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Anonymous United States Dixie Rhodesia Nazrin S N E E D Alunya Redpill msoem7  No. 404250 >>404697 [Reply]

what would /bant/ do
:notes:

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Anonymous United States Mario Two Nine Two Two Gun syhghe  No. 404697 >>404698 >>404703

>>404250 (OP)
Press the button BUT only on my death bed for a 50% chance to double my life span while maintaining my current consciousness.... Or fucking die but at least bring Neko's into this world making it slightly less hellish.

This is assuming you more or less look identical to the two cat girls of course, if not then I dunno.

Anonymous Tewi B U N ks5qdc  No. 404698 >>405132

>>404697
If you die then you can never wakeup to her so shes is stuck in limbo

Anonymous Soviet Russia Orin Suiseiseki Furudo Erika Woke Ukraine Anarcho-Capitalist csehb2  No. 404703

>>404697
Mike the cat(male)

Anonymous United States Mario Two Nine Two Two Gun p7w32s  No. 405132

>>404698
>If you die then you can never wakeup to her so shes is stuck in limbo
That's a good point, well in that case I'd carefully watch my health and then decide that either in my 40's or 50's I'd press the button.
Sure I could go on longer than that unless I have some genetic condition that I'm unaware of that will halve my life but it's not fair to the catgirl to have her stuck with a hag either so yeah.

I take good care of my health so I won't end up having gone full dadbob mode yet.

Anonymous United States Mario Two Nine Two Two Gun p7w32s  No. 405133

Another thing I wonder, does the catgirl transformation Iseki your ass or do you still get to live your current life but just in a different body?


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map mhomgw  No. 404984 >>405073 [Reply]

a brown ethnic cartel is trying to unseat my mother's political position but they sent a fall guy instead of a competent candidate due to my mother's overwhelming acclaim

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Anonymous Tewi B U N bdy9te  No. 405030 >>405031

>>405029
im the clean nice femcel polish is the smelly diaper femcel

Anonymous Russia Kutaka gpzxw7  No. 405031 >>405032

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>>405030
Hondolf Brickler

Anonymous Tewi B U N bdy9te  No. 405032

>>405031
i met him

Anonymous Australia Remilia Flash om2fqe  No. 405073 >>405128

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>>404984 (OP)
>unlike my smoking hot and huge breasted mother
>due to my mother's overwhelming acclaim
Welcome back, Sigmund

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map mhomgw  No. 405128

>>405073
Heterosexuality is back 🥂


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Anonymous United States Linux d9acto  No. 404411 >>405104 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

momiji is very tall and it makes her self conscious. say some nice words to cheer her up!(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

Anonymous Tewi B U N rj8kih  No. 404463 >>405108

Die heighthon ogre eiffel tower trasg

Anonymous United States Mario Two Nine Two Two Gun 3mme4z  No. 405104

>>404411 (OP)
Live long and prosper, tower of Pisa angelic beings.

Anonymous France mewjki  No. 405108

>>404463
The Eiffel tower is very elegant despite it's height


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Anonymous United States lbfdbx  No. 404944 [Reply]

when is the inflection point of when someone becomes normie/goy and chudcel

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Anonymous Tewi B U N 3gjt01  No. 404992

>>404991
Isnt funny

Anonymous United States lbfdbx  No. 405042 >>405043

>>404991
You post twitter screencaps?

Anonymous Tewi B U N rly4qy  No. 405043 >>405096

>>405042
he did like atleast 3 months ago

Anonymous United States Marisa 77m76b  No. 405046

im goy btw

Anonymous United States Suiseiseki Dixie g62004  No. 405096

>>405043
i swear he also reposts tweets here


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Anonymous United States 5wzd3q  No. 404870 [Reply]

Me when a person from ontario wont wake up

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Anonymous Soviet Russia Orin Suiseiseki Furudo Erika Woke Ukraine Anarcho-Capitalist sihcof  No. 404886 >>404888 >>405092

>>404885
girls don't have "a penis"
:kys:

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map owhdba  No. 404888 >>404895

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>>404886
Fuck faggots

sage Canada Yukari Whale Ran Tsukasa Flash Yukkuri Reimu qxjtc3  No. 404895 >>404896

