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Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin gt7tp3  No. 402287 [Reply]

Retarded druggie friend argues that Foyim are people too and he had a hissy fit. Unironically cutting him off after this one. Sheesh.

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Anonymous Russia Kutaka wh08vp  No. 402772 >>402773 >>402784

>>402771
Babies have pussy too, chud. Dont commit the sin of discrimination.

Anonymous Tewi B U N sq92ri  No. 402773

>>402772
actyually they dont not until they are 6 years old

Anonymous Australia Aboriginal Anarcho-Capitalist 2etxmc  No. 402784 >>402854 >>402954

>>402772
to paraphrase the Sanctified Spanish Prophet, a spoken through him from god himself: you can't fuck her vagoo until she's, like 9 or 10, because them cunny walls are too soft and can tear apart into her intestines just with the friction of your unlubed cock but, that butthole is fair game if she's 9 or below. amen.

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>>402784
I remember this

Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill p9ivx7  No. 402954

>>402784
I remember this


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map p426fs  No. 402855 [Reply]

Onyx

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Anonymous United States lgrs0a  No. 402900 >>402901

>hating on bird boobs

Anonymous Australia Remilia Flash 2ib3y9  No. 402901

>>402900
I feel nothing

Anonymous Russia Kutaka 8u1rn1  No. 402905 >>402950


Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji fq5i9i  No. 402923

>>402876
KILL EDUARDO NOW
:angry:

Anonymous Finland Hanyuu 2a0jsx  No. 402950

>>402905
I feel something


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Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin ms0eis  No. 402944 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

Mindlog: (Wednesday) I was passing by the hallway and a Sudanese Foy was there. A horrible smell hit my nose and made my face contort. I told my coworker about a smell in the hallway and he told me it's probably the Foy on her period and laughed. I envisioned the black pussy gushing blood and yellowish discharge and became nauseous. End log.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin ms0eis  No. 402945

Foot note: the pig assistant manager allowed both Foys to leave early, this has happened twice this week.

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map ltpsp6  No. 402948

Nigel had a messy poop today and I took it upon myself to wipe his butt


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Bant Cuisine - Obligatory Cooking Thread Anonymous United States Momiji The Downward Spiral  No. 328924 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon

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Anonymous Russia Kutaka ta0ep6  No. 402864 >>402865

Cooked me some beetroot soup

Anonymous Tewi B U N 69j0rh  No. 402865

>>402864
Which of these pictures is your favouritr

Anonymous United States rhpbx8  No. 402869

"bakeniggers not welcome" and it's all js grillniggers
cook some real food blud

Anonymous United States Ryūgū Rena Yuyuko Madospin 1kky7l  No. 402938 >>402940

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>>329439
your BURNt it dummy!!!!

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map pe2lod  No. 402940

>>402938
Opinion: That's a stretch


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Madokanon Türkiye bfr58o  No. 402640 [Reply]

hello talk to me please

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Anonymous Russia Kutaka oog3p7  No. 402751

>>402749
It would be redundant because he probably already lost his virginity to a man.

Anonymous Soviet Russia Orin Suiseiseki Furudo Erika Woke Ukraine Anarcho-Capitalist k7r36o  No. 402830

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>>402666
i too want to see 2d girls whenever i am outdoors...

Anonymous Shimapan T O P G O O N cx0k3l  No. 402924 >>402931


Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji jfj6kv  No. 402931

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>>402924
>nigety
>it's brown

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map kwleuf  No. 402934

>>402749
>madcadonon
Deep


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Anonymous United States sc1od5  No. 402627 [Reply]

>when you want to be an owo cutie femboy but you jawmog 90% of the population

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Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill 32sb8v  No. 402803 >>402807

>>402776
you just know he puts his chastity key into a safe with timelock

Anonymous Tewi B U N gawjin  No. 402807

>>402803
you call xher mommy not he

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>>402791
meanwhile at the bant mansion hobby farm...

Anonymous Canada Yukari Whale Ran Tsukasa Flash Yukkuri Reimu 8llbi1  No. 402870 >>402872

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>>402653
>>402694
This is the Jewish one

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map ep8vsd  No. 402872

>>402870
Southron ethnicity, pure molag-baal worshipper phenotype.


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Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill ba601f  No. 402815 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

>epstein had a quick painless death(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

Anonymous Tewi B U N ojhy80  No. 402818

You are a gorrillahon

Anonymous Tewi B U N ojhy80  No. 402819

Gorrila gorilla gorillahon

Anonymous Australia Aboriginal Anarcho-Capitalist mjpl81  No. 402822

>st. epstein died in the first place
:ninacry:

Anonymous Russia Kutaka 7t1zx0  No. 402824

My core belief is that dying in your sleep is something every human should wish for. My mother had that happen to her.

Canada Mima Yumemi Mima Yumemi balcjd  No. 402871

dont hate the player hate the game
epstein was a chad that exposed the corruption of our rulers that assumed moral superiority and told us what to do

the goyim will still listen to 'da experts' though so our hero epsteins sacrifice was in vain


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map da81cm  No. 402846 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

Good whalorning
:fact:(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji im7hxp  No. 402858

good morgan

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji im7hxp  No. 402859

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one of these days I'd like to go camping, wake up at 4-5 am, make some tea over a fire pit, and sit and stare while I sip it at perhaps a lake or the treeline below my little vantage point, covered in early morning fog. Ideally someplace in the Alps or Urals if rossiya ever stops being horrid to murican tourists. someplace in the uk or canada, or the northeast us might not be bad though. Less exotic albeit.

Switzerland is a cool fuckin place but very expensive. I'd like to go to Wengen or Lauterbrunnen before I'm an old man doe.


