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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:04:42 83bpds No. 403740 [Reply]

>4chan and Twitter have been glowie honeypots for years, Kiwi Farms has also become a glowie honeypot, and the Sharty is also a glowie honeypot
Uhh when do i get invited?(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:37:30 n14t6t No. 403745

That's Yuurna, you can tell because the hair is different
:pipe:

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:46:07 jrzfch No. 403747

DID YOU KNOW:
When you Google Illuminati spelled backwards, the official bantculture.com website is the first thing to come up. Theories are suggesting that there is some sort of connection between the two.

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:43:24 3kl99w No. 403767

my cousin works for asio. I called him to confirm, and yes, he's working on the 4chan team.

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 02:02:23 ch6v35 No. 403769 >>403771

We'll be seeing you soon.

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 02:14:58 3kl99w No. 403771

>>403769
that's what a sargent said to me once. he now helps my flowers grow.

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▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:55:18 gcxk3c No. 403762 [Reply]

She's not just gangsta; she's also keeping it the fuck real.

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:08:24 191enj No. 403763 >>403765 >>403766

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Clean your room bucko

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:10:16 gcxk3c No. 403765

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>>403763
My dad doesn't look like that; he looks more like this:

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:35:54 8h67jo No. 403766

>>403763
that's what $1.7 mil gets you in sydney.

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▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:07:50 t6ics6 No. 403754 [Reply]

Where turk go?(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:12:57 pf3z85 No. 403756 >>403764

Cord
/thread

▶ Anonymous 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:09:59 fwkuj7 No. 403764

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>>403756
>/threading your own post

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▶ Anonymous 07/23/26 (Thu) 04:57:40 3r6f3q No. 391808 [Reply]

I'm not reading homer because of limbus company or christopher nolan, I'm reading homer because professor jiang told me to

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:32:09 3r6f3q No. 403742

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>>396495

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:40:22 eepmu0 No. 403746

tall dark and Greek
:drool:

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 23:03:42 194ocy No. 403748 >>403749

anime nigger :)
real nigger :(

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 23:06:48 3r6f3q No. 403749

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>>403748
Greece is aryan as fuck retard 🍷

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 23:12:35 194ocy No. 403750

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>Greece is aryan as fuck retard 🍷

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▶ Anonymous 09/04/26 (Fri) 23:43:59 itulc3 No. 403437 [Reply]

Well, /bant/?

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 21:20:48 itulc3 No. 403724

>>403642
This is why the Nanjing Massacre and Unit 731 happened
:grimace:

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 21:21:26 itulc3 No. 403725 >>403729

>>403596
I'm better
Fuck you faggot
:boom:

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 21:24:56 ka6byy No. 403728

>>403614
Nice meme

▶ 天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ 09/05/26 (Sat) 21:28:49 rgb7h6 No. 403729

>>403725
post 絶対領域 so we could compare
:thinking:

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:34:12 3wsy2q No. 403743

>>403596
Bussy self lubricanting?

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▶ Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 20:54:15 No. 317582 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

gyatt thread

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▶ Anonymous 06/09/26 (Tue) 23:39:21 ggsj9b No. 380683 >>380742

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▶ Anonymous 06/10/26 (Wed) 14:32:44 6hugpp No. 380742

>>380683
As much as i hate excessively puffy coinslots this one is meeper ngl

▶ Anonymous 08/19/26 (Wed) 19:21:18 jw8dlq No. 398610

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 19:50:03 nlm8cl No. 403717 >>403731

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Slava...

