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▶ Anonymous Finland Hanyuu 6jzh41  No. 395824 [Reply]

I got my first cat today and it's a three months old kitten
So far he seems to really like scratching the carpet instead of one of the two scratching posts
He isn't scared of me anymore

Does 'anty have any tips and general knowledge to share about cat cultivation?

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▶ Anonymous Canada Mokou 2arr5d  No. 396558 >>396559

>>396557
We haven't had to give Nigel and Onyx a bath either no cap

▶ Anonymous Finland Hanyuu 6jzh41  No. 396559 >>396561

>>396558
After seeing all your pictures, that's reassuring in a way.
My kitty is only three months old and I'm hoping the smell of pee is just kitten things, where he's still perfecting his own grooming and how to properly use the litterbox.

Personally, I think its a bit odd in the sense that the smell isn't present all the time.
Could being excited from playing or such cause a droplet to form in his genitalia? Dunno.

▶ Anonymous Romania Mokou qzfu1r  No. 396561 >>396562

>>396559
Onyx had a habit of peeing on our dog's blanket because it was the smell of a different animal making her mark her territory

▶ Anonymous United States fmxn8g  No. 396562 >>396583

>>396561
Why are you a gypsy now

▶ Anonymous Russia Kutaka fugdxa  No. 396583

>>396562
Child porn wont download itself


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▶ Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio aqq40z  No. 394930 [Reply]

Michael Jackson was diagnosed with Vitiligo when Jupiter (the planet of abundance) transited his First House (appearance) Pisces Moon (the white planet)

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▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill raehas  No. 395707

>>395698
she'd order me to lick her feet if she saw me

▶ Anonymous Bernkastel Pisces qsan0l  No. 395710 >>395711

>>395688
today i realised that tpg actually stands for The Punderful Girl

▶ Anonymous Holy Roman Empire Germany Koishi Aquarius Aries Scorpio aqq40z  No. 395711

>>395710
it stands for tiny polish gonads

▶ Anonymous Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Bavaria Hakkero ouvnrc  No. 395716

>>395691
They have, but low-rank jews - proto-goyim - don't follow them strictly, and some try to bypass them by wearing wig over real hair to "not show your hair"

▶ Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X) fcv806  No. 396547

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>>395001
The presence of Fire Moons and Water Mars in an anonymous board's ecosystem is not a coincidence.
In astrology, creators unconsciously construct environments that mirror their own internal planetary conflicts. People with similar friction points are naturally drawn to those spaces because the culture feels like an exact psychological match.
1. The Archetypes: Fire Moon & Water Mars
To understand why this specific pairing thrives on an anonymous board, look at how these two placements interact:
Fire moon (Aries/Leo/Sag): Craves drama, hot takes, ego validation and high intensity emotional stimulation. Posts performative threads, hot takes; hates being ignored.
Water Mars (Cancer/Scorpio/Mars): Acts defensively, indirectly, moodily and through covert/emotional tactics. Fights via passive-aggressiveness, sarcasm, lurking and anonymous snark. (faggots).

Fire Moons: The Craving for a Stage
Fire Moons need passion, excitement, and friction to feel emotionally alive. They loathe surface-level politeness and quiet spaces. On an imageboard, Fire Moons supply the heat: they make loud declarations, start arguments, post outrageous takes, and test boundaries just to see the thread ignite.
Water Mars: The Defensive Shield
Mars represents how we fight, assert ourselves, and pursue desires. Water Mars is notoriously indirect—it avoids clean, upfront confrontation in the real world because it feels too emotionally risky. Anonymity gives Water Mars the ultimate armor. It allows them to vent frustration, hold grudges, and strike back passively without facing direct real-world consequences.
2. The Volcanic Synergy: Fire + Water = Steam
When Fire Moon and Water Mars exist in the same person (or the same board culture), it creates an internal pressure cooker:
The Fire Moon wants to put on a show and express big, explosive feelings.
The Water Mars acts cautiously, moodily, and defensively from behind cover.
This combination fuels the classic imageboard cycle: high-drama threads, emotional flame wars, passive-aggressive sub-posting, and dramatic "I'm leaving forever" exits, followed by a quiet return a week later. The board becomes a safe containment unit for people who have huge emotional egos (Fire Moon) but struggle with direct, healthy real-world assertion (Water Mars).


