/bant/ - say... you ever notice some of the strange things in your life? it was only today while I was sitting by the pool, drinking and watching my girl and her friend play, that why the fuck to I own a inground pool? I don't know how to swim. why did I pay 30 grand to have this thing put in my backyard and why do I pay to maintain it?

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▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:45:52 2d3xd5 No. 409328

say... you ever notice some of the strange things in your life? it was only today while I was sitting by the pool, drinking and watching my girl and her friend play, that why the fuck to I own a inground pool? I don't know how to swim. why did I pay 30 grand to have this thing put in my backyard and why do I pay to maintain it?

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:49:56 yx91q7 No. 409329 >>409332

swimming is easy just flap your arms and legs around

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:55:28 2d3xd5 No. 409332

>>409329
when I on a fishing trawler out at sea I saw a guy who went overboard to that. we just left him there because it was cheaper to pay his family(which he had none) that to leave his there then lie to the authorities.
lucky I was one of the investors, so I was nice and warm in the cabin.

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 14:56:03 os0ukc No. 409333 >>409337

Best case, to provide a cool space for friends and family to have in order to swim

Worst case, the neolib capitalist brain worm told you successful people have pools and you just need to have one because you do, goy

Either way, it's a cool thing to have. Pools are wicked, and swimming is very fun. I just wish it didn't work your traps so much

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:07:38 2d3xd5 No. 409337 >>409341

>>409333
I think it might be a bit of both. I wake up last year and just randomly thought "I want a pool" and with in the hour I called up the local company and had them over that afternoon to make plans and within month I had a pool. on the other hand, it is well enjoyed by friends and family, though I just stand by it sometime while I smoke and gaze into it.
btw I don't work my traps hard enough.

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:22:24 os0ukc No. 409341 >>409363

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>>409337
Lern2swim, shit is fun
Also, consider impulse control as an area of focus. This is said objectively, not judgmentally.

>traps
I see what you did there but unironically swimming hits the fuck out of your traps and I have fairly broad shoulders naturally so I dread to make my traps even more prominent. I am routinely green with envy because many males have snatched waists and small shoulders and nice asses and whenever you ask them they just be like "genetics :^)"

Which smells like horseshit to me, there's no way every single one of them just rolled 12 on character creation but whatever. A yn gotta work fo dat shyt but I feel like that makes it even more special or something

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:23:01 2iocr9 No. 409343 >>409368

no but i didnt read more than the first sentence im looking aht the picture

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 15:54:58 2d3xd5 No. 409363

>>409341
>Lern2swim, shit is fun
don't wanna learn. I broke my leg in a fight about 12 years ago, it hurts to even attempt to tread water.
>>traps
I thought about something else lel
yeah, their fine. I work out and lift in my gym most days, because even as a fat ugly bastard you need to take care of you arms, back and legs, and make sure you have as much muscle as beer gut.
>Which smells like horseshit to me, there's no way every single one of them just rolled 12 on character creation but whatever. A yn gotta work fo dat shyt but I feel like that makes it even more special or something
can't say I've really ever thought about them types too much, aside from when I meet them at pubs and they start giving me unsolicited advice, and I have to explain to them that I don't care and am happy with my home gym.

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 16:01:02 2d3xd5 No. 409368 >>409374

>>409343
tldr
I owns pool. an expensive pool, with little use.

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 16:05:35 dmttv1 No. 409374

>>409368
I own pool but i cant swim and iam afriad of swimming so i wont do it and i look at site in watee

▶ Anonymous 09/26/26 (Sat) 16:06:08 dmttv1 No. 409375

Everyonr onw pool in austrlaia even the stupid poor people ewho live further down tje street hope they die

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