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 No. 328924 >>328935 >>328948 >>360425 [Last 100 Posts]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon

 No. 328925 >>328927 >>328928 >>328947

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Is that a paper plate or am I schizo?

 No. 328926

Forgot to unsage

 No. 328927 >>328930

>>328925
It's a paper plate, this is because I cooked and didn't feel like doing dishes afterwards
Please donut judge me for using paper plates >:(

 No. 328928

>>328925
It keeps the number of dishes low in larger households

 No. 328929 >>328933 >>328934

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Just got some heckin epic caviarino, gonna come back home and cook some epic stuff with it like bread+caviar sandwiches

 No. 328930 >>328931 >>328939

>>328927
Sad sad loser, have my pity for you do not own a dishwasher of any kind.

 No. 328931

>>328930
Ackshually I'm just trying to save on my water bill

 No. 328932

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich today

 No. 328933

>>328929
das rich

 No. 328934 >>328942

>>328929
caviar is fucking disgusting

 No. 328935 >>328936 >>328941

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>>328924 (OP)
i genuinely cannot eat mushrooms. when i try to swallow one i physically gag and throw up.

 No. 328936 >>328937

>>328935
that's because you didn't eat these

 No. 328937

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>>328936
I recommend these ones though. Ought to be my favourite kind of mushroom.

 No. 328938 >>328941 >>328943

How do u prevent mushrooms from becoming a wet elastic texture or is that how mushrooms are supposed to be

 No. 328939 >>328940

>>328930
go live in his house and he'll have one xD

 No. 328940 >>328941 >>328944

>>328939
True, but he's obviously not a chad. You know how it works around here.

 No. 328941 >>328945

>>328940
>he's obviously not a chad
:masaka:
>>328935
I think this might be genetic. Are you mixed at all? I've never observed this trait in wypipo but among black or mixed kings and queens it's fairly common (about 30% of them I've met have physical responses to shrooms)
>>328938
Make sure you cook them long enough but not super long and I would recommend draining semi-regularly. Basically mushrooms are very cellularly similar to meat which means they brown and firm up but also they're like plants in that they release lots of water when cooked. If you're looking to avoid that weird gross snot texture you sometimes get in restaurants just cook them with those in mind and don't drown them in sauce because they absorb shit really well and it's super easy to accidentally overdo it on the sauce imo. A good channel for cooking in general is Adam Ragusea on YouTube, he's great because he scientifically breaks down how shit works
Please use this knowledge to make amazing mushrooms and post it in this thread thanks
:thumb:

 No. 328942

>>328934
See why experts think this post is wrong:

 No. 328943

>>328938
Addendum:
They're always gonna be pretty elastic, and mushrooms don't generally have much bite at all, but what I was talking about was avoiding making them straight up mushy. The tldr is that shrooms in the pan are actually really resilient and it's pretty difficult to overdo mushrooms especially if you're cooking with oil so don't be scared of them and really give them the Jewish treatment on like medium-high heat. I literally cooked one of my steaks and was halfway through the other one by the time the mushrooms were done and they came out pretty nice

 No. 328944

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>>328940
KEK! EVEN BANT TRANNIES ARE CHAD ONLY! ANOTHER W FOR THE BP ITS SO OVER

 No. 328945 >>328946

>>328941
I'm not mixed im fully white

 No. 328946

>>328945
strange
:rika:

 No. 328947

>>328925
it beats having to wash
clearly you have someone else to do it for you

 No. 328948 >>328953

>>328924 (OP)
> medium well as all steaks should be
Nigger moment.

 No. 328949

Chicken rice and broccoli again. #leanmaxmemories

 No. 328950 >>328951

shrooms are based doe

 No. 328951 >>328952

>>328950
Good evening, saar

 No. 328952

>>328951
I have Yamnaya ancestry btw

 No. 328953 >>328954

>>328948
Sorry sir would you prefer your meat look like this?

 No. 328954


 No. 328955 >>328956 >>328965

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Why does redditcord hate blue cheese on cheeseburgers

 No. 328956 >>328957 >>328958

>>328955
They do?
:kanmarisa:
Blue cheese is dog
shit in general imo but it's not a particularly egregious choice to put on a burger if you like it. I never saw anything weird about, say, a blue ribbon burger.

 No. 328957

>>328956
blue cheese is peak

 No. 328958

>>328956
Blue cheese is cat

 No. 328959

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made sesame/matcha roll cakes for a birthday. Baking is cooking and its awesome, bakecels rise up. decoration looks like shit (literally) because fuck pastry bags

 No. 328960

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 No. 328961

i made 1lb of salmon with a can of green beans. Belly hurt

 No. 328962 >>328963

i made 12 chickandnuggers with ketchup

 No. 328963

>>328962
did u air fry

 No. 328964

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Saar i made curry today (the joke doesnt work because its thai curry but who cares)

 No. 328965 >>328966 >>328967

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 No. 328966

>>328965
Is this kosher food?

 No. 328967

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>>328965
wtf is this powerscaling? now it's two of them destroying earth?
:frown:

 No. 328968 >>328969 >>328971 >>328972

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Bruuuuuh there's minecraft sauce for the nuggets at mcdonalds rn i'm ordering this shit bruh

 No. 328969

>>328968
This is wild
I didn't know this thread was still alive

 No. 328970

I cooked creamed spinach I might poast later because I basically made it to reheat tomorrow

 No. 328971

>>328968
Absolute ass

 No. 328972

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>>328968
dsp tries it!

