okuu - Ukko

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 20:42:51 1ef4p3 No. 411659 [Reply]

You guys should join this Warband regiment I’m in, they’re international but their numbers are dying like Quote and it’s kinda untuff
They just like you guys but there’s normgoyim mixed in with their trannies and Chinese so you might fit in. They got EU but they’re mainly Asia and North America. They play all the transgender games like M&B Warband and EU4

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▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 22:08:36 oyufcy No. 411714

>>411712
Why are you hiding tovarisch

▶ Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 22:23:10 55p97f No. 411718 >>412637

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>and Chinese
>Ohh, white man, you come, you join Tencentcord. Give us much HUMINT data. We not send crandestine kirr squad for you. Prease come again.
No thanks, but nice try, MSS.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 18:51:13 1ef4p3 No. 412636

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>>411694
lmao you just need to make an email and it doesn't bother you about any of that shit. I never age verified at all but my account has a working proton email attached to it so it doesn't come after me.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 18:52:05 1ef4p3 No. 412637

>>411718
They're Hong-Kong chinese btw.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 18:53:46 6ynnv3 No. 412639

you had me at war. I love killing.
o wait it's a video game.

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:13:09 gmyq4u No. 412588 [Reply]

When the caged polish responds to my post

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:34:19 752x8t No. 412602 >>412611

>>412591
I like you, bro :)

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:36:03 q1b3x5 No. 412603 >>412611

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>>412591
Wrong

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:40:53 t1nd4s No. 412606

we're all brothers here on bant
:fact3:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:54:28 nyczo1 No. 412611

>>412602
>>412603
:happy:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 17:30:55 o2q5zx No. 412618

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caged even doe he's keyed pædo

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▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:42:35 a8zt5z No. 412582 [Reply]

This is the guy who made gears of war, geg(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:07:27 kv957a No. 412586

there should be state sponsored underage prostitutes but the age you are allowed to buy depends on your psl level (lower = younger cunny), so being 6/10 would get you 16yo max, 4/10 would get 14yo etc

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:14:28 ffn56u No. 412589 >>412595 >>412601

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indeed, if you find women to be attractive you are not a PEDERAST

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:21:25 kv957a No. 412595

>>412589
nigel pretending to be onyx

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:33:52 h2p4jm No. 412600

>draw a woman
>give it a dick

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 16:33:56 rwvee9 No. 412601

>>412589

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 07:30:45 16py64 No. 412223 [Reply]

I sometime wonder how I manage to spent $2000 each day, after business expenses and and all.
I spend 300 on scotch each day, 500 on smokes(including cigars), drugs make up about 400, or so, and dining makes up 200. I have know idea where the rest goes.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:53:51 sen40x No. 412562 >>412564

I got invitation to the Yuiman Foot Licking Club recently.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:56:18 16py64 No. 412564

>>412562
never heard of it. it must me excusive.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:22:42 t97hib No. 412577 >>412579

How much do you have to earn to spend that? I assume it's australian dollar, but still I hardly reach 600 a month in expenses excluding rent and bills

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:28:10 16py64 No. 412579

>>412577
this was after expenses and taxes. I make about 15,000 aud each week. that said after child support and helping out friends and family I'm left with about 12 or 13.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:31:47 16py64 No. 412580

that doesn't include what I make off of bank interest which is about 500kp/a before the 43% tax. that I usually don't pay.

