallowed a tennis ball and i was anxiously waiting for it to come out the other end

 No. 390675 >>398069

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Had another college related dream.
I was an Uber driver or something and taking this dude to the college but on the way there a couple shithead college kids were blocking the road and recording inside people's cars to rage bait or something.

Anyways I get to this college and people there get all friendly w me, ask if I'm enrolled and I'm like nahh so I head back out to the parking lot and one of the people from the group blocking the road approaches me, she is, don't laugh, a tall gothic foid and initially she is making fun of me but I manage to convince her I'm cool actually with my good sense of humor and general swag. Because I'm an egalitarian person who discourages cliques and the cult of personality I think she respected that ili chto-to.

So we drive and listen to music and talk about stuff, music, life experiences, video games, etc.

For some reason during the dream a lawyer or some similar kind of businessman is executed by being eaten by bugs and I think that's a little bit metal. Also I remember logging onto the bint in my dream and rvtaka was back and had posted cp. Art imitates life fr.

Will any of this happen? Chances are slim. But I think the lesson of it all is to be confident and that respect is like a cat. You can't chase it, but if you are chilled out and swaggy it will come to you naturally and that's how you get the 5'8" goth chick o algo.

Pic unrelated.

 No. 395182

Had kind of a crazy dream last night. Don't remember much of it except it involved me being in school again and I was trying to look up my schedule and ended up on tiktok for some reason. Apparently in the dream if you look up school schedule on tiktok you end up with gore after a few swipes so I saw a woman twisting a dog's head off, a young man falling from a great height, and I saw a DCB with maggots all over it. I was like "wtf why can't I find my schedule" because atp I was under the impression that I had a class at a factory outside the school so that's where I drove, but I'm certain I had passed it as I reached the next town over. So again I was like "wtf why can I not find my schedule" and then literally I thought "Oh my God, because I'm not in school anymore" and the second "anymore" was said I woke up.

Pretty freaky.

 No. 398052

new dream dropped
I don't remember much of it except me and my sister went to a rave of some sort in an abandoned school and had fun.

Towards the end we got captured by pedophilic vampires and had to escape their manor in the woods. We did this by doing lots of stealth kills. Eventually we got to the front door and ran for it, and I heard a terrible screech behind me was vampire Epstein lunged for me and landed on my back. Thankfully my sister got into the car so I went out like a soldier.

 No. 398069

>>390675
Are you trying to tell a joke? Like 5'8 is not tall

 No. 400997 >>400998 >>401002

had another sex dream where i coomed over a gothgirls face then she pulled my head in and forced me to french kiss her while my cum was still all over her face while rubbing my penis into penetrating sex.
i woke up unsure if this was emasculating or not.

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>>400997
was it a wet dream though

 No. 401002

>>400997
Stay up, straightking

 No. 401072

I had a dream about trying to buy an energy drink in a small corner shop. But of course i've failed to find it since products were sorted in kind of chaotic manner. Instead i decided to buy one 500ml can of 2.5% warhammer beer for 1.32$ and a coffe in a 500ml can (just like in my animus waow) for 1.06$. When i tried to reach the desired products i've lost my balance and fell face-to-floor. thankfully i didn't damage any private property. After failure to attain my drinks, due to increasing traffic near cashier, i decided to wait it out in the other corner of the store. But a little girl started to following me around and mocking me for incompetence. Through ignoring her, i have arrived to the desired place, the girl followed me but i ignored her presence and focused on inspecting the metal 5x5x8 cm models of helicopters, they were well made had moving rottors, detailed engine and you could dissasemble them if you wanted. But when i was geeking i couldn't ignore the mocking from the girlie no more so i escaped without my beer and coffe.

i didn't rape the girl that mocked me even though she had dat 2D look.

Would be funny if this kind of circus happend irl, not if the one being mocked was me though, i'd cry.

What would (you) do if this happend to (you) /bant/culture.com?

 No. 401129

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last night as I slept I dreamt I was sitting around a camp fire out west with my cousins, watching a moon that moves across the night sky but never really sets.
I included a badly drawn representation.

 No. 402209

picrel is me rn

Fell asleep, woke up, fell asleep again. Had two extremely wild dreams. I don't know why, but when I'm sick, my dreams are far more vivid and coherent, there is very rarely the sense of just teleporting someplace, for example.

Dream 1 was by all counts a pretty standard dream. A bunch of shit went on but what I remember is I was at one point made to crossdress outdoors and this somehow attracted slenderman, who began to terrorize the neighborhood until myself and a chick I met who knew what was going on went through a portal. We ended up on a beach somewhere, where a mass of zombies were shambling out of the treeline and eating a whale that had gotten beached in the shallow water. This whale must have had abilities or something because we planted explosives on it and blew it up, and when it died, all the zombies, slenderman, etc went away.