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 21:31:03 iv2lhj No. 403731

>>403717
Plants vs. Zombies has done irreparable damage to the pornography industry

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 06:53:00 59fkie No. 403505 [Reply]

Stupid board make pph go up

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 19:26:37 di2lj7 No. 403714 >>403720

>>403710
what about jewish gigawhale

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 19:42:08 8jqwyr No. 403716

>>403710 i abtee gree agree

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:17:50 2yioo8 No. 403720 >>403721 >>403722

>>403714
Jewish Gigawhale: "thrembo"

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:37:05 gbytch No. 403721

>>403720
... agent must die

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:39:22 8u9tpb No. 403722

>>403720
deep

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▶ Anonymous 08/31/26 (Mon) 19:54:35 8wbuyn No. 402271 [Reply]

My sister just said the state south of Virginia is Colorodo

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 16:57:00 lfjoxn No. 403669 >>403671

>>403428
i said dummkopf because i refrenced cattleberg and i think he is copying me now

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 16:58:59 hu1fbk No. 403671 >>403673 >>403686

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>>403428
>>403666
It wasnt a TF2 reference, coincidence
>>403669
I was inspired by the soup video

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:00:08 2089z1 No. 403673

>>403671
Yes only piggy undeestand ITS CALLED A SPOON DUMPOFKKFP TJE CONCAVE DTRUCTURE MAXIMIZES SURFACE AREA TO COOL BEFOEW HEATING

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:03:13 2089z1 No. 403678

Piggy is my besr friend xuz hes the only otjer person smart enougj to get it

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:31:14 rvk6kk No. 403686

>>403671
Peak artist btw

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 16:00:12 ems05u No. 403634 >>403640 [Reply]

there are people who post on imageboards using their bare ip

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 16:02:15 6sep6h No. 403635

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I woild never im a pedo

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 16:09:24 pkeq2j No. 403640

>>403634 (OP)
I do this because I have no enemies

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 16:09:39 jteejc No. 403641

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there are people who use credit cards instead of cash

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 05:17:04 gxeq9m No. 403480 [Reply]

normies hate every pedophile including the non offending ones because it's impossible for them to imagine someone not following his desires and having sex so every pedo is rapist to them

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 08:10:13 gxeq9m No. 403526 >>403527

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>then be a better papa
>dada

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 08:10:56 bd3qvg No. 403527

>>403526
you are a bad mother

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 08:11:34 bd3qvg No. 403528

its excusible hes like that cuz hes black but you should know better you mud shark

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 10:20:52 3fbinq No. 403547

>>403523
I went to spotlight today and the girl at the counter called me daddy after over hearing my ex-husband and I joke about my unlimited wealth.

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 15:53:40 7cl6u0 No. 403631

>normies hate every pedophile
...unless youre famous enough like elvis, or a politician, or a woman.

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▶ Anonymous 09/04/26 (Fri) 23:53:22 q9ubpz No. 403440 [Reply]

Another day another nightmare where my hair falls off

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 11:14:26 hcf7jk No. 403559 >>403560 >>403600

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>>403558
Stupid

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 11:23:04 7l4ymi No. 403560

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>>403559
he looks friendly

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 13:42:42 2w2ro0 No. 403588 >>403624

>>403554
Dude I love halo

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:05:13 b1e67q No. 403600 >>403624

>>403559
why did he hit the hitler salute though

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 15:32:16 hcf7jk No. 403624

>>403588
Campaign Evolved Cortana is pretty hot actually
>>403600
As a proof of him being one of the Trump's men (secret social elite group (untouchables).

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▶ Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 10:18:28 No. 292926 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

>Hello, im houjuu nue. Wanna see my penis? I have a penis. It's big or small depending on my mood. I can swing it like a sword. Please look at it. Im... begging you~...

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▶ Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 00:32:43 snknfj No. 397583

>>397573
nobody could ever forget blake izayoi the agptuber

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 13:45:01 qpog0j No. 403591 >>403597 >>403599

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>Hi, Im a new in here can you please show me where is the bathroom in this school? Bathromm for men I mean...

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:02:37 g4sco4 No. 403597 >>403621

>>403591
this could mean a lot of things

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:04:11 h9w9yk No. 403599 >>403621

>>403591
I do this naively, my small frame and gentle mannerism enticing her. After all, footuh does not exist, so there is no danger.