 No. 328973 >>328974

im waiting for the momiji cosplay to come in to drop the coke scrambled eggs
please wait warmly, money is tight rn

found this and thought it was mildly funny in a sardonic ironic kind of way
https://www.isekaikitchen.com/nokotans-edible-antlers/

 No. 328974

>>328973
🥚

 No. 328975

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Just got done making scramble eggs with tofu in it. Thinking about making hamburgers for myself in about 5 hours from now.

 No. 328976 >>328977 >>328979 >>328980 >>328981 >>328983

Russian tsukasa was right, bread is slave food

 No. 328977 >>328978

>>328976
bread disrespect is satanic

 No. 328978

>>328977
There's no bread as pure as what you could chow down on in the levant anymore

 No. 328979

>>328976
E-even mine??

 No. 328980 >>328982

>>328976
hryk ANPRIM

 No. 328981

>>328976
Kill yourself

 No. 328982

>>328980
add pubes

 No. 328983

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 No. 328984 >>328985 >>328987

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:drool:

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 No. 328986

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Blue collar working man dinner. First one i had yesterday the second one - today.

 No. 328987 >>328988

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>>328984
>Видите, ово је оно што Американци једу. Оваква срања једу сваки дан, сваки поједини оброк. То је одвратно. Зато треба да узмемо Сарајево, западњаци хоће да натјерају Босанце да једу ово, па ће се то проширити и на нас.

 No. 328988

>>328987
>You see, that over there is what Americans eat. Ovakva shitty food svaki given, svaki poyedini tribute. That's disguisting. That's why we have to take Sarayevo, Westerners want natyerayu Bosnians to eat that thing, pa zhe that widens itself on us too

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 No. 328990

>>328989
world superpower

 No. 328991 >>328992

>>328989
its like they saw a cockroach colony and used it as a model for civilization

 No. 328992 >>328993

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>>328991
Quiet, chvddy. In your cushioned house, heated by a boiling vat of maple syrup, you live with maybe two other people and a dog tops. You have no idea how badly these people struggle. You have no idea the ingenuity it takes to come up with this solution while constantly being at war with the Modi REGIME. It's called efficiency. Maybe read a fucking book about it once.

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 No. 328994 >>328995 >>328996 >>328999 >>329000 >>329001

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Yesterday and today meal

 No. 328995 >>328997

>>328994
add mayo

 No. 328996 >>328997

>>328994
yvp, issa slop

 No. 328997 >>328998

>>328995
nooo....
>>328996
schwab won

 No. 328998

>>328997
evan doe xhe resigned

 No. 328999

>>328994
got dam thats a lot of italian seasoning

 No. 329000

>>328994
Holy fucking slop

 No. 329001

>>328994
wypipo don season dey food evendoe wats dis den

 No. 329002 >>329003

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Half of this makarona dish is some slightly undercooked vejjiez and i shitted a lot of ret pepper in it

 No. 329003

>>329002
wheres the blue and yellow flag
:frown:

 No. 329004 >>329005

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he right you know

 No. 329005

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>>329004
>its free to use a microwave in virtually any restaurant
...provided you're eating their food.

 No. 329006

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probably there's a microwave in his workplace too

 No. 329007 >>329008 >>329009

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 No. 329008 >>329010

>>329007
Too much food, only have one piece

 No. 329009 >>329010

>>329007
no wonder youre a fat fuck

 No. 329010 >>329011 >>329012

>>329008
I cook in advance.
>>329009
Im fool of kindness that's why im big, as we say around here: "Хорошего человека должно быть много". Also the board is body positive.

 No. 329011 >>329015

>>329010
U... U didn't get my one piece pun

 No. 329012

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>>329010
>Хорошего человека должно быть много

 No. 329013

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>Хорошего человека должно быть много

 No. 329014

I made garlic butter and made quesadillas with the garlic butter. Good aftertaste but my opinion is that garlic butter is superior as dip.

 No. 329015 >>329016

>>329011
Sorry i didnt watch that movie

 No. 329016

>>329015
It's actually called Spizdili in the original, nvm

 No. 329017 >>329018 >>329019 >>329020

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dinner

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 No. 329020

>>329017
Looks burnt

 No. 329021 >>329023

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Куtаka

 No. 329022

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Khryuchevo

 No. 329023


 No. 329024 >>329025 >>329026

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Piggy is eating well

 No. 329025 >>329027

>>329024
:baby:
My first instinct was to clown on this but it actually looks really good

 No. 329026

>>329024
Soviet pot

 No. 329027 >>329028 >>329030

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>>329025
It's rice with mushrooms, chicken, onions, carrots and stuff like oregano. The thing on the upper part of this kastryulya is oregano and probably some cockroach poop. I wash it twice in it week because i dont really like to do it all the time.

I also ate all of it in one sitting.

 No. 329028 >>329029

>>329027
i would eat you in one sitting

 No. 329029 >>329030

>>329028
Though i am a massive pirozhok filled with futa cum...

 No. 329030 >>329031

>>329027
>I also ate all of it in one sitting.
Heavy weapons guy
>>329029
Aren't we all just massive pirozhki filled with cum in the end?

 No. 329031

>>329030
Scarlet Keisatsu

 No. 329032 >>329033

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Damaged the skin. It was crunchy. Good.

 No. 329033

>>329032
Macaronna with cheese and something like oregano/italian grasserino

 No. 329034 >>329035

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Shit like this. These were consumed on separate occasions, not at the same time.

 No. 329035 >>329036 >>329037

>>329034
no mayo in sight

 No. 329036

>>329035
I get it

 No. 329037 >>329040

>>329035
Never...

