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▶ Anonymous 09/21/26 (Mon) 12:56:54 1617lr No. 408144 [Reply]

Me when the stupid yapping dog doesnt shut up

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▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:53:23 klsewd No. 408797 >>408798

>>408796
You have a dog?

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:54:15 pvz2i0 No. 408798 >>408800

>>408797
my parents had a german shepherd but she died when I was elementary schooler

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:54:25 hz0ssy No. 408799

>>408796
YOU SICK FUCK!

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:55:06 klsewd No. 408800

>>408798
Enjoy your pb and j 👍🏿

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 22:15:52 rn9a46 No. 408851

>>408795
#notallbinters

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▶ Anonymous 04/04/26 (Sat) 08:07:10 7f9c9a No. 358529 [Reply]

In the past I used to revile Polish nobility for treating commoners in their countries like cattle
But the more I find out about how gullible the average Pole is, it was probably for the best.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 04/11/26 (Sat) 22:43:43 4yktis No. 361921 >>361922

>moo

▶ Anonymous 04/11/26 (Sat) 22:44:30 elk43y No. 361922

>>361921
saw

▶ Anonymous 04/11/26 (Sat) 22:45:04 ezao63 No. 361923

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You may click on this link:
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▶ Anonymous 04/11/26 (Sat) 22:49:55 avjqck No. 361926

>>361916
that's mostly true. it wasn't until the late victorian era they started calling him with the king title.
>>361920
it wasn't much of a major customer in my tribe, but it did happen and I have seen a few old dick splitting rocks and while we didn't create judaism we did create the jews back in the dreamtime. we grew them is petrol sniffing bottles and set them loose on the world to troll yakub.

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 21:27:41 aqxttf No. 408843

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>>358594
Restore the Lithuanian Commonwealth, restore the Holy Roman Empire

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▶ Anonymous 09/21/26 (Mon) 18:56:01 cusijs No. 408238 [Reply]

You just know which ones represent sharty, 4chan and /bant/ 🤣

▶ Anonymous 09/21/26 (Mon) 19:06:19 c3yr1j No. 408240

What you're saying is we're powerful Ethiopian wizards

▶ Anonymous 09/21/26 (Mon) 19:53:17 1zuj2n No. 408248

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▶ Anonymous 09/22/26 (Tue) 14:55:39 1zuj2n No. 408417

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▶ Anonymous 09/22/26 (Tue) 14:58:49 1k88op No. 408419 >>408838

All of these are three identical buckets filled with shit except the labels on the buckets are different doe

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 20:41:44 1b0hj6 No. 408838

>>408419 i always wondered, what can be so bad on here that it gets hamstered or whatever it’s called?

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▶ it's time for me to decide. Anonymous 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:55:33 yx5cro No. 406613 [Reply]

my hr guy informed me that I woman at the brisbane office where I head my company, was found to be under the influence of alcohol and cannibals upon coming to work for the third time in 6 months. Ev, the hr guy, recommends letting her go, but she protests that she's a single mother with 3 kids to 3 different fathers that don't work and she's only 22 years old and still trying to work out her life. to not be the biggest asrehole in the world, and I know It might be unprofessional( but fuck you, I'm the owner of this company), I've decided to clear my conscience and let you retards decide.
https://strawpoll.com/xVg719LJ6yr

btw, yes, I use drugs and drink alcohol while I'm working too but it's okay because it's my company.

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▶ Anonymous 09/16/26 (Wed) 15:06:27 t7mjkh No. 406647 >>406652

A nice pair of tits is extremely rare now if you ask me

▶ Anonymous 09/16/26 (Wed) 15:15:58 yx5cro No. 406652

>>406647
my russian ex in 2020 had a perfect set of Ds. my recent ex though was possibly legal and only had a Cs at best. she ended up cheating on me and way only after a jimmy choo hand bag. still I popped her. it was funny when the younger guy that took her from he said how do I like it that he took my girl, and asked it when he eat her out how does my dick taste. he got so made and charged at me and it didn't end well for him.

▶ Anonymous 09/18/26 (Fri) 12:45:07 enzg2o No. 407163

it looks like samantha gets to keep her j*b. she'll still be put on a last warning though, come monday.

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 18:39:42 9rbqst No. 408830

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>>406617
Just raise the child in said office/warehouse so they grow up becoming a competent employee. In the past children were raised in merchant and shipping guilds and turned out not being half retarded and I trust a company a LOT MORE than I do my own government nowadays... Unless it's a company that sustains itself via government contracts of course.

