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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:22:46 epm1z0 No. 412071 >>412072

you are what you eat

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:29:13 s5iuyx No. 412072 >>412074

>>412071
a miserable pile of carbohydrates
:wemywhale:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:30:05 seedzi No. 412073

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:30:53 p29g1y No. 412074 >>412078

>>412072
beer is carbohydrates.
:waka:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:31:26 seedzi No. 412075

seedzi(on) id get

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:45:03 s5iuyx No. 412078 >>412081

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>>412074
so is most forms of booze but notheless
its rum boozing today
:waka:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:47:36 p29g1y No. 412081 >>412082

>>412078
not a bad choose. I'm drowning my depression in hahn lager today.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:49:21 s5iuyx No. 412082 >>412089

>>412081
i dont feel beer anymore, it has to be 30+abv to get a buzz.
i shoud get 90 proof tomorrow cause the next days is a fvcking monday.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 02:56:30 p29g1y No. 412089 >>412112

>>412082
yeah I don't really feel beer much anymore either, but after about 20 of them I get something. I'm probably gonna get into some moonshine I made in my garage later though. also FUCK mondays, all my homies hate mondays.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 03:42:14 s5iuyx No. 412112 >>412121

>>412089
i perform better under booze tbh.
le boss just told me friday "im gonna have to entrust you with some more responsibilities" sop im gonna need to be more boozed up than ever
:concern2:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 03:42:40 s5iuyx No. 412113 >>412121 >>412138

honestly my fault for not pretending to be retarded, fuckass shit.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 04:02:38 p29g1y No. 412121 >>412136

>>412112
honesty, I'm the same. when I had the butcher shop, I was never sober and neither were the boys. we were doing 50k aud a week, but it did take a toll on our mental state.

still, your boss is a cunt and not in the good way. cunt should do the work himself. you did a hole, you fill it in. CUNT!!!
>>412113
that's how I got to where I am, with twenty... five million in bank, as of today.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:02:28 s5iuyx No. 412136 >>412155

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>>412121
since im the least retarded of my cowagies (we are all chinese imperial exam approved diplomats btw) he decided to entrust me with keeping the bznz side of things in line after tlking with me for a good 30mins.
shit-ass fuck, fuck-ass shit.
im gonna need more booze than ever (being boozed up correlates with better deals 100% of the time through my whole work-life experience).

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:11:15 s5iuyx No. 412138

>>412113
>that's how I got to where I am, with twenty... five million in bank, as of today.
why dont you just retire? or are the living standard in AUS that bad?
:sip:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:46:42 p29g1y No. 412155

>>412136
even with competent co-slaves, work can still be hard. drink up. you've earnt it. I'm thinking about hitting mini bar,

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