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▶  No. 410313

I'll be concocting a 'anty meal within two weeks or less
It will be made up of six ingredients
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The ingredients must be:
Halal
Not cum
Easy to acquire from a nearby market IN FINLAND
Edible (ie. food)

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You VILL also include instructions on how to cook your ingredient of choice in order to make it more interesting (ie. fry a chicken steak on a hot pan for 13mins per side, season with blackpepper or however, flip and repeat)
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The meal will be served on a medium sized Ikea plate, so keep that in mind.

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>Halal
Yikes, this isn't remotely /bant/ cultured

▶  No. 410317 >>410318

>>410315
You're a satanist orange skin (ie. United Synagogues of America. ie. USA) rat

▶  No. 410318 >>410319

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>>410318
Read the OP fucking retard

▶  No. 410320

I'll also add that I don't have access to a grill.
It'll be all made in an oven or a stove top

▶  No. 410321 >>410322

sausage and fries
whatever you fins call it
:ramen:

▶  No. 410322 >>410324

>>410321
You may only add a single ingredient and you must also tell me how to prepare it

▶  No. 410323 >>410326

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Orson: oink oink I don't mind being turned into something so haram and YUMMY

▶  No. 410324 >>410325

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>>410322
add chili pepper on top and stick it in a microwave for 7 minutes & 37 seconds

▶  No. 410325 >>410332

>>410324
I'm ESL but you do understand this dish will be made of six different ingredients?
Sausages and fries are two differemt things.
Within the rules if I need to seek for sausages, how many should I add and how should I prepare them?
If I get fries, how many should I take and how should I prepare them?
Run it

▶  No. 410326

>>410323
Look for another thread

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>one whole white fish*
>apple
>carrot
>beef broth
>Sprite (or a similar, fizzy clear soda)
>beef tongue**

* = The whole head MUST be used in some capacity in the dish, even as garnish.
** = If you are able to find a cow tongue specifically slaughtered in accordance with zabiha, this is ideal. In order for meat to be halal, it must be slaughtered by Zabiha, however, some Islamic interpretations consider meat slaughtered by people of the book (either Jews or Christians) to be permissible to eat. You should look for an Islamic, Jewish, or Christian butcher's, and ensure the individual butcher adheres to one of these religions before purchasing any land animal meat in this thread going forward. If you are well and truly unable to adhere to Halal according to these guidelines, substitute beef tongue for lipeakala.

Instructions: Just make something lol. Get creative. I VILL NOT give you instructions. Just Like the cooks in the middle ages :^) have fun nigger

flour, halal oils, water, eggs, and salt are freebies because idfk how you'd get anything done in this recipe without em. I'd recommend a pie of sorts but it's up to you.

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>>one whole white fish*
>>apple
>>carrot
>>beef broth
>>Sprite (or a similar, fizzy clear soda)
>>beef tongue**
>
>* = The whole head MUST be used in some capacity in the dish, even as garnish.
>** = If you are able to find a cow tongue specifically slaughtered in accordance with zabiha, this is ideal. In order for meat >to be halal, it must be slaughtered by Zabiha, however, some Islamic interpretations consider meat slaughtered by people of the >book (either Jews or Christians) to be permissible to eat. You should look for an Islamic, Jewish, or Christian butcher's, and >ensure the individual butcher adheres to one of these religions before purchasing any land animal meat in this thread going >forward. If you are well and truly unable to adhere to Halal according to these guidelines, substitute beef tongue for >lipeakala.
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>Instructions: Just make something lol. Get creative. I VILL NOT give you instructions. Just Like the cooks in the middle ages >:^) have fun nigger
>
>flour, halal oils, water, eggs, and salt are freebies because idfk how you'd get anything done in this recipe without em. I'd >recommend a pie of sorts but it's up to you.

▶  No. 410331 >>410334

Should I have included a poster can only add a single ingredient

▶  No. 410332 >>410334

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>>410325
>sausage
get 4
heat them up for around 30 seconds
then mash the sausages up
>fries
get and/or make the amount you would typically get from a fast-food restaurant
cut the fries each like you would a vegtable (you dont have to do one at a time)

▶  No. 410333

Semen

▶  No. 410334 >>410336

>>410332
See >>410331
Which one do I get?

▶  No. 410335

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My ingredient submission: 3 caramelized white onions made in a pot with a tablespoon of butter

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>>410334
just get the sausages then

▶  No. 410337 >>410339

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#1 3 (this is alot) caramelized white onions made in a pot with a tablespoon of butter
#2 4 beef sausages, heated for 30s in a microwave, them smashed with a fork
Two ingredients so far

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▶  No. 410339 >>410341

>>410337
Caramelized onions shrink dramatically

▶  No. 410340 >>410342

AC you should add polls so I can finalize the plate with a sauce-off

▶  No. 410341 >>410342

>>410339
They do but three whole onions are like 1,5/4 of a plate

▶  No. 410342 >>410343

>>410340
I'd like to but I haven't modified /bant/ in ages and it won't be today
>>410341
Let's go for two onions

▶  No. 410343 >>410344

>>410342
Do it whenever you can. idk how different the sharty leak is to eirinchan
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#1 2 caramelized white onions made in a pot with a tablespoon of butter
#2 4 beef sausages, heated for 30s in a microwave, them smashed with a fork
Two ingredients so far

▶  No. 410344 >>410345

>>410343
Good point, you got the sharty source code leak on-hand since you're a dork or nah?

▶  No. 410345

>>410344
(the sharty leak did NOT happen and you will NOT investigate further)



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