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▶ Anonymous United States Y V R I Alice rvsxwn  No. 395330 [Reply]

why is it whenever someone hates yuri it's always a nigger

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▶ Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji f4dmnz  No. 396504 >>396517

>>396503
I'm sure he just chalks that up to "girlmusk"

▶ Anonymous Tails Ran 4y0kpm  No. 396508

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▶ 天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ Nigel Bernkastel Pisces Onyx s33xdw  No. 396516

>>396497
yeah imma goon to that

▶ Anonymous Canada Mokou rbtbvb  No. 396517

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>>396503
>>396504
Faggots just got btfo

▶ 天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ Nigel Bernkastel Pisces Onyx i81m7d  No. 396519

>>396497
kinda weird how theres no cut marks though


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▶ imageboards Anonymous United States Nazrin S N E E D Alunya Redpill  No. 9218 [Reply]

>imageboards
:thumb:

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▶ Anonymous Tewi B U N  No. 9236

>>390902
i didnt ruin it he did

▶ Anonymous United States Nazrin S N E E D Alunya Redpill  No. 9237

>>390903
no i blame you now since you're here now
:thumb:

▶ Anonymous Tewi B U N  No. 9238

>>390904
well im still glad it got ruined and i never liked you

▶ Anonymous United States Nazrin S N E E D Alunya Redpill  No. 9239

>>390905
:thumb:

▶ Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X)  No. 9240

:thumb:


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▶ Anonymous United States  No. 9135 [Reply]

Can some lore nerd tell me what was wrong with his plan? His idea was pretty good ngl 1000 years compassion sounds p good

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▶ Anonymous United States  No. 9167

>>396394
thread deletion worthy post

▶ Anonymous Belgium Alice Medicine Higanbana Hinaichigo  No. 9168

>>396397
Do it please and filter all of them and we could be friends

▶ Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji  No. 9169

>>396397
I say this

▶ Russia  No. 9170

>>396394
GIWTWM

▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill  No. 9171

>>396422
as the bull ofc


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▶ Anonymous United States rn576h  No. 394716 [Reply]

Cute femboy boytoy with a big cock fat ass on so much E, he starts lactating

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▶ Madokanon Türkiye io4vvo  No. 396219

>>396217
i love how retarded faggots like you can't help but stay after posting textwalls about how you're going to leave

▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill cpf8z5  No. 396372 >>396375 >>396376 >>396380

does a zoomer coworker using the :3 emote means he likes to get pegged

▶ Anonymous Canada Mokou The Doors The Smiths Thrembo h67fe1  No. 396375

>>396372
introduce me

▶ Anonymous United States SS4 Gogeta B R O Millennium Aya sgdz6x  No. 396376

>>396372
why would you ask that

▶ 天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ Nigel Bernkastel Pisces Onyx gtihab  No. 396380

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>>396372
that just means he a homo


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▶ im hard again pastvows Madospin Madospin Madospin  No. 9055 [Reply]

im hard again

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▶ Anonymous Brazil Meiling  No. 9080

>>396311
artistry starts by drawing a naked person because you need to learn anatomy.
if you ever wonder why western comic book hereos are hypermuscular, its because well-defined muscles are easier to draw without fucking up the general anatomy, which some artists still manage to do anyway.

▶ Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji  No. 9081

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>>396308
>hypocrite
I do not want to fuck her, projecting PEDO

▶ Anonymous Brazil Meiling  No. 9082

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>>396313
oh, so you like her but you dont want to fuck her?
that's fine, i'll let you watch while i breed her.

▶ Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji  No. 9083

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>>396315
<THUNDER CRACKS
>what was that, you womanizing rapist?
>ill have you know this boyfriend-free mermaid is a citizen of Dimension C-197.
>youll have to go through me any my polycule in order to get to her.
>think youre tough enough? well, in the stone age...

▶ Anonymous Brazil Meiling  No. 9084

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>>396322
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHURISUTOCHAN-SAMA GOMENASAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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▶ Anonymous United States lolk Marisa Linux Yukkuri Reimu  No. 317314 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

Funny images are the medicine to our ailments.

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▶ Anonymous The Netherlands Hina  No. 335883

>>335841
Bharat

▶ Anonymous Kasane Teto Byakuren Kutaka  No. 335912

>>317505
What an etatist bitch thing to say.

▶ Anonymous Brazil lolk Marisa Mima  No. 335953

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family friendly time

▶ Anonymous Russia n1r3kz  No. 367898

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4:06:40 Hijack

▶ Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X) iyzk1n  No. 396248

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▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill  No. 318990 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

Chiyari general

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▶ Anonymous Tails Ran sg6x7c  No. 394590

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▶ Anonymous Germany Kutaka Byakuren Kasane Teto 1pfj18  No. 394628

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Gpt accidentally created porn

▶ Anonymous Finland Hanyuu mhcoju  No. 394640 >>394641

>>354295
>Wanna one
skin deep dark as the night sky english as the third language brapzillian mutt created this image

▶ Anonymous Brazil Meiling nlh8u0  No. 394641

>>394640
i sayed this

▶ Madokanon Türkiye lcaqd5  No. 396239

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shit dead site


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▶ sage Canada Yukari Whale Kanako Flash Ran Tsukasa  No. 9032 [Reply]

