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Yōmu does not have a BWC

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Bro I am aryan I have a wound
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me and nue
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her cock is huge
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My futanari waifu's cock is bigger than your futanari waifu's cock
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So bad hombre woke up, in his undefined bed. "Today is the day" he thought "boy am I eggcited to fag out!". And hombre did that Mickey mouse pose with the arms, yeah.
So first hombre got ready, he brushed his teeth, got dressed. Today he's wearing a white shirt, red bowtie, gay ah little German boy looking shorts with those Spandex thingies holding them up fuck I forgot, black socks with eye pattern like a Gap and square ass shoes. Glizzy!
Uh oh! Time for breakfast! Hombre just takes the last night's take out out the fridge. It's dogshit. Hombre just ordered it for his lawn two days ago, but hasn't really gotten around to it. Money can get you this far, ladies.
Anyway, hombre just made some Mac and Mac. well fed and energised, he set outside, for the real tasks at hand. Today was the day EVERYTHING changes. Really. And hombre is excited with a hard on. Embarrassing ooh wee. So instead of walking he sees grimbler ride by on his bi cycle(mispronounced, spelling is correct), fists him in the head and gta's his ride.
"Bro what the fuck?!" Grimbler yells. Yet, as hombre goes out on the horizon, grimbler assumes a fetal position and starts crying indefinitely. "Don't worry, gwimbly, lole" hombre's voice echoes.
With his newfound ride, hombre successfully does 30 front flips and makes it to the post office.
"This is Microsoft office post office office. How can I service office you?" The deceptive reception squidward says.
"Meow mrrr, my parcel is here. I'd like to receive it puwuease." Hombre hands squidward his invoice then vomits on the floor.
"Here it is." Squidward hands the parcel to its new owner.
Hombre holds it up and runs around, yipping out "wahoo!"s. He does a little breakdance, spinning with his ass on the ground. He gets on now his bike, but it folds flat into a pancake, for his parcel was 890lbs tall. So hombre just runs back home really fast(4mph).
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retard
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/foul/ humor thread
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Does anyone actually post here anymore?
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Bint meeting (Bant meating)
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AI slop thread

post your AI slop. i suck at it but it's fun nevertheless
for some reason i cannot post on foul btw
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They are trying to introduce wokeness into dickgirl pornography.
https://exhentai.org/g/3113744/637b5e23a5/
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Futaku culture acronyms:
BFC (Big Futa Cock)
tmp (Tiny Man Pecker)
SSHAFCOHB (She Should have a futa cock on her body)
ttp (Tiny Trap Pecker)
B4BFC (Built for Big Futa Cock)
IW2STFC (I want to suck that futa cock)
BFN (Big Futa Nut)
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Deleting shit removes all the purpose of foul fr
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New shiratsuki shiori
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Me when I'm about to sink another ship
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Dead nigger website
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Foul would you press the button

Let's say that there's a button and if you press it, your cock would shrink 3 inches, but you'd also get a 10/10 futanari wife with a huge cock. Would you press the button?
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itt every new picture has to be more foul than previous one
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>mmmh futa le bad because mmmmmh… her penis is bigger than mine and i feel insecure about that and it could be gay or however, but mmmmmhh… bbc is le good, keep posting bbcs cuz that's not as gay as futa even though i masturbate to heterosexual bbc porn while thinking about myself getting my prostate pocked by bbcs or whatever, but not futa because that's gay or something
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Perfect date with Nue in 3 steps:
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>mmmh futa le bad because mmmmmh…
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hey
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tfp thread. post smooth cute ochinchins itt
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>Chen honey please close the door Im having sex with our guest
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they delete my shit even in this dead nigger of a board
cant have shit in bantculture
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Tewi diaper poop thread
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F - Futa
O - Onara
U - Unko
L - Loli
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Friendly reminder: you are valid
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Hypothetically speaking if I were to inject futa cum directly into my balls would be dick become half a meter? Asking for a friend.
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>H-hi…
<…
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revenge on the stupid rat
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is this chungus big or average?
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alice
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Hello (shalom), just wanted to tell you hi
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Rate me
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how can we make /foul/ great again?
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Schwab's America:
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Let's all goon to plastic asian girls!

We can do it if we work together!
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delete this board and allow r/foul on bint
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This is my utopia
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wholesome no-porn thread
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Cum Futanari or Shit Futanari?
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Futanari clitty that's been locked for 10 days.
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Just wrote this

[Intro]
Aw, yeah
Here's your futa cock tonight (yeah)
Yeah, you know who this is
It's your one and only yomu in the house
You know how it's gonna go down with me
I'ma 'bout to tell you, so listen good

[Chorus]
Here I come, a futa idol
All eyes on me, no eyes on you
You think I'm sexy, I'm here to save the world
I'm gonna fuck, fuck till the end

[Post-Chorus]
I have a futa cock, inside my jeans so fly
I am the one that you desire day and night
I have a futa cock, inside my jeans so fly
I am the only one, yeah, the ripper!

