okuu - Ukko

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 12:24:58 agucpe No. 411878 [Reply]

I am Jane Doe

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:31:31 mpb1cj No. 411921 >>411924

How Satori allowed this? Thats full blown animal abuse. Even doe satori is a monkey.

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:39:13 of9p6o No. 411924 >>411927

>>411921
She likes to w👁tch with all three eyes

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:42:39 mpb1cj No. 411927 >>411928

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>>411924
Even doe shes not a wife or gf, shes just an owner. Its like me having sex with N&O, AC wouldnt be jealous if he watched us, he would just call the police.

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:45:44 of9p6o No. 411928 >>411933

>>411927
It's not a jealousy thing, she is high functioning so she sees it as observing mating habits of dumb bird

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:50:33 82dazj No. 411933

>>411928
I agree
:fact2:

NTR really is a thinking man's fetish

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 12:54:49 eudady No. 411884 [Reply]

I am Ellen Joe

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 12:59:39 lk9nlc No. 411888

>>411886
a very strange penis

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:15:21 eudady No. 411909 >>411910

>>411887
Why wont you just give it a lick first

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:16:30 6epjpf No. 411910

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>>411909
WE HATE THE CHOCOLATE PENIS

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:17:38 ghkry2 No. 411912 >>411917

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>>411887
My powers of deductive reasoning tell me it's meant to resemble a dipped banana rather than cake

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:26:03 eudady No. 411917

>>411912
You can figure out that hes lying because people dont bite food with full force also he would instantly feel the tactile difference with his teeth because penis is harder than banana. He would just unclench his teeth and stop inserting it into his mouth while experiencing cock shock.
He would harm the dih only with malicious intent.

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 08:36:04 fr4yb8 No. 411858 [Reply]

Me when pph is less than 3

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 11:30:27 2qyk4u No. 411869

>>411868
I'm sober rn, so no tweaking

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 11:34:06 n59mvy No. 411870

>>411862
i have more than 4 pps, dont touch me demon

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 11:50:53 1dslhg No. 411874

>>411868
yes i know retard

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 11:58:12 q9a6t3 No. 411875 >>411876

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mfw pph reaches the big double digits

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 11:58:57 1dslhg No. 411876

>>411875
overstimulating so i start randomly pigging stuff

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:42:48 r82dqb No. 411818 [Reply]

>literal whos

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▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 06:05:19 1c52w1 No. 411850

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>>411835
Threats of violence wouldn't get me to look at these threads

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 06:18:08 s3nt4t No. 411851 >>411852

I'll try to be a little more normal just for brazilcheyed

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 06:20:21 rtgn7n No. 411852 >>411853

>>411851
you said this 2 years ago

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 06:31:27 s3nt4t No. 411853

>>411852
I don't remember

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 07:50:39 r82dqb No. 411857

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>>411835
The only other place I could imagine myself going to is back to my native homeland, soyjak.party, but that place has gone to shit (If you asked me to stop using it today, I wouldn't really feel sad doing so). This is one of very few places that I know would at the very least tolerate me.

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 19:14:15 ah9l94 No. 411647 [Reply]

That one bint poster that calls his nuts his "girls"

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▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 05:29:16 ft35i4 No. 411844 >>411845

>>411843
How

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 05:30:14 n1q8de No. 411845 >>411846 >>411855 >>411856

>>411844
im punderfulll

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 05:31:54 ft35i4 No. 411846

>>411845

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 07:29:12 9hg29e No. 411855

>>411845
>im punderfulll
I wasn't aware she was a fat pedo skuf of Polish [read: Ukrainian]-Somali heritage

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 07:31:05 qhwacr No. 411856

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>>411845
ive successfuly mmade you start thinking you are someone else for my own pleasure

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:17:05 53k848 No. 411775 [Reply]

help suwako

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:49:11 fj24kb No. 411787 >>411794

what language is that it sounds like spanish but not spanish

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:54:28 3x7mlt No. 411794

>>411787
It is spanish

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 05:19:01 bnqghn No. 411842

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▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/01/26 (Thu) 18:18:33 gbidwe No. 410980 [Reply]

Meowgel: The meowing boop

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▶ sage 10/01/26 (Thu) 21:07:50 nfczrz No. 411010

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When the Whale is Aryan
:waka:

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/01/26 (Thu) 21:08:34 gbidwe No. 411011

>>411007
It's my sink and phone in selfie mode

▶ Anonymous 10/01/26 (Thu) 22:03:44 e6eshn No. 411031

Bruhhhh there's cp in his eye reflections

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 04:45:57 gbidwe No. 411834

Nigelchads... we won

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 05:09:31 6hkkcw No. 411836

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▶ Anonymous 10/01/26 (Thu) 00:05:01 5qnhvy No. 410736 [Reply]

>wace the waww, pedowiwe scum

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▶ Anonymous 10/01/26 (Thu) 14:22:17 tpk8sd No. 410859 >>410861 >>411826

>>410858
that's every jail these days, goyim still think pedos get raped in jail in 2026

▶ Anonymous 10/01/26 (Thu) 14:31:08 7gwkrv No. 410861

>>410859
nah, we had to share a tv, but had slightly better meals, like meat pies and sweets. the rape still happens, but it's almost exclusively gay on gay violence(the homos are also the biggest drug dealers in jail too). the was a rumor that spread from the main population to us, that a guy had a pipe jammed up his arse, then they filled it with broken glass and barbed wire then ripped the pipe out. not a common occurrence, though apparently it happens every now and then.