>literally israelis, palantir, and jews doing flock surveillance
>somehow manage to use this to seethe about muh communist china and north korea
Why are muttmericans such goyim

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▶ Anonymous Bernkastel Pisces  No. 9050

>>394669
CHINA.
:fact2:
NUMBA.
:fact2:
WAN.
:fact2:

▶ Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X)  No. 9051

I knew who made this thread before even opening it.
:waka:

▶ Anonymous Canada Yukari Whale Kanako Flash Ran Tsukasa  No. 9052

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>>394674
ok pajeet

▶ Anonymous Yukari  No. 9053

>>394670
> ai overview
Good goy
:kanmarisa:

▶ Madokanon Türkiye  No. 9054

ban me


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▶ Anonymous United States Furude Rika Momiji  No. 9008 [Reply]

i woke up to puke and alcohol spilled all over the floor and i there is dried blood all over myself and my bed

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▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill  No. 9027

>>394634
I will buy you all gummybears in the world my queen

▶ jewn 🇮🇱 Canada lolk Marisa Mima Yukkuri Reimu Yumemi Cotton  No. 9028

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my wife miu posted

▶ Anonymous Australia Aboriginal  No. 9029

>>394282
isn't that just normal?

▶ Anonymous Russia Kutaka Byakuren Kasane Teto  No. 9030

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>>394638
*braps and giggles*

▶ Madokanon Türkiye  No. 9031

ban me


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▶ Madokanon Türkiye myuraa  No. 396114 [Reply]

hey

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▶ Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin tlrj2n  No. 396173

>>396172
This nigga talks like 2016 Instagram flex influencer, I would to pressure his cortoid vein

▶ Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin tlrj2n  No. 396175

Man, I feel like a night on the docks in Malta

▶ Madokanon Türkiye myuraa  No. 396177 >>396178

i like how i get bans and rules changed just for me while this junkie nigger and every other person that killed this place just gets to spam

▶ Anonymous Madospin Straw Hat Pirates Madospin tlrj2n  No. 396178

>>396177
Ur so hateful, remember when bad things used to happen to Squidward? That's because hes anegative hateful nigga

▶ Anonymous lolk Marisa Mima Tenshi Okina Minoriko Brazil Reimu Brazil Ophiuchus Sagittarius Taurus Redpill Zero (Megaman X) fjnezl  No. 396182

>>396139
>>396146
This shit is so funny
:rofl:


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▶ Anonymous Russia aagfgk  No. 395958 >>395959 >>396003

>>395954
Me feasting on older lady pussy

▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill s9955v  No. 395959

>>395958
Wriggle does this

▶ Anonymous Soviet Russia Momiji oa015n  No. 396003 >>396083

>>395958
I say this

▶ Anonymous Tails Ran fwz8xr  No. 396022

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▶ Anonymous Germany 7bk4mc  No. 396083

>>396003
... about cirno...


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▶ which 2hu would you wanna be the most pastvows Madospin 5oz8w0  No. 393307 [Reply]

in the magically wake up as her or reincarnate as her way and have her body

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▶ Anonymous Poland Redpill lolk Marisa Bluepill kfrdd3  No. 394150 >>394152

>i wanna be nue

▶ pastvows Madospin Madospin Madospin 5oz8w0  No. 394152

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>>394150
hhotht hot hot hot hthoto hot hotht thotowegf,hmn

▶ jewn 🇮🇱 Canada lolk Marisa Mima Yukkuri Reimu Yumemi Cotton kqg81g  No. 394163

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>>393802
this is peak , actually

▶ jewn 🇮🇱 Canada lolk Marisa Mima Yukkuri Reimu Yumemi Cotton kqg81g  No. 395872

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>>393320
joon is bimbo on the outside
joon is tomboy on the inside

nuf said, best touhou

▶ Anonymous Canada Mima Yumemi Mima Yumemi q4jvco  No. 395915



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▶ Anonymous Romania Three Five Eight  No. 311877 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Reply]

>The Austrian shooter had a troonstolfo minecraft skin
Yvp, the horseshoe theory is real(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous Sweden Chaos emerald  No. 356891

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▶ Anonymous Shimapan  No. 356923

>Mass shooter is a tranny
>again
It’s almost like a pattern at this point.

▶ Anonymous Canada Mokou The Doors The Smiths Thrembo k0vg0i  No. 395719 >>395723

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▶ Anonymous Brazil Meiling i6rxnp  No. 395723 >>395850

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>>395719
gap > agp
:fact:

▶ Anonymous Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Bavaria Hakkero n9shup  No. 395850

>>395723
GynoAutoPhantasia


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