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The Autonomous State of Bint Mansion, a 20 mile by 20 mile breakaway state in Guadalajara, Mexico, unrecognized by any nation on the planet, has shocked the world today by announcing its intention to join CSTO. In a largely unintelligible speech, a Bint Mansion spokesman cited their reasons for this decision as the "Jewish control of NATO", "failure to contain the power of the foid in Western civilization", and presented a chart detailing an in-depth breakdown of the astrological signs of every leader within NATO, using mathematical averaging of the dataset therein to conclude that NATO is a "broadly Saturnic organization".
World leaders are still unsure how to react to this development.