>>404888
>Fuck faggots
You mean what you do, because you dated suigintroon?
:waka:

Anonymous United States 5wzd3q  No. 404896

>>404895
@memegoy
is this big true

Anonymous Norway m8ciu3  No. 405092

>>404885
>>404886
girls don't have penises
some girls do however have a large clitoris
:fact3:


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map p1l89x  No. 402868 [Reply]

BLUE ARCHIVE WON
:angry2:

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Anonymous United States pz718k  No. 405071

>>405070
Why does she take off her sock and shoe just to pull out a sword but in the next frame she has both of them on
Idgi

Anonymous Shimapan T O P G O O N nwaopb  No. 405072 >>405077

>>405070
wait a second, is that even a blue archive character
i can't tell gookslop apart anymore

Anonymous United States pz718k  No. 405077 >>405080

>>405072
No because they all have a halo. This girl doesnt

Anonymous Shimapan T O P G O O N agoax9  No. 405080 >>405087

>>405077
i thought the effect around the ahoge at the end was a halo at first

Anonymous United States pz718k  No. 405087

>>405080
I thought it was zzz at first. But it is its own game pearl in blue


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map m3un5t  No. 404897 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

SuwakBros... we lost
:gasp:(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

sage Canada Yukari Whale Ran Tsukasa Flash Yukkuri Reimu hnveer  No. 404902

Whalebros... we lost
:waka:

Anonymous United States Mario Two Nine Two Two Gun scbulc  No. 405084

ClownBros... we lost


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Anonymous Romania lolk Marisa t0vqk7  No. 405048 [Reply]

?

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Anonymous Tewi B U N iuaplt  No. 405056

>>405050
IM AN FTM DETRANSITIONER YOU ILLITERATE MEXICAN

Anonymous United States 6mnw2x  No. 405063

>>405054
It took you that long to figure that out?

Anonymous Tewi B U N iuaplt  No. 405064

america type it worng again

Anonymous United States 6mnw2x  No. 405065 >>405067

>>405054
Ohhhh you are thinking im the troon.
you need your meds

Anonymous Tewi B U N ddbzd7  No. 405067

>>405065
idgi anymore


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Anonymous United States oykaoq  No. 404891 [Reply]

anyone else kirkin it durning the kirkaversy

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Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill f00v86  No. 405026 >>405027

>kirkaversy

Anonymous Tewi B U N mi6rfn  No. 405027

>>405026
every Fat old 30 year old 4chan to twitter migrant posted this when it happened

Anonymous Tewi B U N mi6rfn  No. 405028 >>405034

and its charming but not when you doi t

Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill f00v86  No. 405034 >>405035

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>>405028
look at this cool meme

Anonymous Tewi B U N mi6rfn  No. 405035

>>405034
the perosn who made this bangs their head on the wall and cries when invaders leave homophobic slurs in their steam comments


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Madokanon Türkiye r0dg75  No. 404446 [Reply]

hi tlak tom e

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Anonymous Brazil Meiling g7xani  No. 404982 >>404983 >>405002

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>>404939
me.
my penis leaks precum for femginas and boyginas.

Anonymous Tewi B U N 2hxcv2  No. 404983 >>404987

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>>404982
FEMGINAS ARE NOT A REAL THING IT JUST A VAGINA
AND YOY SRE THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO LIKE CUNNY BOYS

Anonymous Brazil Meiling g7xani  No. 404987 >>404994

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>>404983
breeding and impregnating boyginas

Anonymous Tewi B U N 2hxcv2  No. 404994

>>404987
Gross

Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill r0s4zx  No. 405002

>>404982
add leg hair


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Anonymous Canada Yukari Whale Ran Tsukasa Flash Yukkuri Reimu 3grry5  No. 403190 [Reply]

What if instead of 100% Orange Juice it was 7% Jewish Whale
:thinking:

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天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ Nigel Bernkastel Pisces Onyx 3912qb  No. 403267 >>403354

>>403219
define tonight

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji n2ms2o  No. 403354


Anonymous United States Marisa mrlkkk  No. 403478

gemu?

