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 No. 364867 >>364925 >>364983

I destroyed the hotel bed now i have to get them to change it because there isnt any clean sheets

 No. 364868

:gasp:

 No. 364870 >>364917

how

 No. 364890 >>364932 >>365086

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 No. 364910

Diap

 No. 364916

Transgirls need diapers theory is being proven true

 No. 364917

>>364870
Booze urinary icontinence

 No. 364925

>>364867 (OP)
Who's the lucky lady?

 No. 364932

>>364890
>Shadman jeet inspo

 No. 364978 >>364990

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THIS and somethin ELSSSSSSSSE is fucki g me upo sp bad im going to drink more tonught tha n i ehave ecve before

 No. 364980

omorashi

 No. 364983

>>364867 (OP)
I did this when I was 10, after drinking a whole bottle of penfolds red on a family trip to bribie island.
did they charge you a service fee? because apparently house keeping in hotels isn't free anymore...

 No. 364990 >>364992

>>364978
It looks like you're typing while getting fucked like in those NTR doujinshi

 No. 364991

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Wait, this implies we are the cucks!

 No. 364992 >>364998

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>>364990

im not getting fucked or drinking yet its jus tthat evewythwing is vewy bad

 No. 364994 >>364996 >>364997 >>364998 >>365018

i m going to punch a hole in the wall anf then cry becuase it hurted my hanmd, never drink energyt drinks they dont even taste that good and they just rape your brain

 No. 364996

>>364994
never mix booze and energy drinks

 No. 364997 >>364999

>>364994
That's weird maybe you had a stress response from drinking one on an empty stomach

 No. 364998

>>364994
>>364992
it's best to avoid caffeine when you're in the horrors and shakes. drink some powerade and get a zinger box or pluto pup from your local fisho if you can't stomach much.

 No. 364999 >>365002

>>364997
Im a tiny deformed incest baby with a retard vvegtablw brain whos in worse physical health then meth abbos so it doesnt matter when i drink energy drinks its gonna kill me and i have eaten

 No. 365000

And i got hoke and i had internet for like an hiur and now its gone cuz tjey have do weekend long maintencd when i was juzt about hit S rank in nest on ac6

 No. 365001

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its back but im still going to turn into madokanon andf kill school children and e sex people

 No. 365002

>>364999
Deep breaths

 No. 365003

also first time waking up before 11pm this week im pretty sure

 No. 365004 >>365006

I don't know wether to be worried or impressed.

 No. 365006 >>365011

>>365004
tewi bun is kinda pretendin so I'd try worrying less

 No. 365011 >>365012

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>>365006
i CAN be a sperg too but its mopstly gone now i had the monster around 9 amwhen i was on the plane but ill onbly fully recover aftger 9 cans of booze tonight

 No. 365012 >>365014

>>365011
>9 cans
that's oddly specific. what's the poison?

 No. 365014 >>365016 >>365017 >>365028

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>>365012
MORe like 9 bottles of t hat korean grape drink

 No. 365016 >>365024

>>365014
soju? at 12% in a 360ml bottle, thats 3.4 standard drinks, times by 9, that 30.6 standard. that's almost as much as a carton of xxxx bitter, drinks-wise. not a bad effort.

 No. 365017 >>365030

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>>365014
meant to post a differect pic i was supposed to send this one to the pedo hunters so the artist can get raped, never pedo

 No. 365018

>>364994
never energy drink

 No. 365024 >>365032

>>365016
30 standards is fuckin crazy
The last time I drank that much was probably when I downed two very large drinks of absinthe and was like sitting in the shower crying the next morning
Actually that was probably way more than 30 standards now that I think about it

 No. 365028 >>365029

>>365014
i have read this doujin

 No. 365029 >>365035

>>365028
YOU ARE going to ponut jail

 No. 365030 >>365031

>>365017
Japan pedo hunters catching and recording creepy kimootaku would be kino but nips are too passive for that + they would get busted fast

 No. 365031 >>365033

>>365030
if everyone voted to give you a ponut so you were givne mandatory dorse surgery and given a big bulging asshole would you still like us

 No. 365032

>>365024
assuming 2 bottles of green, and not pernod absinthe, thats 48 standard and right at the edge of even being able to kill even the most veteran of concreters. back in uni my life long best mate drank and entire 5L sack of goon each, about 44 standard. in our drunken stupor my mate somehow managed to break his shower and flood his house and I, not thinking, threw a cigarette into a paper recycling dumpster and set the cunt alight. that was all on the same night and we never properly, or at all, got punished for our actions.

 No. 365033 >>365036

>>365031
don't say the p word

 No. 365035

>>365029
ponut...?
:bruh2:

 No. 365036 >>365037

>>365033
HEWwo what ac figuire figma kit should i geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 No. 365037

>>365036
noblesse oblige

 No. 365038

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fuck figma
we roll decoction in this mofo

 No. 365039

i dont know why i said figma

 No. 365040

i thought figma was both a brand and a name for a movable figuiore

 No. 365041

im gonna replay for answer and 4 and sit on it, i dont know if its worth to play 5 and vd again aside from pc emulation pvp

 No. 365055 >>365077

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Gonna go get another bottle of a japanese melon fruit drink its like a standard wine bottle size tjey didnt have it at the place near me this time so im gonna chrck somrwhere else, i thinks its like only 9 or 7 %

 No. 365069

neva booze

 No. 365071

uim boozing more now cuz i just spent 3 fuckign horus chasing cable for the 360 so i coudl get owsund but i already ha dthe right fyuckign cableso why the fuck did i need to all these fuckign 2008 adapters

 No. 365072 >>365073

never booze

 No. 365073

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>>365072
go awayy discount kazak

 No. 365077 >>365079

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>>365055
someone's been to visit old uncle dan.