 No. 329038 >>329039 >>329043

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 No. 329039


 No. 329040 >>329041

>>329037
missed

 No. 329041 >>329042

>>329040
it was miko showing off xer trasshole

 No. 329042


 No. 329043 >>329044

>>329038
Do u eat pumpkin raw
:thinking:

 No. 329044


 No. 329045 >>329046 >>329047

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Ribs time

 No. 329046


 No. 329047 >>329048 >>329049

>>329045
at the first glance I thought it was Canadian Mima's post

 No. 329048

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>>329047
He'll probably ask if it's for canada day

 No. 329049

>>329047
true except i wouldn't put honey mustard on

 No. 329050

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 No. 329051 >>329052

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 No. 329053

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Chop

 No. 329054

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Making sauce with peach juice, butter, onion and cream cheese
:sip:

 No. 329055 >>329056

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It tastes like cinema
:peak2:
Anyone wanna get married? 😎

 No. 329056

>>329055
arms

 No. 329057 >>329058 >>329059 >>329060

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I ordered $100 of meat because I got a gift card

 No. 329058

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 No. 329059 >>329061

>>329057
>$100 of beef
>1kg total
<$100 of pork
<100kg total

 No. 329060

>>329057
tres bien

 No. 329061 >>329062

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>>329059
ChatGPT said it was a better deal than beef from Metro, but I'm gonna go to a local butcher next
I only pulled the trigger because they sent me an email saying I'd get free extra chicken if I finished my order

 No. 329062

>>329061
you can get beef brisket from nofrills for about $6/lbs commonly and there's $7 /lbs sirloin tip right now
its AA though if youre a snob

 No. 329063

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Angus steak with blue cheese today
:drool:

 No. 329064 >>329065

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Looks good already

 No. 329065

>>329064
yummers

 No. 329066 >>329067

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Best steak so far (wuz striploin)
All out now doe

 No. 329067

>>329066
looks good

 No. 329068 >>329070

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Making lamb rn... yeah, I'm pretty much MENA 😎

 No. 329069


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>>329068
eating lamb is bad because theyre babies

 No. 329071 >>329072

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Lamb is mid like people warned me. I made honey garlic sauce for it which #Saved though

 No. 329072

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>>329071
>ChadBvll
Wait a sec, thats aryan

 No. 329073 >>329074 >>329075 >>329076

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I made rice curry just like in my animays :D

 No. 329074

>>329073
thats awesome, keep it up!

 No. 329075

>>329073
peam

 No. 329076

>>329073
Bharat power

 No. 329077 >>329078 >>329080 >>329081

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 No. 329078 >>329079

>>329077
what would Morrissey think about this

 No. 329079

>>329078
I would defend myself by going to booru.soy and typing in morrissey

 No. 329080

>>329077
May shiva bring his wrath upon you

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 No. 329083 >>329084

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I made lamb again
I marinated the meat to remove the gamey flavor
:sip:

 No. 329084

>>329083
Rip baby yuuma

 No. 329085 >>329086 >>329088 >>329089

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Holy fuuuu I should eat these while I cosplay 👀

 No. 329086

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>>329085
Jk... found an octopus doe

 No. 329087

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Brining this
Also bought a rosemary plant

 No. 329088

>>329085
jelly donuts

 No. 329089 >>329090

>>329085
ФСБ Raspb.filled donut
420G
:peak2:

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Rosemary time
This could possibly be the best steak so far ong ong
I ate the rosemary while cooking and it tasted like a french fry

 No. 329092

>>329091
I wanted to reply with :elated: but it's too overused

 No. 329093

>>329091
It was a very chewy cut of steak but if I did it on a striploin it would've been peam

 No. 329094

>>329091
this looks like it would have been very very good with flatbread

 No. 329095 >>329096 >>329288

>>329091
ketolard

 No. 329096

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>>329095
Never

 No. 329097 >>329098

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Making burgers from beef

 No. 329098

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>>329097
It was scrumptious btw

 No. 329099 >>329100 >>329101

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Slop

 No. 329100

>>329099
cool photo

 No. 329101 >>329102 >>329103 >>329104

>>329099
i thought for some reason the chicken were rocks and you left to halves of a boiled egg somewhere in the forest

 No. 329102 >>329104

>>329101
Same

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>>329101
Same

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Bruh you can get 2 packs of eggs in here for a dollar bruh americans how do you cope?

 No. 329106

>>329105
this boutta be me

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This steak came out so good that my mom was freaking out and groaning in orgasmic pleasure while we ate our meal
:peak2:

 No. 329108 >>329110

>>329107
>and groaning in orgasmic pleasure
You REALLY shouldn't say this here

 No. 329109 >>329111

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Wrapping ribs in foil rn

 No. 329110

>>329108
Shut up beta male

 No. 329111

>>329109
bint mansion cook

 No. 329112

The sauce leaking out of the wraps is so good that I want to die bros 😭 Worcestershire is carrying btw

 No. 329113 >>329116

google simple meal recipe
required ingredients: salamander tail, unicorn horn, crystal from ooga booga mountain

 No. 329114

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Y'all ever get steamy with your bant niggas? 👀

 No. 329115

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Get pregnant

 No. 329116

>>329113
hehe
just get simple ingrediants thats on sale and work from that

 No. 329117 >>329118

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Doing a better rack of ribs

 No. 329118

>>329117
:drool:
let the kitty smash

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👀

 No. 329120

>>329119
> For the efficiency-obsessed among us, eating at 6pm means getting to bed before 9pm, feeling rested before a morning work-out. This is no doubt appealing to Gen Z, who are leading the way with sobriety and gym memberships. Young adults are 50 per cent as likely to socialise in a pub or club than millennials, with 74 per cent reporting missing a night out to be fresh for a work out the next day.
Apparently working out, being sober, getting a good night's sleep, eating healthy, and caring about your job makes you a loser.