Anonymous United States Mario Two Nine Two Two Gun 8elgfg  No. 404679

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>>403219
Yes even though it's to late.

Anonymous United States Marisa bfe9uw  No. 404980

gaimu?


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Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin rw34hq  No. 404951 [Reply]

I thought about humanity and I started crying bro

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Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio i07whm  No. 404961

>>404960
always were, it's just that 2D mogs

Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio i07whm  No. 404962 >>404967

This world is miserable. Be joyous anyway.

Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin rw34hq  No. 404967 >>404969 >>404970

>>404962
Built for BBC

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji ftbx7l  No. 404969

>>404967
krishna or the cow?

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji ftbx7l  No. 404970

>>404967
also, google "krishna gender"
:pipe:


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Anonymous France plu1ci  No. 404934 [Reply]

>“You can’t argue with fate.”
>— Thims (A70/2025), “mental note”, arisen while pissing at toilet, after replying to comment that I was “blatantly racist” for stating that all of the common source words, seen in Greece, Rome, and India, were not coined by some 200-person horse eating village in Russia, May 20

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map eecstq  No. 404935

It smell like cheese

Anonymous Finland Hanyuu bdiwa9  No. 404945

fake soybooru filename

Anonymous France plu1ci  No. 404946

>fake soybooru filename

Anonymous Finland Hanyuu bdiwa9  No. 404947

>>fake soybooru filename

Anonymous France plu1ci  No. 404963

>>>fake soybooru filename


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OrinWABAG Orin Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Soviet Russia Map T K D 6equbs  No. 404887 [Reply]

Which bantoids go in the fagbag?

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Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill b9hnmn  No. 404910 >>404912

meeeeee ^_^

Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin soxgnx  No. 404912 >>404913 >>404914

>>404910
We are going camping and hunting

Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill b9hnmn  No. 404913

>>404912
awesome

Anonymous Tewi B U N qnb9i5  No. 404914 >>404918

>>404912
Shes a fat chink lets get her oil

Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin soxgnx  No. 404918

>>404914
If tpg was 1) a fat chink and 2) a she, he wouldn't be safe around me.


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Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio i4j3gk  No. 404433 [Reply]

Pray for her death penalty.

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Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji k3nie8  No. 404883 >>404901 >>404906

So what's the actual qrd on this bitch? As far as I can tell she killed her kids and is claiming basically postpartum psychopathy. As far as I understand it a woman's body does go through crazy ass hormonal changes after birth which is how you get pp depression, cravings, etc, which is how the defense (iirc) is trying to make an insanity case. I'm not entirely opposed to that but I guess it raises the question of if you should be able to get insanity if you're only out of your mind at the time of the crime and not chronically. Sounds like kind of a nothingburger case in the grand scheme of things, either she killed them knowingly, and should be given murder, or didn't, and should be given insanity. Got turned into culture war nonsense because a small vocal group is basically arguing she should walk because the heckin postpartum isn't her fault, and that's obviously nuts because even though it wouldn't have been her fault, because she probably has some kind of chemical elevated or in deficit or whatever to elicit this kind of response given most women don't try to kill their kids, we don't jail people entirely on intention, it also comes down to practical safety concerns.

Like I said, sounds like a clear cut nothingburger case. Am I missing something or what

Anonymous Australia Remilia Flash e9owzq  No. 404901 >>404904

>>404883
It is a clear cut nothingburger case, but International Jewry has something it wants to hide and is using media to turn it into a classic "Women think she's a hero, men hate her" scenario
It serves a dual purpose - if men and women are hating each other, they aren't hating the Jew, and they're also not thinking about whatever crimes he's currently committing

Anonymous United States p5wll4  No. 404904

>>404901
idk most amerimutts will just say another failure of the legal system like casey anothy and move on

Anonymous Soviet Russia Orin Suiseiseki Furudo Erika Woke Ukraine Anarcho-Capitalist sz3yfs  No. 404905

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>an undesirable anti-social element exterminates its offspring
i wish more women would do this to their kids, especially single mothers

Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio i4j3gk  No. 404906

>>404883
she married an air sign male


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