I just did the math, over a three month period, and have calculated I smoke on average 580 cigarettes each week and consume 226.8 standard drinks each week. the fact that I&amp;#39;m even able to calculate this all means I don&amp;#39;t have a problem.

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▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 07:59:43 ebquy0 No. 399543

I just did the math, over a three month period, and have calculated I smoke on average 580 cigarettes each week and consume 226.8 standard drinks each week. the fact that I'm even able to calculate this all means I don't have a problem.

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:19:39 i4mgpi No. 399555 >>399556 >>399561

Originally I started smoking as a way to shorten my lifespan. Can't imagine myself having Alzheimer (genetic on both sides of family) and shitting myself and then getting punched in the head by the uganadan caretaker. Lmao

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:20:19 6vi02j No. 399556 >>399558

>>399555
i think if you were an old man you would be be punching the caretakers

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:20:56 6vi02j No. 399557

and then the police would taze you to death like that dumb old pensioner in new south whales

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:22:31 i4mgpi No. 399558

>>399556
There are days where the white fire inside of me is small and I can't even lift a fist to strike a fag. I have forsaken this world.

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:23:34 i4mgpi No. 399559 >>399560

Also did ur mom find the cosplay dresses? Y did u disappear

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:24:21 6vi02j No. 399560 >>399562

>>399559
look at the mokou eating noodles thread about the groomers muder weapon

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:28:59 ebquy0 No. 399561

>>399555
>Originally I started smoking as a way to shorten my lifespan
I dunderstand, life sucks if you're not rich and apart of your nation's ultra class.

I started smoking at 11 or so. I did it for the aura then and I still do it for the aura now.

also punch ugandan for max auramaxxing.

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:29:20 i4mgpi No. 399562 >>399563

>>399560
Just did. Mane, this is like that passage from Ecclesiastes that ac mentioned.

▶ Anonymous 08/22/26 (Sat) 08:33:33 ebquy0 No. 399563

>>399562
yeah, ecclesiastes 1,8 or something. I practice traditional aboriginal religion and even I know that.
also I'm angry abot the state of modern paganism.

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