Dream 2 involved me and my sister in a subway system where some kind of sporting event was happening. In the restroom, a cop pretty roughly strip searched her, causing me to fight him and actually win. But when I turned my back he seized me and began leading me around the subway. I began to realize I was definitely going to jail, so I begged him to let me go and he said there actually is something he can do. So he brought me to a part of the subway and knocked me out, and when I woke up I was in a complex obstacle course mostly made of construction materials (think, Dying Light) but there was acid below it. As I cleared the first few obstacles it shifted from an obstacle course to a Victorian city painted in red moonlight. The objective was to reach the finish line as fast as possible. If I could do that, I could leave.

So I ran across the buildings, nearly missing my jumps a few times, before finally ziplining to the last one. Surprise surprise, the cop decides that while I was entertaining, he just wants to kill me anyways. So me and him and his partner and the other hostage (who I guess was supposed to be dream gf?) fought on the rooftop and I ended up cutting his head off lel

And when I did, my vision changed and it revealed we were all in a back room of the subway and had hot boxed some kind of esoteric hallucinagen. The cop was dead and headless on the floor, the partner was KOd, and my sister and the other random girl, as well as me, were stood naked and covered in blood for a few seconds, before paramedics showed up and the dream ends. I guess we just got away with murdering a cop.

 No. 403183 >>403185

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>Be me with my family
>We hear what we think is bullets hitting the side of our house
>I get my phone camera out zoom in super far and aim in the direction I think they're coming from
>Nothing
>I adjust the angle slightly and see some kind of soldier wearing a black uniform like picrel and moving about
>I tell my family
>We all fucking book it and get out of there
Spooky

 No. 403185

>>403183
It was me coming to spread the word of Satan. To you specifically.

 No. 403207

way way back in the last night's dream time, I dreamt I was back in gensokyo. I appeared at hakurei jinja, in one hand I held 3l bottle of orange juice and in my other a 5l cask of goon. after devirginating the goon and taking a swig from the bag I ended up roaming the grounds. after what seemed like about half an hour I chanced upon suika who was looking for reimu, we ended up sharing the goon and juice for what seemed like about an hour or so, until the last drop ran dry and then I woke up.

 No. 403468

You guys are gonna LOVE this one
>Zombie apocalypse
>I die and become a zombie very quickly
>I come up on a house at the edge of a cliff with a bunch of zombie kids there
>I make em shoo
>I come up to some like yellow flag or plaque or something and found a clan
>The clan thingy has a GUI that says how long every member took to die and become a zombie; of course, I was the first
>Eventually a few other zombies become members of my clan including a few members of my family
>We have to do like quests and shit
>One quest is particularly interesting
>It has you and the other quester in a hotel where one tries to escape and the other hunts
>The interesting difference is that the escapee and the hunter are framed as female and male versions respectively of the escapee
>The quest takes place in a kind of hotel with lots of floors and stairs between them
>There's a scripted event where as the escapee activates the elevator to escape, they're forced to stand still and play an animation where they get on the floor
>The hunter then gets on top of them, and, no joke, titfucks the escapee

 No. 406724

been having awesome vivid dreams every night for some reason lately

 No. 406725 >>406726

the type of dreams i had in early 20s

 No. 406726 >>406773

>>406725
Describe one

 No. 406773 >>406774

>>406726
don't remember the details but basically cool adventurous stuff like flying and exploring weird videogamey places

 No. 406774 >>406777

>>406773
dont ignore my post about menu swapping before unless you want horrible torture dreams every nighyt

 No. 406775 >>406776

oh just remembered one I was in some sort of survival game where you're in fuckhuge mansion and I remember sneaking by some weird monsters with some ppl

 No. 406776 >>406777

>>406775
this will be the mansion

 No. 406777 >>406778 >>406779 >>406786

>>406774
I readed it all tho
>>406776
now I remember it was on an island so literally bint mansion on bint island

 No. 406778 >>406792

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 No. 406779 >>406786

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>>406777
this is how i sit autistically and stim when you ignore

 No. 406786 >>406793

>>406777
>>406779
Cute couple

 No. 406792

>>406778
hares are giga cool tho

 No. 406793 >>406796

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>>406786
being a yuricon is cringe but harmless but its espcially bad shipping a mother and child

 No. 406794 >>406795

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im saving polish punder from becoming xxl punder

 No. 406795

>>406794
thanks

 No. 406796 >>406797

>>406793
Ur polish's ticket to straightdom and I'm not letting u ruin it by being hypergamous. I've been working hard at this.