 No. 329121 >>329122 >>329123 >>329124 >>329125 >>329136

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Le göy slope

 No. 329122


 No. 329123

>>329121
I eat this

 No. 329124

>>329121
water soup

 No. 329125 >>329126

>>329121
The Pig of Kyiv is real

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 No. 329127 >>329128

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I'm making onion soup and it made me think of Chorped by Alice3D 👀

 No. 329128 >>329129

>>329127
Post finished, it looks like it will be a vibrant and beautiful dish

 No. 329129 >>329130

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>>329128
It'll be done after I shower

 No. 329130 >>329131

>>329129
He put yukari whale in a blender and this is the aftermath 😢

 No. 329131

>>329130
kek, kill da whaley!

 No. 329132 >>329133 >>329134

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Hopefully the brie melts

 No. 329133

>>329132
Whenever I enter this thread, this nigga is always eatin good, our wholesome chonker
:elated:

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Grilled cheese with parmesian

 No. 329138

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Maked каша with buckwheat, beef, and carrots and it was very good but now I feel fat because carbs :(

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Chat, am I a clittycel for cooking spaghetti without tomato? 👀

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This came out perfect
It was completely stupendous

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 No. 329142 >>329143 >>329144

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 No. 329143

>>329142
That looks too delicious
:peak:

 No. 329144

>>329142
meat

 No. 329145 >>329146 >>329147 >>329148


 No. 329146

>>329145
hearty

 No. 329147

>>329145
aryan trad

 No. 329148 >>329149 >>329150

>>329145
made it more Russian

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 No. 329150

>>329148
adding futa cum doesnt make it more russian, chvddy

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this is aryan

 No. 329152 >>329153

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Taking a cinematic photo
I feel like a European, but in a suburb 😏

 No. 329153 >>329154 >>329155

>>329152
tenshi minoriko and cirno

 No. 329154


 No. 329155

>>329153
This is thoughtful

 No. 329156

I just ordered two whole chickens

 No. 329157 >>329160

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Left is stock right is teriyaki

 No. 329159 >>329161

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Silly ahh wine bottle

 No. 329160 >>329162

>>329157
Rutaka... Is dead...

 No. 329161


 No. 329162 >>329163

>>329160
R*taka and cooked

 No. 329163 >>329165

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>>329162
R*taka is cooked

Быстрофикс

 No. 329164

tonight it's going to be french onion soup from scratch, stock and all.

 No. 329165 >>329166

>>329163
there will be a lot of a good person

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Flour cat

 No. 329168 >>329169

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 No. 329170 >>329171 >>329172

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Yummy

 No. 329171

>>329170
lava chicken

 No. 329172

>>329170
wypipo season dey food

 No. 329173 >>329176

raking a break because tackled a 4 lb bag of onions
(didn't cry because men expend all tears in formative experiences)
stock going cince 4 hours ago and about to caramelize some bitches.

 No. 329174 >>329176

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half the size but i'm looking for some color

 No. 329175 >>329176

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and the stock looks like bought put of t-bone steak bones (meat on) and muor pois veggies.

 No. 329176 >>329177

>>329173
>>329174
>>329175
your cooking skills have improved a bit since shart soup. keep it up!

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>>329176
we had dinner and i nailed the cucumber and onion quick pickle sandwiches, almost the soup but that needs more time and Patience next time.
tad watery

 No. 329178

i am satisfied
it's not the same as the onion soup from x down the road, but it was satisfying.

 No. 329179

also my whole house smells like onion sugar and beef now
not a bad problem to have

 No. 329180 >>329182

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end result:
alot of portions of onion soup that will be better as seconds.

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Potaters, cabbager & bread grilled on cheapest oil

 No. 329182 >>329188

>>329180
Duo the Owl

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Marinated and baking the last of Russian kutaka rn

 No. 329184 >>329185

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It's two breasts and one wing
Like a butchered futa 😏

 No. 329185 >>329186

>>329184
>futa out of NOWHERE

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This is beautiful

 No. 329188

>>329182
good eye
wierd egg timer

 No. 329189 >>329190

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I kill rutaka again

 No. 329190

>>329189
the kitty is like "thank god these things didn't make chickens their housepets instead of me"

 No. 329191 >>329192

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This went well

 No. 329192 >>329193

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>>329191
when i grill chicken i also grill the leftover trash you have on the right side

 No. 329193 >>329194

>>329192
do you eat the bones

 No. 329194 >>329195

>>329193
I suck on them because I imagine them belonging to a futa lady

 No. 329195

>>329194
we will meet in futasokyo one day

 No. 329196

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Yummy scat... JK it's fried chicken emulsed in teriyaki and vodka

 No. 329197 >>329198

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Thank God for air fryers

 No. 329198 >>329199

>>329197
yo this gave me an idea what if you took a road trip to mima and had him slaughter a chicken onsite and got it from him

 No. 329199

That shit was better than kfc, which is a mid to low bar
>>329198
He would love that

 No. 329200 >>329201

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Get tender

 No. 329201 >>329202 >>329203

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>>329200
rustier than a silent hill game
i hope you washed that shit THOROUGHLY

 No. 329202 >>329204

>>329201
I'm a Russian grandma with a rusty mallet which is aryan and traditional as fuck, halfwit.

