>>336974 Pph is a cognitohazard from soyteen websites, however the cat is out of the bag and it's better to lean into pph satire for the sake of business and engagement. The satire also minimizes neuroticism and anxiety over the website being dead
>>336975 it actually maximises it More accurately it gives the people who were talking about it with false intent a platform to bug you more and more about something that never actually mattered
>>337135 Hold the phone, the website is tallying the number of users by incrementing an integer by 1 for each unique cookie detected across popular pages such as the index
i just remembered i nearly had sex with a male friend lucky his brother didnt go to school so we couldnt cuz it turns out i dont want sex with men, unless they are really really old
i rembered cuz i was thinking about if i did anal with one of the buildings in the minature city which i wasnt ever gonna do and how it would be unsafe due to the ridges have bacteria
>>337442 It goes to the moon when the AI is working for some reason I should probably ask it to ignore browser sessions marked as crawlers because normally there are 2000 unique IPs per day or so while filtering self-proclaimed crawlers reduces it to 1200 >>337443 They're unique visitors
