>mama, i wanna go to muhfuggin college an make shit out myself, im tryna be a lawyer or a neurosurgeon or find dat cure fo cancer an sheeeit <i am sorry, young dayquan. my beautiful child. you cannot attend higher education within the american capitalist framework, as financial instability has heavily impacted our family, a significant portion of which was generated by a thinly-veiled homosexual in canada, using artificial intelligence to generate code for his futanari website, between bouts of using the same technology to generate child pornography and pictures of his cats. Lamentation!