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 19:00:03 9rbqst No. 408831

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No but seriously, US 'education' is so fucked that really is your best option less you wanna just send your kids over seas to learn in a school that isn't a dumbed down propaganda hub.

If I was a father I'd unironically rater send my kid to Zimbabwe or Serbia to get schooled at this point.

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▶ Anonymous 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:35:09 o0id0u No. 405051 [Reply]

chinese niggas will abort their daughters "so the family name is passed on" while there are a 100 million other wangs out there

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▶ Anonymous 09/11/26 (Fri) 18:51:32 2m7bai No. 405172

>>405170
👀

▶ sage 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:02:11 b7n9eg No. 405177

>>405170
No because they receive shekels from Jewish whales at Mossad in Tel Aviv
:boom:

▶ Anonymous 09/12/26 (Sat) 12:45:11 pi0g1x No. 405361

>>405170
they fight the government the same way dung eater fights golden order

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 17:02:17 khsbkj No. 408824 >>408825

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>>405166
>China is literally a surveillance state with cameras everywhere, how do they do this
They copied the UK, no seriously that was their inspiration.
Also like half of all that surveillance is concentrated in East Turkestan.

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 17:08:25 2m2lgo No. 408825

>>408824
My new fetish

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▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 04:44:54 sly4rh No. 408693 [Reply]

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:11:20 paolah No. 408695

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Moreprodookt

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 08:14:00 lww3uy No. 408725 >>408811

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saggy fish tits
:glasses:

disgusting

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 16:19:29 ondr8u No. 408811

>>408725
imagine the caviar
:cum:

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▶ Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 13:34:15 sa9hq2 No. 407966 >>408807 [Reply]

>I listen to music

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▶ Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 14:42:16 me5sr6 No. 407990

>>407986
Noithink rwadio head sucms and id tbrow eggs

▶ Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 14:43:19 me5sr6 No. 407991

>>407986
Alsko keep trying to copy me eotj ur text you wormy leech punder whore roastie

▶ Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 14:46:31 me5sr6 No. 407993

>>407986
We eould push you over "accidently" and ldt you grt tramplex by the croed to desth

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>>407975
>>407966 (OP)

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 16:07:06 fkjuax No. 408809

They could all have saved face by acting like they were actually trying to kill mosquitoes with their hands or something

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:37:50 bu6upy No. 408654 [Reply]

you ever been racially discriminated against? I get it at least once a week. it even loses me deal, though I then wins me lawsuits. so it ah'ight,

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▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 11:29:21 guugmb No. 408771

Holy war against the ponies

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 11:31:54 97d15i No. 408772

>>408768
>>408770
noooo homosexuality is illegal in equestria *mwah* they'll cut my wings off *pwah*

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 11:32:13 97d15i No. 408773 >>408774 >>408801

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>>408769
Wwyd

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 11:33:24 b5qpfe No. 408774

>>408773
i cant do penetration so i would leave and i dont like horse cock

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:58:50 eynxiy No. 408801

>>408773
there is overlap between futards and cloppers but I don't think futa ponies are popular in these communities

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▶ Need help with mental issue Anonymous 09/09/26 (Wed) 05:39:46 5ookae No. 404469 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

I'd like to preface this by saying this isn't related to troons or faggotry and is rather me asking for advice as im slowly trying to be rid of a mental issue I've had for a long time.

Im a man but I don't 100% understand how to be one entirely, I grew up without a father figure and I was mentally ill and deeply isolated in my tween/teen years and was suicidal. I've always been very sensitive cuz of autism and very physically weak and small my whole life, I was really insecure about this in high school and I was already depressed so I found myself latching onto media like deltarune and sanrio stuff and a variety of cute themed furry webcomics because I saw myself in/related to "soft" male characters like ralsei or Yonkagor's characters, I never really saw myself in or related to normal masculine men due to the circumstances of my childhood.

Originally I just did fantasies of getting away from reality like waking up as Ralsei and wandering his big fun castle and going on adventures, however it turned over time from just coping with my insecurities to actively seriously wanting to be the characters so I could be cute and "pretty" like them and not have any hardships or expectations, and because I was not well in the head the fantasy reached a point where I got the idea of offing myself to escape the real world and then going to a afterlife where I basically become one of those characters so I could BE an cute fluffy cartoon character forever.

