No.1124[Reply]
So bad hombre woke up, in his undefined bed. "Today is the day" he thought "boy am I eggcited to fag out!". And hombre did that Mickey mouse pose with the arms, yeah.
So first hombre got ready, he brushed his teeth, got dressed. Today he's wearing a white shirt, red bowtie, gay ah little German boy looking shorts with those Spandex thingies holding them up fuck I forgot, black socks with eye pattern like a Gap and square ass shoes. Glizzy!
Uh oh! Time for breakfast! Hombre just takes the last night's take out out the fridge. It's dogshit. Hombre just ordered it for his lawn two days ago, but hasn't really gotten around to it. Money can get you this far, ladies.
Anyway, hombre just made some Mac and Mac. well fed and energised, he set outside, for the real tasks at hand. Today was the day EVERYTHING changes. Really. And hombre is excited with a hard on. Embarrassing ooh wee. So instead of walking he sees grimbler ride by on his bi cycle(mispronounced, spelling is correct), fists him in the head and gta's his ride.
"Bro what the fuck?!" Grimbler yells. Yet, as hombre goes out on the horizon, grimbler assumes a fetal position and starts crying indefinitely. "Don't worry, gwimbly, lole" hombre's voice echoes.
With his newfound ride, hombre successfully does 30 front flips and makes it to the post office.
"This is Microsoft office post office office. How can I service office you?" The deceptive reception squidward says.
"Meow mrrr, my parcel is here. I'd like to receive it puwuease." Hombre hands squidward his invoice then vomits on the floor.
"Here it is." Squidward hands the parcel to its new owner.
Hombre holds it up and runs around, yipping out "wahoo!"s. He does a little breakdance, spinning with his ass on the ground. He gets on now his bike, but it folds flat into a pancake, for his parcel was 890lbs tall. So hombre just runs back home really fast(4mph).
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true story i was there
No.1133
Chat I need honest reviews on how I did writing this.
No.1134
>>1133was ok
i think i would appreciate it more if i knew kogasatopia lore