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:53:48 sfit3g No. 412561 [Reply]

I just realised that even though I'm rich, I don't have will to hold over my family, and right now, if I were to die, all my money and property goes to my best friend. maybe I need some help to start a draft. I might leave my island, to ac.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:03:32 sfit3g No. 412570 >>412572

but yeah, us abos only live to about 40 or 50, so I guess I'm middle aged. so it's about time to star thinking about the big sleep. I only have about 7 guaranteed years left.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:06:24 giejau No. 412572 >>412574

>>412570
You arelqdy 40

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:07:05 giejau No. 412573 >>412574 >>412578

>>412568
Give it to me cuz i live in australia ac wont rveb know ehat to do eith it

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:10:42 sfit3g No. 412574

>>412572
33. still look 21 since we age like saiyans.
>>412573
I'll give you my gun collection and my penthouse in hervey bay and maybe my sex mansion in airlie beach. the money get's devided between my kids doe.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:24:45 sfit3g No. 412578

>>412573
I just wrote down to leave you 3000 hectares of good beef property between rock and gladstone where the mansion is located. as well as my 3 cars and caravan.

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 15:59:51 psnyam No. 411946 [Reply]

-What's funnier than 100 dead gugugagas in a trashcan?
-1 dead gugugaga in 100 trashcans

-What's the difference between dead gugugaga and a Ferrari?
-I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

-What's the first thing you try to hide after discovering a dead gugugaga on the beach?
-Boner

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:52:52 i4of18 No. 412559

>>412547
Cat behavior tho
>>412551
He served its purpose tho

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:54:21 ha8o68 No. 412563

>>412541
i would feel bad after she gave me a lolipop and cry and confess my crime to her

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:00:21 bgnni0 No. 412569

>>412558
Children are curious

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:11:07 g7wweg No. 412575 >>412576

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Children are delicious

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 15:15:36 fyxzrr No. 412576

>>412575
they taste weirdly fishy in my option, also the texture is kinda off. too soft for any kind of mouth feel.

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:03:16 5j231x No. 411994 [Reply]

I have to give my daughter back to her mother today. while I'm happy to get back my life fueled by money, drugs, alcohol and all there based shit I do, I'm feeling kinda lonely at the thought of losing her. I'm gonna miss waking up to cooker her breakfast, I'm gonna miss her telling me off for drinking and doing coke in the morning, I'm gonna miss her telling not to smoke in the kitchen, I'm gonna miss for all the annoyances that come with her.
for the first time in my life, I think I'm feeling something I can't pin down. I wouldn't be able to name it really.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 10:37:18 l0ptiw No. 412335 >>412442

>>412066
You'll probably get a chance to see her again

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 11:55:02 5j231x No. 412442 >>412526

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>>412335
yeah, maybe some time around christmas. at least the kitchen is back to it's natural state.

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:15:10 sln2i2 No. 412526 >>412529

>>412442
Looks like my sister's room

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:18:30 5j231x No. 412529

>>412526
my sister's house is way way way worse. she has dog shit fused to her carpet. the even worse part is that she rents the house off me.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 14:27:37 5j231x No. 412535

okey, I cleaned up the kitchen.

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 12:27:23 22q7o8 No. 412480 [Reply]

For the time of october, a part-time western witch has arrived to the town! How will the local bakery business be affected by her arrival?
Learn now in the new issue of 『GENSOKYO INVEST TODAY』!!

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 13:49:36 lk9xle No. 412507 >>412514

>>412506
its magic and it flies and and squirts piss at you for being stupid and you cant reach it and hide under your desk but it keeps spraying you and you are crying while getting covered in piss

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 13:50:23 lk9xle No. 412508

>>412506
also why you ignore >>411952 (Cross-Thread)

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 13:51:03 a9zomv No. 412510

where is my tvrkGQDS at?

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 13:56:09 wur5oc No. 412514 >>412517

>>412507
wash myself (and give it a little taste of course haha), reclassify to Euclid, review containment procedures

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 13:59:32 lk9xle No. 412517

>>412514
no the scp is nt real stop being a tranny

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 17:48:00 mvzfl2 No. 411981 [Reply]

you ever wake up and feel a longing for the desert? I'm feeling that. the spinifex flowers and the prickley pears should be in bloom at this time of year. I think it'll be a beautiful sight.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 18:00:57 gtgpkt No. 411983 >>411986

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Being black and spanish, my blood yearns for my natural environments

The boreal pine forest and coastal highlands. There is something tranquil and naturalistic about them.