 No. 329203 >>329204

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>>329201
are you for real
you have no tools

 No. 329204

>>329203
i do have tools and many of them look like that, im just saying theres a reason people have a separate hammer for tenderizing meat
>>329202
my bad g

 No. 329205

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Lava chicken af

 No. 329206 >>329207 >>329208 >>329209 >>329210 >>329212 >>329213

I shoplifted so much food today
:gojo:
I just pay for 20% of it and act natural
It probably helps that I'm white
>bro you are a n*gger just spend your money
I remember how prices were before the pandemic and see everything as a scam because of autism and arrogance or some shit

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 No. 329209

>>329206
what watching too much dragon ballz does to a white man

 No. 329210 >>329211

>>329206
>>bro you are a n*gger just spend your money
who says this? how cucked would you need to be?
>broooo you need to give Wal-Mart your money bro they worked really really hard to get your corn flakes onto the shelf for you :( you need to pay for the CEO's yacht because my mommy and daddy told me it's wrong to steal

 No. 329211

>>329210
It's wrong
... And I'm a fucking n*gger 😈

 No. 329212

>>329206
Bharat won

 No. 329213

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>>329206
Based

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You're going in the air fryer rutaka

 No. 329215 >>329217

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 No. 329216 >>329218 >>329221

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Damn boi

 No. 329217

>>329215
serious

 No. 329218 >>329219

>>329216
i have those exact shopping bags too that someone left behind and i founderskeeper'd, they are awesome
btw roast chicken will cook better if you remove the string so she can splay out more.
but i usually stuff the heart and other viscera inside the cavity so YMMV

 No. 329219 >>329220

>>329218
I used an air fryer and someone on YouTube said to tie er up if you're gonna cook it that way

 No. 329220

>>329219
i have no idea how an air fryer is compared to normal convection bake ovens so idk

 No. 329221

>>329216
Lmao she was going to steal the chicken

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A convenience store opened up near my home so I gotta celebrate
It's owned by Japanese folx

 No. 329224 >>329225

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This is crazy
:tempura:
Also I just had a dream about chicken

 No. 329225

>>329224
sam hyde kneeling gif
This is badass

 No. 329226 >>329227

bird
paprika
rosemary

virtually zero prep
cleanup is limited to throwing the parchment paper away and putting oven plate in dishwasher

$10

 No. 329227

>>329226
i was scrolling fast and thought thems was maggots
:gojo:

the chicken looks pretty good doe, if not a little dry
was it dry?

 No. 329228

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Beer and chicken is kino
:nvke:

 No. 329229 >>329230

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The lord of the wings

 No. 329230

>>329229
>red BASED
:peak:

 No. 329231 >>329232

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 No. 329232

>>329231
Zundamon would sing this
:fact:

 No. 329233 >>329234 >>329235 >>329236

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 No. 329234

>>329233
All that fluid and the eggs are still too well done
:smell:

 No. 329235

>>329233
this is like tes alchemy where you mix random shit to discover the effects

 No. 329236

>>329233
Veri good saar

 No. 329237 >>329238

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Mixed seafood bag containing shrimp, mussel, calamari cuts, and squid
Very exciting
:tempura:

 No. 329238 >>329239 >>329241

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>>329237
ahahahaha imagine being such af riendless retard you actually have to post about whatever banal food you made in an imageboard
just for a hope of any interaction
please kill yourself

 No. 329239 >>329240

>>329238
Now that memegoy is gone, madokunny needs a new target
:wow:

 No. 329240 >>329248

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>>329239
youve helped making this board unusable kill yourself

 No. 329241 >>329242

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>>329238
>Trans "chads": literally eating dirt and durum
>Me, eating squid:

 No. 329242

>>329241
its like the tenth time today youve replied to me trying to be funny and youve failed every time dude just kill yourself

 No. 329243

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This was criminally good, I started eating a lot of them before I took the pic tho
I have mussels, shrimp and more squid in the pot submerged in butter and parsley

 No. 329244 >>329245 >>329251

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Oh nooo the bébé squids disintegrated into the broth
:elated:
Interesting that the mussels are going strong

 No. 329245 >>329246

>>329244
Nah, this ain't it, big dawg. Maybe it tastes better than it looks tho

 No. 329246 >>329247

>>329245
Tastes kino, mollusks are the highest echelon of food, striploin beef can be rank 3 or 4 maybe

 No. 329247 >>329249

>>329246
I got food poisoning from eating molluscs when I was a kid and it ruined the genre for me.

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>>329240

Project Meyed would've saved this board, but unbased bedouin sperg stopped this

 No. 329249 >>329250

>>329247
That's funny because my statement comes from associating it with the über wealthy in my childhood memories

 No. 329250

>>329248
>>329249
MOOOOODS FIX MY POSTS

 No. 329251

>>329244
CSAM
:mask:

 No. 329252 >>329254

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Real 'konokos prefer the whole baby squids to the calamari cuts
Because konokos are chinks and they eat whole animals

 No. 329253 >>329255

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I'm a real oriental now, submit to me stupid weabs

 No. 329254

>>329252
>whole baby squids
barbaric

 No. 329255

>>329253
tenno heika banzai

 No. 329256

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 No. 329257 >>329258 >>329262 >>329265

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 No. 329258

>>329257
Seed oil is evil confirmed

 No. 329259

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Big bowl fried ri

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Tnd friday

 No. 329261

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 No. 329262

>>329257
AC would pig Rutaka posts but leave this evil 2d chirren abuse up smh....society...

