>>415012(OP) You've stumbled into an enclave of the least cool people that have ever existed, and you expect us to know cool criminal stuff? In your dreams, nigger.
buy bunch of atms and stock them with you filthy drug money, them use to disperse your ill gotten gains into the community, all while they tranfer you clean money to you bank account with a transaction notice and a little extra on top.
>>415012(OP) open a business that doesnt exist and your associate opens another business that doesnt exist, then you exchange services between each other. you'll lose some money in the process but that's the cost of laundering.