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Anonymous Russia Kutaka 1orb6a  No. 402696 [Reply]

Once Spiggio asked Honeybun Baka who is tge greatest gooner? He replied: first is AC the Gay, second is Punderhus and the third is me. Then Spiggio asked him: what if you outedged me at the orgy of Zoomers? To 2hich Baka replied: then I would be the first.

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Anonymous Australia Aboriginal Anarcho-Capitalist imxbcs  No. 402851

>>402844
it's usually the mother that's what's white in my experience.

天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ Nigel Bernkastel Pisces Onyx 4fkbuj  No. 402852 >>402853 >>402857

>>402844
dogisaga jemmy

Anonymous Tewi B U N 7dgxta  No. 402853

>>402852
Gof fo co vo gov go awya

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji 22pzrj  No. 402857

>>402852
bruhhh I thought that was jax


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Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin nhzb2q  No. 402677 [Reply]

Yesterday I saw a Serbian girl next to a Bengali girl and I got light headed

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Anonymous Australia Aboriginal Anarcho-Capitalist iudt08  No. 402738 >>402739 >>402746

>>402736
the big book of 65000 year old wisdom says: tops and switches go with the men, and bottoms go with the women.

Anonymous Tewi B U N 6z950h  No. 402739

>>402738
no switches get killed for being lame

Anonymous Russia Kutaka 6yqxkm  No. 402746 >>402750

>>402738
If bottom is forced to be switched into topping is he still a bottom or the transition is successful anyway?

Anonymous Australia Aboriginal Anarcho-Capitalist iudt08  No. 402750 >>402777

>>402746
if two tops meet and one top tops the other top, doesn't the top that got topped usually returns to still being a top?

Anonymous Tewi B U N 6z950h  No. 402777

>>402750
no he wont you have to kill him


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Anonymous Russia cghv6v  No. 402342 [Reply]

Delete /pol/.

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Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill chby15  No. 402612

>>402586
girls don't smell anyway

Anonymous Shimapan T O P G O O N 71y2jk  No. 402628

>>402586
because you take baths with papa

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji q76mv2  No. 402667

>>402457
Numbers say it's trve and people who live in tropical or subtropical climates often shower twice to three times a day because it's hot and shit

Anonymous Russia Kutaka 5uscof  No. 402675

The sweat itself doesnt smell. Its the dirt who gives you the aroma. So thats why they shower so much.

Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji auwezi  No. 402676

Do you think in Canterlot's equivalent to India they separate themselves into castes by earth pony, pegasi, unicorns, and alicorns or is it a different factor

>inb4 pony india isnt real
proof is in the picrel, chuddy


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map ksf2fc  No. 402530 >>402621 [Reply]

Gen Z gods won

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Anonymous Tewi B U N 5j799b  No. 402571

>>402570
Ruey want tjat too cuz they want t steal them from you but tjeh want to mainly stop ue little boy ones

Anonymous Shimapan T O P G O O N 58o3y1  No. 402616

>>402535
>>402539
>>402541
I want to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio bzder4  No. 402621

>>402530 (OP)
Sagittarius Pluto Generation.

Anonymous United States SS4 Gogeta B R O Millennium Aya Meiling he3885  No. 402650

I saw the Gen Z boss and a mini thing with sound a few days ago and I have a conniption whenever I see the words "Gen Z" now

Anonymous United States Suiseiseki Dixie bacvxb  No. 402674

ac is a submarnite 💀💀


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Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill qmbtjb  No. 402361 [Reply]

>meatbags in panic mode shitting on dlss5
the robots will rule you and there's nothing you can do

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Anonymous Russia Kutaka 3ctakm  No. 402389

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>the robots will ru~

Anonymous Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Bavaria Hakkero i88h79  No. 402472 >>402474

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The future of gaming:

Anonymous Russia Kutaka 3ctakm  No. 402474

>>402472
And thats a good thing

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Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji ta7az9  No. 402669

>>402636
Mossman probably would watch Rick and Morty


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Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X) md8wvj  No. 402154 [Reply]

I think I keep finding german troon in other places on the internet. It's either him or there are a lot of germoids who happens to be assrology schizos and aquarians.

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Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio idyq9k  No. 402618

>>402613
poland is ruled by cancer

Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio idyq9k  No. 402620 >>402622

poland's national symbol is a white bird. white is the colour of the moon

Anonymous Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Bavaria Hakkero n3kwjw  No. 402622

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>>402620
Fair, but from what I've heard Polish coat of arms was made like that after Lech (founder) saw said bird on a red sky - caused by setting sun, so technically it also contains Sun's colour

Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X) 4ajowu  No. 402642 >>402663

>>402611
>Japan is ruled by Aries
I think that's bullshit. Japan is clearly ruled by Aquarius.

Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio idyq9k  No. 402663

>>402642
The Land of the Rising Sun is clearly ruled by Aries.


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Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map 5cw6cu  No. 402614 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

New toys arrived
Anyone else have a shaving hobby 🤔(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

Anonymous Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Bavaria Hakkero k5jo6w  No. 402617

To be fair I just buy 1+20 extra packs of shaving razors, some gel and shave that way. But I often just rip hair off with tweezers one by one, no need to shave again for a while and it leaves less shadow

Anonymous Canada Dixie Mokou Map 5cw6cu  No. 402624

I used the default razors instead of my Japanese ones and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig

Anonymous Sweden Chaos emerald Pepe the Frog Soviet Russia W O K E Soviet Russia 311yc6  No. 402625

mandem a femboy 👀

Anonymous United States SS4 Gogeta B R O Millennium Aya Meiling od5qel  No. 402649



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