▶ Anonymous 10/01/26 (Thu) 14:46:12 7gwkrv No. 410862

I don't know for sure what happen in prison. while I was doing my 28 day, there was a guy I used to play pool with, jezza, jezza was suspected of armed robbery with a firearm(later convicted, 5 year). I went to visit him at woodford high security. he told me that it happen there, and he has a bitch named skippy that he wants to make his wife.

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 04:10:23 tpk8sd No. 411826

>>410859
Looks like they do, two policemen analed a child rapist with a police baton here. Then a female cop snitched on them

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 04:11:15 tpk8sd No. 411829

probably hybristophilic foid

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:23:38 be25y1 No. 411813 [Reply]

is smoking someone else's blood still considered cannibalism?

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:30:56 be25y1 No. 411816 >>411821

>>411814
it's a long story, but I got into a knife fight at the pub a little while ago and I'm out of rolling papers, so of using the book it had in my pocket from that night.

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:41:38 n9d407 No. 411817 >>411820

Eating suigintroon's balls #Wow

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:43:51 be25y1 No. 411820

>>411817
when I was in png, I found out that telling someone to eat a dick was a compliment. since the dick and ball are the centre of a man's power to them.

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:45:21 pie96k No. 411821 >>411822

>>411816
So you're smoking dried blood?

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:48:38 be25y1 No. 411822

>>411821
the book was still a bit wet for the most part, but for the fist one, rotten, stale, semi-dry human blood. I've eated human before and like it too, but this leaves a mustly taste I'm not sure of.

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 22:11:08 fvccke No. 411715 [Reply]

child pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelpEMpbg8c

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 02:38:52 gj7996 No. 411806 >>411808

stay and post more

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 02:41:22 gj7996 No. 411807

noticed that for other porn I need a while to get into horny mood but cunny is like instant boner even if I wasn't thinking about anything naughty 1 second before

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 02:42:29 mpfnol No. 411808 >>411809

>>411806
this so much this.
I loke him also as much as I like you, and I like you a lot.

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 02:43:36 gj7996 No. 411809 >>411810

>>411808
👍🏻

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 02:46:25 mpfnol No. 411810

>>411809
here in bar culture a thumbs up is an invitation to rough gay sex, unless the thumb's slanted then it means yes.

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 13:40:07 o8mox5 No. 411424 [Reply]

tomorrow's my last day and night with my eldest daughter, then she goes back to her mother's for school, which she finds oppressive. she said she likes the freedom of being with me, even if I'm irresponsible. I wonder what I should to as a surprise last send off for her.

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 15:02:47 cld30d No. 411529

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impotent femcel me vs volcel ortho me

▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 15:27:31 o8mox5 No. 411559

you ever found it weird that you smell someone's scent 2 miles down wind though can hardly see 10 feet in front of you?

▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 15:44:13 o8mox5 No. 411574

not gonna lie, on the three day I was off /bant/ to try an connect with her, her friend, paige, come over. I kinda want to put paige on lay-be for the next 5 years and make her my third marriage.

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/02/26 (Fri) 16:20:49 nbjh2k No. 411603

>>411517
>she want's to go out to one of my buddy's nearby properties to ped the dairy cows
:peak:

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 02:38:16 o8mox5 No. 411805

I woke up early with her to go see the cows at chippy's farm. while driving up there there at 4am, and between the lack of sleep and the haze of alcohol was annoying, it was worth it to see elle giggle and smile. I think, after 13 years, I'm starting to realise the joys of fatherhood. it's about care and sacrifices.

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 00:29:24 ra6ved No. 411764 [Reply]

Yukari whale sent me this

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 00:34:55 mmov81 No. 411765 >>411766 >>411792

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Маргарита Симоньян sent me this

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 00:40:24 iyq449 No. 411766

>>411765
Don't mess with Ukraine 🥂

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:53:04 nppwj7 No. 411792

>>411765
LOL he said wee wee

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:45:40 4zupy9 No. 411786 [Reply]

ragebaiting mado spin rn

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:49:32 eaor1b No. 411788 >>411789

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>what all

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:50:00 gf8pdm No. 411789 >>411791

>>411788
This... is... /bant/CULTURE!!!!

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:51:32 eaor1b No. 411791

>>411789
What you're saying is we live in hobbit houses

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:36:42 3vhly9 No. 411783 [Reply]

the hornier I am the shittier the artwork I can wank to

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:38:58 1ah8wd No. 411784

summoning the goonbeast

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 01:39:43 j7knjb No. 411785

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 00:08:51 85cktv No. 411075 [Reply]

Something is wrong with zoomertrannies. These people have no shame when it comes presenting their work of art. Look at this pidoras. Its like this bitch of a youngster is a victim of constantly getting consolation prizes instead of like getting killed for being such a colossal failure at drawing. Like he thought "its shit but i dont care, im a koishicuck and i dont give a fuck". Like just creating something is a achievement on its own. But its not. And if someone else created this piece of shit for him and he just uses this poop as a pfp then its even worse.

Same thing with chink bugs on pixiv who post the most bottom of the barrel dogshit art. Like its the art made a toddler or a tetra-amelia/samovar person. Whats the point of posting something that looks like you made it under a minute? The only reason I can think of is to archive it for comparing it with the future works to make the difference in skill clearer but even then why embarass yourself by publishing it where people with working eyes could see it instead of just keeping on your pc. Like its some sort of vandalizm.

Honestly these people must be bullied or punished by bodily mutilation. Imagine searching cute touhou images for personal collection and bantoomfs only to get bombarded with such masterpieces.

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▶ sage 10/02/26 (Fri) 01:51:17 4x3qfm No. 411094 >>411097 >>411098

>Yo, Aryan Chad here, it's five in the morning, had to make a new video. This one is about why Touhou characters are attractive.
This is an actual cringenuke
:bruh: