>>380652 i saw this and i went to sleep and i had a dream where i saw there was uber viable greatebow and i was cying cuz whore mother didnt buy me switch 2
>Who's that? A new K-pop star? Who says anything remotely like this He literally has the North Korean flag right behind him And of course they're too pussy to make China the villain in any capacity. I'll bet the story goes like this >UNNAMED NORTH KOREAN LEADER dies >this new guy comes to power >he spouts a bunch of bullshit about either overthrowing le western capitalism slavery or unifying korea >invades sk >backed by russia because russia bankrolls everything evil >china is either completely uninvolved or painted sympathetically >gameplay consists of 1 mediocre-to-good level followed by 2 open world levels on battle royale maps where you have to find 3 missiles, repeat until the end of the campaign >some stupid edgy nonsense happens because this game needs to have a shock & awe/no russian moment >cliffhanger ending because god knows activision isn't gonna let this shit die >postcredits scene
SNCA: Deltatroon tommorow Hope tobias "mpreg" sheckelberg makes multiple romance routes like xhe foreshadowed and the theme of jealousy would go beyond assgore.
>>380735 Im going to probably poland with my dad aftee i work in japan and im goijg to disguisr myself as an otter in an otter costume and idk do somrthijg to you idk idk 8dk idkdk iskdkidkd idk rape ig idk
Some jewish company bought a lot of Kadokawa shares and wants to replace the CEO with one who will likely influence Fromsoft's development process The same company suggested Nintendo should add microtransactions to make Mario jump higher old men in suits are the worst
>>381778 didnt watch but gaylo was always about the afghanistan war but with space alien muslims and the western forces in a defensive role rather than invasive one.
>>347780 >Javier I stopped taking that guy seriously when he sold all of there national gold to the UK of all places, crypto rug pulled his own population, and succumbed to AI psychosis.
As a LoLbert-ish person I'd unironically prefer Argies just go back to being a retarded LatinX Fourth Reich country that spends all day seething about the Falklands or about how terrible the IMF is for expecting Argies to not blow all their money away on corrupt shit.
Honestly Argentina should just get nuked into oblivion and split between Brazil, Chile, Paraguay and Uruguay before I die from second hand embarrassment.
>>380704 I hate the enshitification of the Internet. >>invades sk If they force Samsung to start selling RAM at an affordable price to consumers again rather than to Carp Theil and Scam Altman then I'll fully support Juche.
>>386609 I SAID FROM EVERY GAME I K NOW PEOPLE USE THE HOLY MOONGLITH SWORD AS A QUALITY CLAYMORE BUTT HTAS NOT A CLAYMORE ALL THE GAME GMAMES ALL THE GAMES
>>386611 okay just for u sweetie DeS: idk maybe meat cleaver or bramd (because looks cool) DaS1: quelaag furysword DaS2: warped sword BB: bowblade or beasthunter saif DaS3: claymore ER: backhand blades but the big arrowhead ugs from dlc that goes boom is also cool
i never palyed a lot of demon souls i will ammend that by emulating the ps3 version when im done with bloodborne the ps5 version is too unsightly for me. the rspc3 unlike bb has multiplayer so i wil ltry invasions but my favourite weaepon would be midran hammer i guess dark souls 1 would be demon spear its very long dark souls 2 would be yorghs spear or sancutm mace both having movesets of lance class but neither actualyl being in the class with some intresting variation and the self poison gimmick of the sanctum mace is intresting i like it very
but i just remembered i prefer alonne greatbow and twinheaded greatbow 1000x time more actual speed differences on greatbows both being opposites ends of the speed spectrum
in ds3 i enjoyed the ariendal whipe initially but im built for BIG LONG SPEARS and it would be lothric war spear, greatlance and ringed knight spear, possible lothric long spear and gargoyle bident in the 4th and 5 th place, i almost only play this game for pvp as this is worst (pve) souls of all time bloodborne is church pick, if blodoborne was just a different type of souls game i think it would be the fire arms like the church cannon especially, bowblade has a dynamic bow moveset that we have only seen in nightreign, which we may see more of in future titles and more likely than not duskbloods good video by the guy who created the handy tech in elden ring pvp
cwelden ring, greatbows are my favourite tool because of the advent of golem arrows but ds2 still mogs it, but for weapons it is the shunter cool design and girthy weapon the honorary colossal spear despite its length issues, i really like it neaer launch when it was good lol after the hyper armour buff it was too braindead but still a favourite weapon now its too slow on the cr1 and its shorter so just use lance but its still useful as it has old psgs tracking when is psgs so i do still use this weapon, morning star is probably same level to me the moveset is just so dynamic best hammer moveset from a gameplay standpoint of course the clubs still are faster and are overall better, but because its a hammer and it is short which doenst help that its at the bottom in length even in it calss, if it had an extended top spike to put it more at the stone clubs level it would just be too good, they could make the spike only has hitbox on the poke attacks i dont care i just get cucked on the punish and rollcatch. in dlc which ill seperate because its big enough to be a whole game the added bow and greatbow igons and bone are useful tools but for weapons i like the most it would be something like the 2 beter great kats rakshas and basic gkat but also the two new hts sword lance which is a worse lance except its crazy damamge and true combo and queeeelismngnsng sng s which is the longest, but overall fkgs zwei pokes with godslayer mvoeset just a true combo machine even after hitstun nerf
i exclusively play revenant in nr so its her claws but using the weapons in reforged mod id say cw raider and hammer undertaker
forgot to ssay but spears are almost entirely worthless in elden ring like probably bototm 5 weapon class as the neutral r1s are the except frame as great spear neutral r1 but greats spears have huge damamge and hyper armor
>>386630 this is you, and i didnt watch porn or masturbate but id think about having sex with like 20 - 30 year old support teachers and other people like that and stuff
>>386638 guardian is like number 1 worst class overall lmao i only play revenant cuz they are my height kind of and it is lying and larping to paly a character that is not like you
if they made invasions like you could iinvade tower night style for everdark libra i woudlnt play rev cuz one of the lower health pools raider/ wylder would be best
>>386611 DeS: gotta be meat cleaver with dat double S scaling DaS1: Gotta be baldr straight sword DaS*: boner fist DaS3: Gotta be astora great sword Didnt play bloodborn yet NIGGER RING: RoB
>>386699 No sorry, i actually ran gs katana in SotE and uhhhhh i forgot, i used kung fu fists in pvp though in das1 i ran baldr straight + pyromancy but on my first playthrough i actually used only halberds (not BKH though), in das2 i ran spears+washing pole+straight swords, in das3 uhhhhh i htink estoc+astora GS although my pvp build was astora GS+crows quills+frozon scimitar and in nigger ring i forgot what i used because i switched builds and weapons like 10 times during my playthrough although i think i could probably look it up on my jewtube channel
>>386704 hand to hand arts are wahtever overly animated chink stuff but dryleaf arts stnading r2 for both hits does 518 stamina damage which is like 2nd most in the game only behind giant crusher so i have them on the hardswap on every build
oh my final nigger ring pvp build was meteor UGS (cuz its astora gs but with cool visuals), kung fu fists, back hand blades, dwagon hunter great katana and perfume flask i htink
i went back to ds1 and maybe new potential favourite weapon it has murkumo super uber meta moveset but with poke and less damage but with a small amount of poison
i do not pvp on ds3 ever and i wnet on today for like an hour and raped some real fucking hour sink guy while i had a huge health defecit after a backstab from him while i was on the lothric banner buff anim and i won cuz i did out play him
most fun i had in ds3 pvp was aldrich invasions because most people has cobbled together unoptimised builds at that stage of the game, i ran profane ugs and full exile set cause it looked bloatmaxxed. then when you reach the end it was just darksword slapfests and katana jousting, i stopped playing before the 1st dlc released.
>>386614 fire great arrows explosion is purely cosmetic lol, the idea that it has an aoe the size of a firebomb is funny considering there isnt one at all, maybe it was cut in sotfs but i doubt, i think this is such a missed opportunity that people trick themselves into thinking there is becuase this is by far the best bow souls but aoe arrows in any form add so much more like explosive bolts of ds3 and golem arrows in elden ring, im also convinced elden ring magic golem great arrows lack an aoe too. i think this misconception was also pushed by fextralife who are constnatly retarded and wrong and probably stole it off another ds2 wiki without checking or misinterpreted while stealing
i also tested throwing bombs and fire arrows into group of those stone guy and behind them into the pillar while they are frozen incase theres some hitbox that has to be enabled somewhere else, and fire bombs hit them from behind and the pillar and multiple in a group and the arrows did not
all these games have wholey unqiue comba t you cant find somewhere else and there is a lot of good fundementals especialyl casual ring because of the crouch and jump additions it is in which the presentation and stuff around it where problems exist
>>387890 this is true but to this day those are the only people and place that are consistently positive about invasions its just that some of them are trans now
>>387902 like once those jew share holders take over and neuter the games to pure pve cuz duskbloods didnt sell wll enough there will probably nothing really like this, like these games combat are already superficially similiar pvp wise like ds2 and ds3 do not play that much alike at the higher levels, these games arent these usper clunk fests there is a technical strange ness ot these games but overall fromsoft has been able create compentent infinite pvp experiences in pve focused games since armorerd core but were only able but had growing pains adapting to this new style but people tot his day exlcusively paly ds1 pvp and im sure theres demon souls chads in this thread who can illuminate me on that scene. and if lag is such an issue you can coordinate to play with people nearby cuz the netcode in current games is not that bad
As a ptolemaic dynasty nigga I got carthage families as a second party with terrible loyality level right after they appeared so I decided to kill them off literally when they appeared till they are weak. They got replaced by the jewish families. So I traded kikes with kikes.
The point of the term of Pyrrhic Victory is not about losing a lot but winning, it's about losing too much while not being able to replenish meat for the next meat grinder