 No. 329263 >>329264

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Jews

 No. 329264

>>329263
wtf they had fountains of coke in muttmerica????
:drool:

 No. 329265

>>329257
I got teary eyed

 No. 329266

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>Baking is not cooking, blud.
I disagree

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:tempura:

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This left over batter looks like Indian food

 No. 329269 >>329270

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These were cooked for longer and dipped in dry batter after soaking, absolute kino food ngl
:cinema:

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I'm gonna make the best grilled cheese of all time
She's going in the oven ✡️

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Damn girl, you so sexy!
:masaka2:
Time to dig in.

 No. 329273 >>329277

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The batter i made a few days ago crystallized and became a candy
It looks like scat in a toilet LOLE

 No. 329274

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My mom brought home kilograms of beef brisket, duck legs, duck wings and pastries from an event

 No. 329275

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Such genius in the simplicity

 No. 329276 >>329285

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I'm transforming into a true American with this kino

 No. 329277

>>329273
from the thumbnail it looked like microbes under a microscope

 No. 329278

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This has so much brisket in it that it is shaped like a keystone

 No. 329279 >>329280

:cinema2:

 No. 329280 >>329281

>>329279
he looks like the meximutt soyjak

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 No. 329282 >>329283 >>329287

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 No. 329283

>>329282
Anti Swinyas BTFO

 No. 329284 >>329286


 No. 329285

>>329276
YWNBAA

 No. 329286

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>>329284
!callTND

 No. 329287

>>329282
>he made pig feed
russian cuisine at its finest

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 No. 329289

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Guys
This is kino

 No. 329290 >>329292

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Oh I am dinnercuck
I cannot cook
But I dont give a fuck
I am having fun

 No. 329291 >>329292

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Potatoes are like the cobson of foods

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 No. 329293

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This is a rather large form factor for a Steak

 No. 329294 >>329295

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Dude... this steak is shaped like Africa? 👀

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>>329294
god is telling you to return to your roots

 No. 329296

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Wow

 No. 329297

Did chickem 2day

 No. 329298

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A fine bird

 No. 329299

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 No. 329300 >>329301 >>329302

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The marbling on this tiny steak is hypnotically beautiful

 No. 329301 >>329304

>>329300
nothing beautiful in murder

 No. 329302

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>>329300
This is how he be looking now
Ironically the best steak I've ever made but wasted on a micro steak

 No. 329303

>it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.
:headphones:

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Bought a broiler. Will make it seraphic soon.
>>329301
Death is an unavoidable part of life. This chicken lived a luxurious life. Nothing bad about her (they/them) serving it's purpose.

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The Thanksgiving turkey has been turned into a cowboy soup
Shredding cheese onto hot soup is a sign of wealth in these times

 No. 329306

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👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳

 No. 329308 >>329309 >>329310

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Did me pootatoses

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 No. 329311

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Holy moly

 No. 329312 >>329313 >>329314

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Prole PoDDmaskaurÿcheman folk breakfast.

 No. 329313

>>329312
The beautybroad is half-eaten as a proof of this shit being half-eaten.

 No. 329314

>>329312
Delectable

 No. 329315

Im not eating a lot but still because i dont work out and eat trash

 No. 329316 >>329317

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 No. 329317 >>329318

>>329316
tasty
minus tomato and cucumber

 No. 329318 >>329319

>>329317
They are essential to not make this shit too dry except maybe kukumbuh tho

 No. 329319

>>329318
expression cute but act indecent

 No. 329320 >>329321

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 No. 329321 >>329322

>>329320
>Oink

 No. 329322

>>329321
Want some?

 No. 329323

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new futasuck

 No. 329324 >>329325 >>329326

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 No. 329325 >>329328

>>329324
Russian kutaka must be stopped

 No. 329326

>>329324
sarr that is cultural appropriation

 No. 329327 >>329329

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Sandwichmaking be like: is an art

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 No. 329329 >>329330

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>>329327
i want

 No. 329330

>>329329
Good boy

 No. 329331 >>329332

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:drool:

 No. 329332 >>329334

>>329331
kumys

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Kokletttkuh

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>>329332
I understand this

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>>329335
IDF snipers stopped targeting me after I ate ts

 No. 329337

>>329335
ts does not look very drippy bruh

 No. 329338

>>329335
if images had sound this one would have a sad violin playing

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 No. 329342 >>329343 >>329344

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Islam BTFO

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>>329342
Baldwin IV's meal

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>>329345
>ranjesh, i don't think that's grass-
<Silence, Dalit.

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 No. 329348

Oh, how I long to be British. How I wish I went to a school with a uniform and experienced young love, and how I wish I was able to enjoy such things as toffee and Christmas goose. Instead I was born in this godforsaken country, where all the politicians have clitty cages given to them by either corporations or Israel, and where there is no opportunity and no culture. Even Canada would have been better albeit not by much. Surely I'm not romanticizing.

Enjoy this toffee recipe

 No. 329349 >>329350

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>>329347
Chris Chan's Ukrainian brother

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 No. 329351 >>329352 >>329353 >>329364

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 No. 329352

>>329351
Bruh, he turned Urumi into wax

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>>329351
why the fuark would you turn that expertly cut hide into the worst tummy ache gelatin brick of uselessness imaginable

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Monster sandwich with a steak, cheese and a porkchop boys

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Holy shit boys

 No. 329356

>>329354
The third photo looks exactly like a 3d design project lol

 No. 329357

>>329355
yummers

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Here comes meatloaf

 No. 329359 >>329360

>>329358
I'd eat it raw

 No. 329360

>>329359
I assembled it with my hands tho?

