I might join the uscg if things go well during midterms

I was avoiding becoming a zogbot for a number of reasons before, mainly that President Trvth will likely start some ebin crusade to save western society o algo (lo and behold) and I don't want to die for the spray-tanned cunnyphile. Also I didn't want to get big and bulky and I assumed for some reason that if I joined the military I'd become so but I know of many military people who are lean so
I have tried many ways to advance in life and I'm kinda running out of options, starting on medicine again and I'm gonna try that but these co-pays r kicking my ass
>but ur a spergIt's a lot better irl than it is online. Either way the military has a way of straightening ppl out so it'll be fine I think
>what job doeProlly IT or translation, although sitting in the Bering Strait talking to ziggers all day doesn't sound very appealing and idk how well translation transfers to civ work