 No. 365079

>>365077
i went to 3 differnt alchohol stores 1 of which was dan murphies

 No. 365080 >>365083

i feel bad for bob hes very jealous of dans like look at the hashtag you see on the stores but they sohuld feel so bad theres at least one of them in every major city and they the single mother abbo customer base while dan has the white blue collar workers

 No. 365081 >>365083

like i dont see abbos in dans and i really dont see whites in bobs

 No. 365082 >>365085 >>365091

dyude a while aog i saw a highschool friend in dans and he wa slike 6"4 and i didnt recognize him and apparenmtly i still look the same from when i left the school when i was like 14

 No. 365083 >>365084

>>365080
>>365081
the one in maroochydore on wises road seems to not have too many brothers and sisters there. mostly because it's half way to buderim and the homeless in maroochydore are too lazy to walk there. the dan's in kawana is pretty okay, but the one in strathpine is more of a bogan central than logan central. I think it mostly depends on the area. the dan's in hervey bay is dead most of the time, since the liquor barn in torque is cheaper and has an equally good selection.

 No. 365084 >>365085

>>365083
my dad used to deliveries for the brisbane area for his private thing and every time we had to go to logan he would get angry and yell at everything

 No. 365085

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>>365082
that happened to me once too at the one in coolum. he had to tell me hos whole life story just before I remembered who he was. guy had a nose redder than rudolph and looked 10 years older than we should have. he was definitely one of those time who peaked in highschool.
>>365084
so make himself look like a local not to draw attention? I remember when I was a kid in woodridge there guys who just sold illegal weapons and stolen good out in the open at every saturday markets.

 No. 365086 >>365102


 No. 365091

>>365082
I was walking down the street with my brother and we walk past some guy and my brother like turns around and says the guy's name cuz he knew the guy from when they were both like 5 years old
I thought that was amazing but then my mum said that I would recognise someone from my kindy class too
Come to think of it back in 2009 when I was 5 years old I had a crush on this girl in my kindy class named Paris

 No. 365102 >>365104

>>365086
powerful teto

 No. 365104 >>365120

>>365102
its trans

 No. 365120

>>365104
stop projecting its not

 No. 365121

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>Trans Teto

 No. 365125 >>365126 >>365127 >>365129

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While i was away my cat turned my blanket into a nest holy shit

 No. 365126


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 No. 365129 >>365130

>>365125
did you ever cum or pee on a doll

 No. 365130

>>365129
Ok dorse surgery for you

 No. 365131

I got blood for a second time in the oyster doll like thr day beforr i left fo4 brisbane when i was drunk and cut my thumb but its a good thing because we are double bonded and it doesnt really matter cuz im gonna clean mark on her skin thats undernthr clothes and ill wash everything while im at it

 No. 366023 >>366024 >>366025 >>366042 >>369716

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I gave in and bought diapers im going to finish the 2 other korean soryu drinks i got and go to sleep and no there wont be any pics

 No. 366024 >>366027

>>366023
me team never booze, but upon seeing these funky bottle and can designs I start thinking of consuming dem since some of them look so stylish, colorful, crisp, magical, and high energy
:waka:

 No. 366025 >>366320

>>366023
>and no there wont be any pics
:bbccry:

 No. 366026

We've all had a "That does it, I'm buying diapers" moment in our lives
:boom:

 No. 366027 >>366029

>>366024
Thats how they get you, its the same with 男の娘

 No. 366029

>>366027
if I get rich I'll collect rare and expensive booze just for fun but I won't consume it
:boom:

 No. 366042 >>366268

>>366023
not even for your groomer?

 No. 366268


 No. 366317 >>366319

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I endud up taking it off cuz it was annoying me

 No. 366319 >>366320

>>366317
make tentacle dildo anal masturbation swimsuit vids

 No. 366320 >>366322

>>366319
>>366025
Neither of them would be free regardless

 No. 366322 >>366323

>>366320
I was going to say I'd pay but I don't want my nakamas to engage in prostitution

 No. 366323 >>366325

>>366322
then no tentacle dioldo anal you stingy little jew

 No. 366324 >>366327 >>366330

ill post my wallet if you change your mind

 No. 366325

>>366323
well unless you enjoy it

 No. 366326

sissygasm vid would be kino

 No. 366327


 No. 366330 >>366331

>>366324
is wallet some kind of new zoomer slang for ballsack?

 No. 366331

>>366330
subtle isaac/'genics reference

 No. 366333 >>366334

:concern:

 No. 366334

>>366333
im the pee viking

 No. 366335 >>366336

i found a game called futanari battle fuck on my computer from ages ago i dont reember edownloading it should i run it

 No. 366336 >>366343

>>366335
probably some memetic sissyfication mind virus I probably planted there because it was funny at the time.

 No. 366342 >>366348

:concern:

 No. 366343

>>366336
sissyfication virus was planted into his genome.

 No. 366348 >>366359 >>366370

>>366342
DONT MAKE THIS FACE OR HAVE THAT ID

 No. 366359 >>366360


 No. 366360 >>366372

>>366359
im peeing inside you like a water balloon and popping you

 No. 366370


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 No. 366809

>>366372
your like those rat toys they fill with water

 No. 369716

>>366023
i wore them for like 2 nights and i gave up on them cuz they are annoying

 No. 369717

i dont reccomend just deal with the piss

 No. 389890 >>389891 >>389892 >>389893 >>389908 >>390335

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neva booze
:boom:

 No. 389891


 No. 389892

>>389890
I dont do this

 No. 389893

>>389890
Is this America or Stralia

 No. 389908

>>389890
legalize love

 No. 390335 >>390338

>>389890
eleusinian mysteries

 No. 390338

>>390335
dey be drinkin kykeon and shit



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