 No. 329361 >>329362 >>329363

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God this is good bros

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 No. 329363

>>329361
Can't believe Jews want to ban this
:drool:

 No. 329364

>>329351
Whole lotta bullshit

 No. 329365 >>329366

we serving this at bint bbq

 No. 329366

>>329365
This is just like mystias izakaya

 No. 329367 >>329368

I tried this Mexican rice and beans dish (forgot to take a pic) and woke up so bloated
:smell:

 No. 329368 >>329369

>>329367
Spanish people make filling food because they live rich lives, chúd

 No. 329369 >>329370

>>329368
You and ade probably brap a lot

 No. 329370

>>329369
That's Aryan, ese

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Ordered a basket with 24 spicy chickems and I have shitted 6 times since. Shit's burning

 No. 329372 >>329374

>>329371
I cooked it sorry

 No. 329373 >>329374

>>329371
did you eat everything in one sitting

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>>329373
No, but I also order a basket of fries, cheese sticks and that burger that has kutaka instead of buns, also spicy. The spies was nothing but when went to shit the spices showed their true might. Also ate fries with chilli sos.

The chickem basket took a couple of sittings.
>>329372
you forgot to spit, sanjay

 No. 329375 >>329376 >>329377

>>329374
eat more piggy, block your arteries, eat more for mommy

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 No. 329377 >>329379

>>329375
And then, suigintroon will be resurrected
:fact:

 No. 329378

dodo pizza

 No. 329379

>>329377
yes, I will shit you another one, the quality of posts will be so similar you wont believe its not h̲i̲m̲

 No. 329380 >>329381 >>329382

My mom is so wholesum bros
:cinema:

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 No. 329383 >>329384 >>329385 >>329386

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Kitty wants chimken

 No. 329384

>>329383
Dude the shape of it reminded me of that video where the girl tickles the hedgehog and it made me think you cooked a hedgehog 😨

 No. 329385 >>329387 >>329388

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>>329383
I wore cooking gloves and took apart the chicken by hand and then deboned the carcass and stored both separately and then turned the broth into a French onion style soup

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>>329383
nyan

 No. 329387

>>329385
looks nice

 No. 329388 >>329389

>>329385
saar add some dung saar

 No. 329389

>>329388
Aryan ac
:gasp:

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Finna make garlic roasted potatoes, a nigga has to increase his weight during winter
:drool:

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Have you guys cooked orange chicken before?

 No. 329392 >>329393

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Burnt that shi a little bit, but we still eating good
:drool:

 No. 329393 >>329394

>>329392
the zharenyy kartofel

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>>329393
Картофель помогает создавать больше хорошего человека.

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aryan cuisine

 No. 329397

>>329396
H-he's stronger than us
:masaka:

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Old shoe strings, slave penises, and dirt from the road.

 No. 329399 >>329400 >>329402

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Yakitori and teriyaki
Holy moly xistas

 No. 329400 >>329401

>>329398
Nice sausage, bro


>>329399
Feels like I need to eat four of these to get full

 No. 329401

>>329400
It was actually large and I was using chopsticks as skewers

 No. 329402

>>329399
最高

 No. 329403 >>329404

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I got a French press and grinder by the by

 No. 329404 >>329405

>>329403
>press
good
>grinder
meme shit

 No. 329405 >>329407

>>329404
I think buying beans in bulk and grinding is more liberty and nordic pilled tho

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>>329405
niche waste of money that doesnt affect taste or quality and just wastes time and money

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Thick porkchop time
Also this pepper grinder is soooooo awesome my mom stole it from her job as a dare in the late 80s and they don't make stuff this nice anymore

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 No. 329410

>>329409
delicious

 No. 329411

>>329409
>spaghetti
>hot dog
>ketchup
I too have had to endure the torture known as "poor people spaghetti" in my youth

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 No. 329414 >>329415 >>329416

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Ate 10 boiled eggs and a can of peas

 No. 329415

>>329414
Germanpilled

 No. 329416

>>329414
cannibalism

 No. 329417 >>329418 >>329420

I am boiling potetos with cabbage and carrots. Gonna feast. Also there is a chicken carcass in muh frij, Im gonna defile it and feast upon it too, maybe will make a soup. We'z people are humble and like some soups.

 No. 329418 >>329419

>>329417
Russian cuisine is so appetizing

 No. 329419

>>329418
Yass queen

 No. 329420 >>329421 >>329422

>>329417
>high Russian cuisine
>it's fucking chicken soup

 No. 329421

>>329420
the default soup here is a fucking chicken broth it's so boring

 No. 329422 >>329423

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>>329420
it good

 No. 329423 >>329424

>>329422
Why would that giant boot kick a Russian 😢

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>>329423
Commiepidoras sentenced to death for hating chicken soup

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Kirkfect

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powdered sugar is so tasty I'm going to eat it all before using it

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Big big omlette

 No. 329428

>>329427
pancakes

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bought some rabbit meat nyaaa

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This is the best omelet of all time

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I boiled potatos in cheese griller, sprinkled a random spice on them. Forgot to take a photo

 No. 329432 >>329433

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>>329432
shrooms

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I'm cooking steaks for my dad

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I've cooked a chicken cadaver for my gut

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Look at this croissant I ate
It's like a piece of poop filled with nuts
:gasp:
It was super fancy and yummy tho

