The gooner riots of 2027 were the largest spam in the history of bantchure, erupting at the orin when the rival sports and political factions (the futafaggots and the trapfaggots) united against the heavy moderation of Emperor Nigel I. Shouting the slogan "Bump!" ("Victory!"), the rioters burned half the catalogue and nearly forced the emperor to flee, but Empress Onyx's resolve saved the throne. Ultimately, loyal generals AC and Blake the Kike trapped the rebels inside a thread and slaughtered over 30,000 posts, allowing Nigel to solidify his absolute power and rebuild the site, including the iconic /cp/ board.
>But ultimately the peoples of bbc kultur became too dissatisfied with Nigel I's rule and overthrew him sooner after the events of gooner uprising, resulting in Peoples Mahjong Party coming into power and ruling the board happily ever since.
