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▶  No. 404250 >>404284 >>404697

what would /bant/ do
:notes:

▶  No. 404252

its a win/win

▶  No. 404256 >>404258

Creat anotha "bant trans lol" thread

▶  No. 404258 >>404259

me personally, i see the "to a catgirl" part as a win, but the "as a catgirl" to also be a major risk
i think i would press the button, though
if i wake up next to a catgirl, sweet
if i wake up and i feel cat ears on my head along with a different feeling body,
shit
...oh well
>
>>404256
how, though?

▶  No. 404259 >>404321

>>404258
>me personally, i see the "to a catgirl" part as a win, but the "as a catgirl" to also be a major risk
Its the other way around though, if you wake up to a catgirl you`ll have to take responsibility and care for good for nothing lazy and apathetic catgirl, but if you wake up AS a catgirl you are basically set up for life as a millionaire just as a wonder of nature alone, not counting other possibilities like scamming coomers out of their money on onlyfans

▶  No. 404260

Depends on how big the tiddies r

▶  No. 404263 >>404264 >>404323

>get pussy foid to financially and metaphysically drain you
>Become pussy foid and be banned from Paradise
Is there a button that teleports the tranny who made dis to my deep countryside house?

▶  No. 404264

>>404263
Just do a troonigintou

▶  No. 404265 >>404359

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Trick a friend into pressing it
50% chance he gets a forever catgirl wife and I can be proud that I led him to success, 50% chance I get my forever catgirl wife

▶  No. 404266 >>404271

a strange game, the only winning move is to not play.
:pray:

▶  No. 404268

being a woman is such a terrible fate, that I would not risk it.

▶  No. 404269 >>404270

you know what is worse than not being a chad?
desiring chad as a becky

▶  No. 404270


▶  No. 404271 >>404278

>>404266
Press the button, Pablo

▶  No. 404278

>>404271
as we can see, this whale still has its front-right paw visibly intact and present, and the "hand and gun" appendage seems to originate from the lower half of the torso, that is, the lower belly, leading most leading cetologists to conclude that in this specific species of whale, this is in fact a reproductive organ which simply bears striking resemblance to a human hand brandishing a firearm. The fourth and fifth "digits" store the semen.
:pipe:

▶  No. 404279

Note, while some propose that it is the distinctive under-ear flaps this species of whale represents, flexed into such a position, this is disproven by the lack of a red bow-like growth, which would otherwise be present on the back of the "hand"

▶  No. 404284 >>404287

>>404250 (OP)
>DURRRRRRR I SERVE SATAN AND BOTH THESE THINGS ARE GOOD
Sage. God's Light BTFOs dumb servants of Satan. Sageeeeee.

▶  No. 404287

>>404284
Very pious of dear soulja of light. BTW, how often do you pray to our lord saviour jeezass for like the past... 20 years?

▶  No. 404321

>>404259
you can be a manager of your catgirl's of tho
>but that means creepy pervs will be jacking to my gf
hot

▶  No. 404323 >>404329

>>404263
>deep countryside house
bruh that has bint mansion potential

▶  No. 404329 >>404358

>>404323
Would you feel safe living in the same space as me knowing that I have ubermench morality and would beat you senseless at the minimal sign of fruityness from you

▶  No. 404332

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this is a lose/lose roll. Only retards would press-da-button

▶  No. 404333

Speaking of bant themed things, what would a bant operating system look like.

▶  No. 404343

What if I press the button and end up forced to keep a retarded foid knowing I lost a chance of fulfilling wild AGP fantasies

▶  No. 404351 >>404354

What's the catch?

▶  No. 404354

>>404351
Either you have your cock pleased or you please the cock

▶  No. 404358

>>404329
does looking at you with a shit eating grin on my face count as fruityness

▶  No. 404359

i give this to my skuf old man friends who want to quit their jobs
>>404265
basically this except i explain to them directly its my intention and im already certain they are ready for it
and i would get a huge harem of skuf old man turned catgirls and make them all pregnant. id be basically running a yani neko cubicle farm in my living room where they can all game together and sleep in bunks in my spare room

▶  No. 404697 >>404698 >>404703

>>404250 (OP)
Press the button BUT only on my death bed for a 50% chance to double my life span while maintaining my current consciousness.... Or fucking die but at least bring Neko's into this world making it slightly less hellish.

This is assuming you more or less look identical to the two cat girls of course, if not then I dunno.

▶  No. 404698 >>405132

>>404697
If you die then you can never wakeup to her so shes is stuck in limbo

▶  No. 404703

>>404697
Mike the cat(male)

▶  No. 405132

>>404698
>If you die then you can never wakeup to her so shes is stuck in limbo
That's a good point, well in that case I'd carefully watch my health and then decide that either in my 40's or 50's I'd press the button.
Sure I could go on longer than that unless I have some genetic condition that I'm unaware of that will halve my life but it's not fair to the catgirl to have her stuck with a hag either so yeah.

I take good care of my health so I won't end up having gone full dadbob mode yet.

▶  No. 405133

Another thing I wonder, does the catgirl transformation Iseki your ass or do you still get to live your current life but just in a different body?



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