As far as the desert goes, I think the American and Mexican deserts are fairly boring, especially since the indjins are all but extinct, and the Gobi is also off the table because fuck China o also

That said, I wouldn't mind a guided tour through the Arabian or perhaps the Libyan or Moroccan deserts. Preferably on camelback, shepherded by a humble and kindly Arabian gentleman by the name of Omar or Osman, or something similar, who seems to be simple on the surface but belies a hearty sense of contentedness with his life. His days of learning and adventuring are simply behind him, and he now takes pride and joy in leading fat white Americans around the desert on camels. He smiles and happily tells them all he knows when asked about his "headdress" or if he "knows anybody in al-quaeda". A younger Osman may have been insulted, but at this point, going on fifty, he's just happy that people are expanding their horizons. Like children, those without experience sometimes ask questions they shouldn't. They remind him of his own. Life is good for Osman.

So maybe the desert isn't so bad.

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 18:25:22 mvzfl2 No. 411986

>>411983
I was once offered to by a camel, my little sister with to the son of the camel farmer near noosa, but I turned the offer as I didn't have the camooweal property at the time.
that said the desert in australia is a lawless place where you can do whatever you want, and as much as it's a double edged sword, I enjoy it. that considered there's massive opals everywhere out there, if you don't mind being shot at(out there they call it an american greeting). still, I'm more drawn the freedom and natural beauty of it all. I think I might go to lighting ridge next week.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 12:24:27 mvzfl2 No. 412476

I think I got the answer to my depression. there's good light in broome.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 12:43:51 jhzw88 No. 412489 >>412492

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No, the ancestral memory that cometh from the jewish roots of mine still haunts mein preception of the desert.
Although i do expirience similair longing but for wheat fields after nuclear holocaust

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 12:47:56 mvzfl2 No. 412492

>>412489
fair, but I own thousands of acres of wheat and corn fields. I'm kinda sick of looking at them.

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 21:04:44 gzhgg8 No. 412021 [Reply]

me reading the new posts on bnat

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:07:13 h2gmow No. 412168

>>412161
>kind of set up a client to getting our govt home insurace cause we just added protection from floods
that's very kind you. you're a good man. I respect that.
>>412162
I walked out with a lee enfield completely naked, save for a bathrobe, with my bbc slapping around. be careful with meth.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:27:40 ps8p1a No. 412177 >>412178

>>412156
no trannies say that

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:30:19 8j3osb No. 412178

>>412177
trannies also say that
but foids also say that
and forget it after they get chockeslamfucked o algo

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:44:48 h2gmow No. 412186 >>412193

I just got call from the police. I just fronted up as a career. one of my employees was apparently with drugs. fuck me.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:49:34 h2gmow No. 412193

>>412186
not that I'm in trouble. I'm the second biggest employer in town and the master sargent's son works for me.

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▶ bullshit drama Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:52:08 j01oev No. 412158 [Reply]

>still can't drive, have to take a part-time job opportunity with dad to make some money
>Everything is perfectly fine and easy
>suddenly some retarded drama happens after 9 months between 2 black coworkers
>when we're about to leave he forces us to get involved by "making sure everything is fine"
>before we go back, I tell him I'd rather quit than get involved any further
>he keeps forcing us to be involved, I warn him I might quit
>he plays the victim about how he needs to know my decision immediately and also that it shouldn't be a big deal for me
>I quit, no two weeks notice or anything, because he's that fucking insufferable while forcing me to decide, and I can't imagine working with him again anymore
>he's now mad at me and going ballistic at my mom blaming her, when she didn't even have anything to do with it at all
well it was a nice 10 months of relative peace learning new hobbies, playing different games and stuff, but now I have to live on constant alert of how my dad will behave all over again, sigh(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:06:35 j01oev No. 412167 >>412170

>>412165
yeah atp I've had enough life experience to where I think I should really stop putting off the license and just do it even if I fail, because I am too old and tired of these humiliation rituals

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:12:28 kz06q6 No. 412170 >>412172

>>412167
just make sure you can sustain yourself even if you have to roomshare or whatever.
ultimately youre gonna have to deal with normalfag drama one way or another regardless of what industry you get yourself into.
just pick a coping drug like the rest of us miserable fucks (booze, shrooms, weed, etc).