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 15:22:05 qpog0j No. 403621

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>>403597
>>403599
She goes to elementary and middle school to harvest little boys cum because her space ship operates on that, she can easily overpower a kid and she desperately wants to go back to her home planet (hell). If a little boy is refusing to have sex with her or just too shy she has to rape him. Like making a little f(ag)alla chock on the gock while pressing his arms with her knees untill he gets hard so the gaylien can take what belongs to her orally or vaginally. Also she has to visit a different school each time because the cops are searching for the serial little boy (female?) rapist.

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▶ have you ever noticed that you have too much money? Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 12:26:47 34usvr No. 403568 [Reply]

I just realised today that I have more money than I can spend. the morning started with taking my cousin's helicopter to hervey bay, after landing at the airport I took a taxi to town, to the centro shopping center. after that we ended up going to a few shops and after that we went to the most expensive bar in town, I put down a $10000 tab like it I usually do, and my best friend said "noice" though he didn't know that I had booked out every room in the motel next door, just incase one of us happens to pass out. anyway after drinking ourselves silly, we took a cab to golden chicken in urangan and had e really good meal. after all that we ended up at my penthouse, D is living there now since his mother kicked his NEET arse out of his family home and I don't need the place. we ended up chatting and then he got upset at me for tipping a total of $3200 over the whole day we were together. we ended up dropping the subject and chilling together and at 5, I got a limousine back to the airport.
my best friend is white by the way.

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:03:12 l8xu3l No. 403598

>>403594
Morrissey is scowling at you for even considering getting a job

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:10:56 34usvr No. 403603 >>403606

>>403594
yeah that's understandable, just don't don't forget that the capital is here for you.
still..., what's the job? I hope it's butchering.
I sent over a 300 cattle to canada last week so I hope they're being processed by red blooded canadians over there.

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:13:42 l8xu3l No. 403606 >>403607

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>>403603
Sucks cows are so tasty. I always feel a bit bad eating beef because cows are such cool, social, and gentle animals. Rip Betsy, I guess :(

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:22:49 34usvr No. 403607

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>>403606
I find it a bit sad to see them off, but that's how it goes. same with sheep too. I keep two highlander calves as pets at the moment. right know I miss them since I'm in the city, but sadie is to comfort me.

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 14:29:16 34usvr No. 403610

I realised that I make more in interest from my account that I usually spend in a week.

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▶ Anonymous 09/04/26 (Fri) 17:23:54 7svz8v No. 403404 [Reply]

had three fat black women on the scooter carts yell at me yesterday at work for "ignoring them" while i was trying to help another customer, and then when i was done helping that customer i watched the three of them drive up to customer service, most assuredly to complain about me.

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▶ Anonymous 09/04/26 (Fri) 20:07:09 ntxgqa No. 403416

shiet lemme talk to yo manager

▶ Anonymous 09/04/26 (Fri) 20:09:41 q34rzm No. 403418 >>403455

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Everyday im fenkin de goad for not being obligated to talking with custoomers.

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 00:50:39 5hnxkl No. 403455 >>403552

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>>403418
negroes will work jobs like these and be like "at least I don't have to talk to customers!"

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 02:34:23 t94xau No. 403471

I'd just call them nigger and fake boongs and be on my way. if there was a discrimination court case, I'd win by default, since abos have more right than reffos.

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 11:06:26 in6no2 No. 403552

>>403455
They will be like "shiiiieeet" instead.

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▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 00:23:39 b5987t No. 403446 [Reply]

>/bant/mansion(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 00:28:04 kqbsdh No. 403447 >>403449

Should be farting

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 00:29:58 b5987t No. 403449 >>403450

>>403447
farts arent visible without thermal goggles

▶ Anonymous 09/05/26 (Sat) 00:35:15 kqbsdh No. 403450

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>>403449
Brown chocolate clowds would suffice

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