/bant/ - Tips for assburger chads here: In your interactions with normies you might be hyper vigilant for any sign of disrespect because of past experiences in school or the playground and such but that will simply make you stressed and make ur interactions less natural and fun. Your superior annunaki brain will create signs even if there aren't any if you focus on it long enough. The solution is to foolmaxx and be as light as a leaf (black souls reference) in the wind.

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▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 11:57:38 ns3u7f No. 394164 >>394165 >>394222

Tips for assburger chads here: In your interactions with normies you might be hyper vigilant for any sign of disrespect because of past experiences in school or the playground and such but that will simply make you stressed and make ur interactions less natural and fun. Your superior annunaki brain will create signs even if there aren't any if you focus on it long enough. The solution is to foolmaxx and be as light as a leaf (black souls reference) in the wind.

▶ pastvows 08/02/26 (Sun) 11:58:51 qm7gb9 No. 394165 >>394173

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>>394164 (OP)
foolmax? you meant to type footmax?

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 11:58:54 blb8yr No. 394166 >>394168

>Foolmaxx
You mean: Act foolish.
We speak English here, sir.

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:01:15 ns3u7f No. 394167

Also don't get into tech as an employee, no matter how smart or good you are. IQ is irrelevant.

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:01:53 ns3u7f No. 394168 >>394169

>>394166
You're not a 33rd degree mason, you wouldn't catch the occult references in my posts.

▶ pastvows 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:02:29 qm7gb9 No. 394169 >>394172 >>394173

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>>394168
let me get this straight, the best advice is to be into feet?

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:03:34 b7fj90 No. 394170 >>394172 >>394402 >>394409

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My sense of humour is too warped by imageboards so i will just joke about homosexuality or do black humour which will scare away the normiez. Although maybe its a blessing in disguise.

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:04:22 b7fj90 No. 394171

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>foolmax? you meant to type footmax?

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:07:27 ns3u7f No. 394172 >>394411 >>394965 >>394966 >>394968 >>395082

>>394169
You can't be like me, I've been doing this before you're a sperm

>>394170
My coworker told me about he almost raped a bangledshi and he had picture proofs. I think these retards interpret my authenticity as trustworthiness and it makes them fess up dark secrets.

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:08:11 cthym4 No. 394173 >>394174

>>394165
>>394169
you are killing gooning on this site

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 12:10:06 b7fj90 No. 394174 >>394188

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>>394173
and thats a bad thing how?

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 13:44:11 3zwreb No. 394188

>>394174
Don't dox me like that

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 15:16:13 oqvwua No. 394195 >>394223

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While not aspergers, the 'DHD has sometimes made me schizophrenic in the sense of overpolicing myself, down to a very granular level (when I was in middle school I saw the properly retarded kids walking all strange, with their ass sticking out etc and began to become paranoid I also walked like a tard so I literally retrained myself to walk) but I gradually learned that life is very simple: some people will like you, some people will not. Sometimes it will be for a rational reason, sometimes they won't like the way you look/speak/etc. You can increase the proportion of people who like you through self-improvement and confidence, but you'll never hit 100%, so don't stress it.

Human psychology is also a beautiful thing because people aren't as machiavellian as the paranoid mind imagines they are; most people simply don't care enough to learn about you, which is why first impressions are important, but people generally respect forward motion and the ability to put in effort, so fake it till you make it is a real thing, in the social respect anyways

That said, the atomization of society has resulted in a time where it's never been more difficult to be different from normies; ie, an autist. Because most normies are poisoned by social media, if you put some shit on that isn't to their taste, many of their first reaction is probably "what is bro wearing" instead or "that's unique", methinks. This is just my personal theory
:pipe:

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 15:19:43 542zu9 No. 394196 >>394199

booze solves this
:brain2:

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 15:28:23 4a1hle No. 394197

Toxoplasmosis solves this

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 15:35:31 oqvwua No. 394199

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>>394196
Legit tho
Reduced inhibitions can be a buff if your issue is approaching others or speaking your full mind

Do not overdo booze obviously but a few shots beforehand have helped me before
:fact:

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 15:54:28 k1d387 No. 394204 >>394205 >>394207 >>394210

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▶ pastvows 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:01:25 qm7gb9 No. 394205 >>394208

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>>394204
this killed my boner

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:16:18 oqvwua No. 394207

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>>394204
just die out, ye who propagates evil

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:18:32 jc972e No. 394208

>>394205
Pitta

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:21:08 kwjxml No. 394210 >>394212

>>394204
God is my shield.

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:39:38 jc972e No. 394212 >>394214

>>394210
Many are saying this

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:46:46 oqvwua No. 394214 >>394215

>>394212
I feel like I've been getting signs from God lately that he wants me to be closer to him but I cannot reconcile closeness with the Lord with my hedonistic lifestyle and business pracitces; I want to spread my wings and experience the joys of life and flesh which I had been denied in my youth and yet the Father calls for chastity and restraint. A rock and a hard place.
:damn:

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 16:51:48 jc972e No. 394215

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>>394214
We're all flawed

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 17:56:44 h3rb68 No. 394222

>>394164 (OP)
It's based and true

▶ Anonymous 08/02/26 (Sun) 17:59:37 h3rb68 No. 394223 >>394908

>>394195
>Because most normies are poisoned by social media, if you put some shit on that isn't to their taste, many of their first reaction is probably "what is bro wearing" instead or "that's unique", methinks.
This is more a sign of the times becoming more Conservative but it's the truth anyhow
In the 90s and 2000s people used to very much venerate weirdness

▶ Anonymous 08/03/26 (Mon) 08:06:12 1glzux No. 394402

>>394170
I was loved in school for this kind of humor but turns out it doesn't translate well into adulthood so now I'm sad and boring

▶ Anonymous 08/03/26 (Mon) 08:25:51 b6lxp6 No. 394409 >>394410

>>394170
> black humor
black bvll humor*

▶ Anonymous 08/03/26 (Mon) 08:26:45 jmdg3z No. 394410

>>394409
failed not to think about BIG BLASCK COCKS for 0 seconds award

▶ Anonymous 08/03/26 (Mon) 08:28:10 b6lxp6 No. 394411 >>394961

>>394172
> putting you pp near a mujeet voluntarily
do normies live on instincs like animals?

▶ Anonymous 08/05/26 (Wed) 06:37:14 toufkm No. 394908

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>>394223
I miss the early 2000's, I could have enjoyed it a lot more too if I wasn't so retarded back then....
TAKE ME BACK NOW!

▶ Anonymous 08/05/26 (Wed) 15:59:31 q2de5o No. 394961

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>>394411
>hallo anon, would you like to make some derka derka with me?
<YUCK! GET AWAY FROM ME, FILTHY MUJEET! THIS BWC ONLY EXISTS TO PASS ON MY PERFECT WHITE (hispanic) GENES!

▶ Anonymous 08/05/26 (Wed) 16:20:26 lbeeab No. 394965