/bant/ - today i eated an apple with honey instead of eating potato chip or candy i went for a run rather than gaming i went to the supermarket to buy a pineapple and mango the girl at the supermarket said she liked my style i made a smoothie from the pineapple and the mango, and it was good, my dad liked it also. i used honey instead of sugar because it's vaguely healthier for you or something. i am listening to jazz and completing schoolwork atm, taking a brief intermission to blogpost on this small cozy website i wanted to shroom up and play skate story or watch a movie to end the day but i must wage tonight sadly oh well, feelsgoodman. but like all bursts of energy and vitality, i worry it will fade by tomorrow. maybe life is about learning to appreciate the tide when it's high, and not worrying about when it'll go back down. that's probably how you keep your hair, at the very least.

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▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:28:10 t7lygx No. 405240 >>405254

today i eated an apple with honey instead of eating potato chip or candy
i went for a run rather than gaming
i went to the supermarket to buy a pineapple and mango the girl at the supermarket said she liked my style
i made a smoothie from the pineapple and the mango, and it was good, my dad liked it also. i used honey instead of sugar because it's vaguely healthier for you or something.
i am listening to jazz and completing schoolwork atm, taking a brief intermission to blogpost on this small cozy website
i wanted to shroom up and play skate story or watch a movie to end the day but i must wage tonight sadly

oh well, feelsgoodman. but like all bursts of energy and vitality, i worry it will fade by tomorrow. maybe life is about learning to appreciate the tide when it's high, and not worrying about when it'll go back down. that's probably how you keep your hair, at the very least.

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:40:45 pquugx No. 405241 >>405250 >>405263

last night i wrapped my plastic girlfriend in a towel loosely, sandwiched her between 2 pillows, fastened them with a belt around the middle and pulled a shirt over it
it felt really good, especially if you lay down and cradle it on top of you, the weight and ability to hug the "torso" does something to your mind and makes you feel like you're having real sex, it's surreal
i understand why so many onahole enthusiasts evolve into sex doll enthusiasts now

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 01:34:33 t7lygx No. 405250

>>405241
please do not shit up my comfy thread with goonbeasting please

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 01:55:40 s37yc1 No. 405254

>>405240 (OP)
I'd usually do the exact opposite of all that, exept the jazz. still, it's cool that you being a bit healthy.
I ran into a girl I went to high school with, she said I hadn't aged a day, and when I thanked her for the compliment, she said she was being serious and said I still look 22 at the oldest.the entire time I was mostly thinking about old, and fat..., and ugly she's gotten, and how I used to have a chrush on her when we were in middle school. this was about an hour after my breakfast of straight scotch, coke and a bacon and egg roll.

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:01:35 2pe447 No. 405256

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today eatayouted a steak with steak sauce on it

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:16:08 32e7xx No. 405263 >>405271 >>405294

>>405241
I need to know if you ever stuck your dick into food like bread dough, a watermelon or like a pumpkin

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:21:38 s37yc1 No. 405271 >>405296

>>405263
I fuvk a carving pumping every year for halloween and leave it out of the front lawn with the hole facing the road. if you're gonna fuck a pumpkin, it's gotta be one the orange american ones, jap pumpkins are too hard and waxy. watermelon I've thought about.

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:41:03 pquugx No. 405294 >>405298

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>>405263
i remember fucking a stale donut once, it sucked
haven't had a good opportunity to fuck a fruit yet

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:42:19 t7lygx No. 405296 >>405299

>>405271
i'll probably try this for content, I hear it's not half-bad
:damn:

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:45:04 s37yc1 No. 405298

>>405294
the islamic scholar rumi though honey dew melons were the best fruit to fuck and even thought it was better than a turkish 'noko.

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:49:00 s37yc1 No. 405299

>>405296
remember to fuvk the soft sides intead of the hard bottem or top, so you can go in dry and not hurt your dick.

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