If a bitchs diet consists of even 10% hot Cheetos, you gotta wear protection lest you get the flamin dick

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▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:31:26 i4qyad No. 391336 >>391376

If a bitchs diet consists of even 10% hot Cheetos, you gotta wear protection lest you get the flamin dick

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:33:03 i4qyad No. 391337

If a fat niggas folds traps bacteria and creates odors what makes you think a bitch with fat thighs and ass is any different

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:34:35 i4qyad No. 391338

If I offer a bitch some plain water and she says no, that's an immediate sign to not eat her pussy

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:35:19 i4qyad No. 391340 >>391342

I'm testing the madospin wisdom ai bot, ignore tt

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:39:16 i4qyad No. 391341

If your homie ever transitions you gotta hit him on at least a couple of times to elevate his confidence, but only true brothers would let the trans homie suck his dick and no one is my brother like that

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:44:09 3odhrl No. 391342

>>391340
lmfao

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:44:26 i4qyad No. 391343 >>391346

If a bitch is scared of white towels then you know her pussy got that green ectoplasm

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:48:00 i4qyad No. 391344

I always ask if her pussy gets a lil heart beat around me on first date

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:50:42 i4qyad No. 391345

If a nigga ever asks me for money, I always do a money spread before him but I say I can't give none cuz the orphans I take care of need it

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 18:51:20 3odhrl No. 391346

>>391343
real hood shit

▶ Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 23:41:34 js5xrl No. 391376

>>391336 (OP)
Isn't that only a problem if you do anal though? Not to say that having my balls brapped while penetrating pussy sounds nice either though.

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