 No. 406797 >>406798

>>406796
>>406796
HE HAS A WOMB AND NOT ONLY THAT ONE THATS MORE FUNCTIONAL THAN MINE

 No. 406798 >>406799

>>406797
Oh I get it, he has a womb cuz he birthed many classic bant moments.

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>>406798
NO because (s)he is an adult human female

 No. 406800 >>406801


 No. 406801

>>406800
us if you detransition and convert to bant island orthodox christian

 No. 406802 >>406803

>>406799
Spike's bunda is distracting me from the fillies

 No. 406803 >>406804 >>406805

>>406802
we just pulled out your eyes cu oyhu said that and what song would you goon to cuz all the asmr sexy audio stuff in the world got deleted

 No. 406804 >>406806

>>406803
whatever i heard in p/hmvs

 No. 406805 >>406807

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>>406803
You are hereby crowned Aspie Princess of /bant/erlot

 No. 406806 >>406814

>>406804
treat me like a slut little dirty bitch I love to fuck
:vibe:

 No. 406807

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>>406805
ok but that first one was not made or intended for actual daughters, rather male daughters if you will

 No. 406808 >>406814

i dont hate all mtf trannies i just hate the ones that have any kind of sexual peversion and or are annoying

 No. 406809

boymoder x ICE 6"5 agent troon fantasies is totally acceptable tho

 No. 406810 >>406811

next time say: yeah like [treat me like a slut little dirty bitch I love to fuck]
RATHER than making you sound like a WHORE

 No. 406811 >>406813

>>406810
my version is funnier

 No. 406812

my feet smell really bad btw

 No. 406813

>>406811
it doesnt matter if its funny dont sound like a roastie bitch ill kill you

 No. 406814 >>406815 >>406818

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>>406808
you don't sound like a proper ally right now, let's fix that
>>406806
she's a real party animal

 No. 406815

>>406814
afabs and theyfab type poon or poon adjecent type people always are teh worst allies because they arent really trans and are aware they are a woman and mtfs arent but try to be supportive and end up like >>406695 (Cross-Thread), im the opposite where i do think mtfs can be actually valid but only hsts mongamists who are often christian or somewhat socially conservative i really hate hon puppies

 No. 406816 >>406819

i wont blindly support agp while being sccretly transphobic

 No. 406817

i would probably never to st4t if i was still pooning

 No. 406818

>>406814
do you think its wrong theres an 18+ rule on this site so babies like me get discouraged from seeing the porn here and what are you going to do about that rule

 No. 406819 >>406820

>>406816
what about repping agps

 No. 406820 >>406823

>>406819
they rep till 50 when they have kidsa nd then agp sissy out and cut off their family special place in hell for that, if you have agp thoughts at that age when you have a family just start smoking everyday and try and inadvetitnetlytnadnlyty kill yourself without doing suicide and do get cancer treatment like just die as you are and let them have the memory of a great father who died without any treatment cuz he didnt want to burden the family and hope yyou get to be a chink woman in the next life, i dont know if death by smoking is suicide and that makes you go to hell but i know for a fact getting rid of every thign good god gave you to be a faggot is instant 1 way trip

 No. 406821

*dont get cancer treatment

 No. 406822 >>406833

im religious but im a retarded faggot who cries when people yell at me so i dont bother cpatilziang

 No. 406823 >>406824

>>406820
>they rep till 50 when they have kidsa nd then agp sissy out
there's a polish politician who did exactly this lole

 No. 406824 >>406825

>>406823
WOW REALLY IN SISSY LAND THEY ARE ISSSIES WOW REALLY KILL YOURSELF UNNFUNY REATD HOYL FUCK

 No. 406825 >>406828

>>406824
calm

 No. 406826

even tho their biggest fem"boy"s are afab like polish punder milkyfab etc

 No. 406827

theres only two types of sissy old man faggot pedo or female auto pedo

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>>406825
madokanon died like a month ago but i was able to capture his soul in this custom doll so he can be happy and still post here and he typed that he also did that to abo i was in bathroom

 No. 406829 >>406830 >>406831

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>biggest fem"boy"s

 No. 406830 >>406832

>>406829
The fat stretches his skin which gives us more skin when we flay him, then we can make skirts for impoverished children

 No. 406831

>>406829
YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT HTE AGE RUELS=]]=
]

 No. 406832

>>406830
we can extract the juice of the fat and embalm it so we can use it protection and cooling material preserve food being sent to areas with minimal access to crop production

 No. 406833

>>406822
Why even bother lying about that doe

 No. 406834

No one was gonna call u out not even me



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