While I have made alot of progress in subduing this it warped my perception of self where whenever I think or picture myself doing something even typing things out or reading things I don't hear my actual voice but just naturally hear some squeaky cartoon character voice in my head when I think or read something, because my brain just got used to picturing myself as that.

Whats should I do about this? I really envy normal guys who grow up and do normal lives without ever having these weird fantasies because I mostly don't know what to do about the fact my brain wants me to off myself so I can be whisked off to furry fantasyland as discount ralsei forever but I'd like to hear from you guys what I should do about it.

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 10:05:53 i19k16 No. 408577

>>408494
It's so over, beyond over, unimaginably over

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 10:08:36 39f7ak No. 408578

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>>408492
>>408494
Jewsriel Jackson von Yonkers...is that really him?

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:12:26 fgzfwx No. 408603

Yonkers posted here before in the baby seija thread so it's pretty possible that it's him

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:06:24 84kpfa No. 408686

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I honestly don't know who Yonkers is, im guessing from his name he was into Yonkagor's stuff?

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 10:23:53 5ookae No. 408765

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>>408492
Somehow I missed this very confusing comment but to answer your question yonkagor is a man who draws these things with his wife

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▶ Anonymous 08/23/26 (Sun) 01:35:50 11675u No. 399937 [Reply]

Agent Thrembo: The Whale Killer

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▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 09:23:05 4v2lsj No. 408752 >>408762

>>408737
next time im with my sister i have to watch overture with her

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 09:52:49 f9n16d No. 408762

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>>408752
alpha

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 23:28:18 331d6d No. 408671 [Reply]

KOGASA WON
:gasp:

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 23:40:56 no30nz No. 408672

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LOSE!

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 02:35:09 67vmzd No. 408684 >>408689

im really good at japanese so I know thta kasa means umbrella

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:14:26 aw4fxi No. 408689

>>408684
日本の語勉強がんばてな。

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 12:02:17 rjsf0d No. 408582 [Reply]

Is it true massaging your nuts increases cum production?

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▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 00:59:31 j7mgtp No. 408677

aquish squish

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 01:17:26 6kb61t No. 408679

I've decided to science you theory. I'm going to gently rub my balls and based penis for 10 minutes every hour and see if my usual buckets become tanks.

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 02:50:49 j7mgtp No. 408685 >>408687 >>408688

I will massage all of bant's balls! ^_^

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:07:32 dhw70h No. 408687

>>408685

▶ Anonymous 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:11:20 6kb61t No. 408688

>>408685
just to let you know, mine are the size of tenis balls.

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 01:17:11 v5h1rt No. 408527 [Reply]

HEEEEEEY!(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 02:57:17 z5ru36 No. 408537 >>408544

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The Type moon games and muv luv are the two major vinnies I haven't read yet. Fate looks kino though.

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 03:47:26 tioy0z No. 408544

>>408537
i havent read them too but i pretend i did

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 13:47:48 dbvoho No. 408588

hey hi hello

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 21:52:58 it83nl No. 408668

illya wife

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:14:41 ke80nt No. 408604 [Reply]

Uh oh, looks like Umineko lost and Project Moon won.

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:31:37 ef41zm No. 408608 >>408658

>>408605
please don't treat my skin colour as sexual fetish.

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:36:40 eu3eoz No. 408610

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>did nothing about it
nigga doesn't know his own history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Noche_Triste

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/10/conquistadors-sacrificed-eaten-aztec-acolhuas

We used to eat you, gringo.

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:40:19 ke80nt No. 408611

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 18:10:26 1lqo99 No. 408658

>>408608
Sorry Miku

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 19:47:04 kd4qis No. 408664

The chastity cage honestly turns the faggyness up to 11, nobody would care if it didnt include that

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▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:11:06 1xmbvc No. 408643 [Reply]

Is it true massaging your whale increases whale production?(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:12:03 6rs4ri No. 408644 >>408647

monthly record broken

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:13:28 1xmbvc No. 408647 >>408650

>>408644
If you mean the stats page it's incorrect because the archive feature is sending threads to >>>/archive/ which sucks posts out of the previous month and adds them to the current month

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:15:17 1xmbvc No. 408648 >>408650

I haven't hooked up my vibe coders to /bant/ in like a month

▶ Anonymous 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:19:22 6rs4ri No. 408650

>>408647
>>408648
das gey man. I've been neglecting my child so you can brag to a nonexistent audience.

▶ sage 09/23/26 (Wed) 16:25:12 5zxr04 No. 408651

Is it true massaging your vibe coders increases bantcobson production?
:waka:

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