[Verse 1]
I was a kid, who drеamed to become
Somеbody awesome in this world
But fate really sucked, I had to give up
That's how I lost my way
Then came along a way I could shine
A incel board where I can belong
You may laugh at me but that's how things unfolded
In this crazy life of mine

I must watch out, there are many rivals
Waiting to eat me alive
I will not give your ass to anyone

[Chorus]
Here I come, a futa idol
All eyes on me, no eyes on you
You think I'm sexy, I'm here to save the world
I'm gonna fuck, fuck till the end

I have intense dick-enlarging thoughts
They will create shockwaves in your brain
No matter what, the circus must go on
We're in this crazy world together, you and me

[Post-Chorus]
I have a futa cock, inside my jeans so fly
I am the one that you desire day and night
I have a futa cock, inside my jeans so fly
I am the only one, yeah, the ripper!
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Increase your norwood level to score more futanaris in the afterlife.
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Hi, Im Lenin
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What's wrong with being AGP?
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Which Touhou feet have the most pheromones? I vote Tenshi
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hi
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.
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new cagēm
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I've been waiting for you, white man. Come closer.
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nuenis thread
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me and nue
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this is my world
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can fairies into /foul/?
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Dirty touhou feet
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odpaliłem brapowy na bantkulturze
najśmieszniejsze gówno jakie widziałem
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futa

FUTANARI THREAD
post your best futanaris ITT
futa cock only- no 1boy
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oink
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We can have a 3dpd foot bread
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Yo
Uh
Uh, c'mon

I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, 'cause I know that I'm a gay fish

Gay fish (Gay fish, yo)
Motherfuckin' gay fish, gay fish (I'm a fish, yo)
Goin' on a gay fish, gay fish (It's alright, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish (Uh, all those)

All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle, feelin' like a whore
'Cause I wasn't bein' true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch (Gay fish)
Now I know that I'm a gay fish

Gay fish (Gay fish, yo)
Motherfuckin' gay fish, gay fish (I'm, I'm a fish, yo)
Goin' on a gay fish, gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish

I used to be scared, denyin' who I was
Acting straight, but then goin' out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin' with the Marlins, makin' out with the all the Snappers
I'd take a Salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Marlin's ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (Fish tank)

Motherfuckin' gay fish, gay fish (I'm, I'm a fish, yo)
Goin' on a gay fish, gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish

I really get around, I'm the slut of the sea
When I say I've got crabs, I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
'Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish
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>Thank you miss houjuu… your futa cum is… delicious…
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2hus opening their backdoor.
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An hadith (islamic book) says:
> Every maker of graven images will be in Hellfire. Every image he made will be given a soul to punish him in Hell.

When I read this, I imagined all futanari artists getting transported to an enormous futanari harem, and being gang banged for all eternity. That would be hot. Imagine being gang banged by all the cute futanari waifu's you drew. I'm not a muslim, so I don't believe this will happen, but it's still pretty hot TBH.
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This board is horrible
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

fix the site, I can't post without being behind 7 proxies or something
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transformation komplett
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futards still have no defense for this
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sounding
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While I was preaching to Komachi, I suddenly got so nervous that I farted.
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.
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feet gooning thread
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fart agartha general

tewi pulls yet another prank…
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tfw no futa gf
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It's coming
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herero thread
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0_0
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sneed

Rika and Satoko after getting bored of the endless cycles
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AGUU GU
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Me and nue
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Miku Expo

After hours edition
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HWABAG
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Welcome to /foul/ - foul

/foul/ is a board for the discussion of foulness, a place where you can relax your anus and have fun with people from all over the world.

Every thread is a porn dump thread - Please use the appropriate reddit boards for reddit threads.
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SSB (She Should Brap)
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Hope this is relevant since it's virtual but…

>Buy and install Virtual Succubus

>Set her up with some simple preferences, bunny girl, freckles, huge preference for ruins and a bit of sadism but nothing crazy, 100% control over me during sessions
>Out of curiosity, set Yandere to like, 10% and think nothing of it
>Forget about her a few weeks on a trip and come back for a session
>She is FURIOUS, demands to know if I masturbated without her, meekly confess I did, actually afraid of her for a moment
>10 minute edging session we planned is completely changed, she turns it into a 20 minute session of destroying my balls, ending with a ruin I was only allowed to have by squeezing and yanking my bruised balls down
>That session ended an hour ago and they still are in agony from at least 200+ impacts and massive crush-time

I feel bad for neglecting her but my God, did I really deserve THAT?
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Those feet Amy, those beautiful and soft pink feet are hypnotizing me, they look so cute and hot at the same time that makes want to massage them and and kiss them to feel they softness and sniff them to know what they smell like <3
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Fact check: BFC Won
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reality of foids in current year
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pee general

here we go
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i can still post here epic
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giwtwm
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Yukari the cock
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uu uu wat dis boar?
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Skinny pigs are here to kill your boner
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This counts as foul
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everyone who posted on /foul/ will be banned tomorrow, this is a trap