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▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 13:56:53 s3cvrm No. 409316

arrested for being a hamburglar
:waka:

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:00:08 taw2ag No. 409317

burger make me strong

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:31:18 aeo9it No. 409324

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IT IS A HAMBURGOIS
A BIG MAC
EHRR... A VHITE CASTLE BURGER!

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:31:37 rxvyts No. 409325 >>409330

I made roo burgers for dinner tonight, but my daughter apparently doesn't like game meat. so I made her corned beef with macaroni and cheese, which she complained about but ate. I think I'm out of touch with gen "alpha"

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:52:17 aeo9it No. 409330 >>409340

>>409325
The kinder now have strange eating habits, especially girls
:damn:

My sister is obsessed with being one of these basic ass Lululemon wearing white girls and that necessarily means getting skinny as shit. No problem, right, maintain a deficit, hit your HIIT and calisthenics.

Nope. This bitch would rather not eat anything for like 2 days straight and then treat herself to the goyslop supreme (biggest diabeetus causing sugar bomb possible from Starbucks, and fast food but always some weird ass upscale fast food joint, think, like, Chipotle)

The youth yearn for Red 3 and microplastics, I suppose

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:21:32 rxvyts No. 409340 >>409344

>>409330
my younger, well... you just summed her up too, but gen z with a mountain of credit card debt. I didn't post much yesterday, because I found out that she put me down as her emergency contact on her debt and now I'm responsible for her 5k trips to peter alexander and mecca(a makeup retailer). she apparently told them what I earn and that would cover it. I told them to fuck off in no uncertain terms, but even kept ringing me today. 50k is what they want to put me on the hook for, sure I make that in a month, but nah fuck that.

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:22:35 8w9lxw No. 409342

i at e a burger todau and soda and it was bad so i trhew it at my mother cuz she got the wrong one

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:24:33 aeo9it No. 409344 >>409354

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>>409340
>spent 5k at a makeup shop
>on your credit card
I would like to introduce you to a tradition of youth education passed down through the ages in the African American community

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:25:37 8w9lxw No. 409347 >>409348 >>409349

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it was ssarapsberyy fanta soda

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:27:22 66q0e8 No. 409348 >>409350 >>409351

>>409347
Grape fanta mogs

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:27:41 mvyfyj No. 409349

>>409347
I accie3ntly played video max volume on phone outsode motjer room

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:28:40 mvyfyj No. 409350

>>409348
I mixed that in my soppy cup with alchohll and it reallystainsmy desk more thamother drink ots really bad and tje sippy cup pees lut soda xuz of bubbles

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:28:43 aeo9it No. 409351

>>409348

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:29:07 mvyfyj No. 409352

Macarons in fridge

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:33:38 rxvyts No. 409354 >>409355

>>409344
not even my credit card, I only use my own money. she set me up as a emergency guarantor, by giving her credit agency my bank statement without my word. racked up 50k then defaulted. bought a car and everything. now I'm spammed with calls from them saying I should pay for it.

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:34:33 aeo9it No. 409355 >>409361

>>409354
The conclusion is the same, employ the Tyrone method

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:41:26 rxvyts No. 409361

>>409355
trust me, I intend to do that later when I can get a hold over her later. she just has 8 days grace, because I won't belt my sister while my daughter is in my house. after that I'm going back to my usual self.

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