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 No. 329439 >>329440 >>329441

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This omelette looked pristine straight up

 No. 329440 >>329441 >>329442

>>329439
Junko's hat

 No. 329441

>>329439
looks fire
>>329440
:fact:

 No. 329442

>>329440
That's crazy

 No. 336274 >>336287 >>336579

new cooking momma dropped

 No. 336287

>>336274
chief cooks, powerful song, waffles

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omelette pizza full of cheese and shredded pork

 No. 336579

>>336274
I better watch this

 No. 341102

i made an omelette (of normal variety) but it kinda tastes like dogshit i think cuz i didnt add enough salt (i thought cheese would compensate for that)
:pensive2:
also im a big baka and didnt mix eggs and yolk before adding milk kek

 No. 352073 >>352092

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I think very rare + charred crust is peak steak tbh

 No. 352092

>>352073
>rare

 No. 352099

Rare

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Time for meatloaf
Nigel almost broke into the ground beef package lole!

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Tilapia with some panko

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Tilapia is pretty fishy but this was amazing fo real
It was battered and air fried
No flour thankfully

 No. 357445

Got done cooking two pieces of salmon with a side of white rice and eggs. Turns out I slightly overcooked both the salmons but it taste delicious. I don't feel like taking pictures.

 No. 359072 >>359098

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Żurek (sour rye soup) for Easter
Not made by me, but bread bowl is cool and worth showing off

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>>359274
r we deadass
:bruh2:

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We have huge ass fuck potatoes rn

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This is nuts

 No. 359951 >>359955

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Filet Cöbson

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The colour on this filet mignon is nuts it's like a fucking ruby

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Yeah this thing looks like it's from a different planet

 No. 360425

>>328924 (OP)
It's weird i havent post my pigsty slop yet

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Big ahh baked potato rolled around in filet mignon juices before I baked it
Filled with cheese and butter

 No. 361757 >>361758

Eating pig ears rn

 No. 361758 >>361762

>>361757
>russia pidarast
:tenfact:

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>>361758
russia pidarast:

 No. 361785

>>361762
gilticus

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big sausage with hot relish and 'kraut

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Cream cheese buns with added cheddar and olive oil + broiled tomatoes and herbs for sauce
This is gonna be friggin good fr

 No. 362848 >>362865

>>361791
those sausages look like they're frotting to me.

 No. 362865

>>362848
You envision what you desire

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Some of the best food I've ever had
Also high on weed

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Big ahh chop

 No. 367353 >>367354 >>367403

this is probably the laziest home cooked meal I've ever made, but since I'm back in my own kitchen I may as well contribute to this thread with my half a butter and garlic roasted chicken and macaroni.

 No. 367354 >>367355

>>367353
You reposr fhis 100000 timeeesss

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>>367354
yeah I'm getting pissed.

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>>367355
Why so mang times

 No. 367357

I posted it an irrelevant thread from my phone while my hands had oil on them, so my screen started spazzing out.

 No. 367403

>>367353
Sadie the cat though

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This gonna be good fr
The tomatoes are made into sauce

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Jesus Christ that was ridiculously good
:gn:

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Yuuuuuuuum

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I spent an hour on a soup because we have a surplus of onions and carrots
The big carrot had an interesting shape

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It came out fantastic btw you can taste mostly caramelized onions with brown sugar notes and the carrots are super soft

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'sage

 No. 370340

>>370338
'sauge, though
they look good however
:damn:
put ts in some buns and have a hotten doggen

 No. 370345

wait no it isn't 'sauge I'm rarted

 No. 370356 >>370411

>>370338
fry them at a lower heat next time, add more oil to the pan too, or just put the in the over at 180C for 17 minutes. those ones look dryer than at bogan's bbq.

 No. 370411 >>370413

>>370356
I grilled them in grilled cheese maker, so can't regulate heat. Whrn they were still soft(after taking picture) I kept grilling them, I split them in half to grill the insides better

 No. 370413 >>370437

>>370411
>I grilled them in grilled cheese maker, so can't regulate heat
that's what oil is for! it help to carry and distribute heat evenly over the meat!
>grilled cheese maker
just why? why did you even bother? are you in prison? are you in a basement chained to some super hot but ultra crazy girl's radiator heater?

 No. 370437

>>370413
Because I don't have a lawn for a barbecue grill, and cheese griller was in my kitchen

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>>370338
'sage bis

 No. 370447

>>370445
high energy picture

 No. 370448

>>370445
That's based

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>Pasta dei Cornuti
:thinking:

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I'm baking a strawberry tart and it's a pain in the butt

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They're fucking delicious

 No. 374120 >>374231

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It's orgasmic

 No. 374231 >>374974

>>374120
bint mansion edibles

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Wish the colour on this camera was better

 No. 374974

>>374231
Edibles suck 👍

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Made a rice bowl
Very simple, beef rice and broccoli, but I made the glaze from scratch and it is fire, white vinegar, soy sauce, honey, and brown sugar

yummy yummy

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>>376868
Dasz kino. Very soon my gramma will feed me fresh strawberries too right from the garden, maybe i`ll make waffles with them or smth

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This shrimp so good I'm cryne

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Pitca

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This fish sure looks yummy

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This gonna be yummy fr fr

 No. 388752 >>388759

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why do you cook so much
i only eat ultra simple stuff that requires absolutely no effort

 No. 388759

>>388752
Wanna eat good food and don't want fast food

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My dad's hot thicc blonde catholic gf from italy made this green pasta
:thinking:



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