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:18:38 j01oev No. 412172 >>412173 >>412176

>>412170
sigh all I actually want in life is to live with no one, or at least someone who is not fucking a neurotic idiot who gets irate over perfectly reasonable things, but it's times like these that make me wonder if I will ever get the chance to experience that

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:18:49 j01oev No. 412173

>>412172
*a fucking

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:22:09 kz06q6 No. 412176

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>>412172
accumulate enough money or break through in one shot, thats the choice for us strugglers.

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▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:40:56 1xy6p1 No. 412147 [Reply]

Hitler lost so we could realise how bad a world would be where he lost.
:nvke:

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▶ sage 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:43:16 a9mg4b No. 412150 >>412152

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We can tell Hitler lost because you're around

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:44:09 1xy6p1 No. 412152

>>412150
>chinese femboy soyteen isn't fu-

▶ sage 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:48:29 a9mg4b No. 412157

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:05:57 jbbtsd No. 412166

hitler lost cause he was fuckin retarded cuh
>yeah lets exile all of our nuclear scientists just because they are jewish o algo
:pipe:

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:52:37 rwle97 No. 412005 [Reply]

she turned herself into a burger

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▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 03:42:40 s5iuyx No. 412113 >>412121 >>412138

honestly my fault for not pretending to be retarded, fuckass shit.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 04:02:38 p29g1y No. 412121 >>412136

>>412112
honesty, I'm the same. when I had the butcher shop, I was never sober and neither were the boys. we were doing 50k aud a week, but it did take a toll on our mental state.

still, your boss is a cunt and not in the good way. cunt should do the work himself. you did a hole, you fill it in. CUNT!!!
>>412113
that's how I got to where I am, with twenty... five million in bank, as of today.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:02:28 s5iuyx No. 412136 >>412155

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>>412121
since im the least retarded of my cowagies (we are all chinese imperial exam approved diplomats btw) he decided to entrust me with keeping the bznz side of things in line after tlking with me for a good 30mins.
shit-ass fuck, fuck-ass shit.
im gonna need more booze than ever (being boozed up correlates with better deals 100% of the time through my whole work-life experience).

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:11:15 s5iuyx No. 412138

>>412113
>that's how I got to where I am, with twenty... five million in bank, as of today.
why dont you just retire? or are the living standard in AUS that bad?
:sip:

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:46:42 p29g1y No. 412155

>>412136
even with competent co-slaves, work can still be hard. drink up. you've earnt it. I'm thinking about hitting mini bar,

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▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/03/26 (Sat) 04:10:35 gflo3j No. 411827 >>412148 [Reply]

I'm of Anglo-Saxon, Scots-Irish, and Norse descent, so for me, watching The Sopranos is like watching an anthropology documentary about some sort of primitive hominid tribe

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 14:16:57 rdz23z No. 411911

Fellow Nord here, can confirm

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:03:55 mbk8fk No. 411995

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▶ sage 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:14:17 4oqhym No. 411997 >>411999

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>I'm of Anglo-Saxon, Scots-Irish, and Norse descent
Conveniently leaving one of them out now are we

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:20:29 gofx30 No. 411999

>>411997
AC's also an honorary aboriginal kamilaroi too. with the rights of a sub-elder. should he ever come to australia, he will get a warm welcome and a firm handshake from the prime minister.

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 05:41:20 ce61p1 No. 412148

>>411827 (OP)
why ikue scared

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 22:10:59 rraizg No. 412036 [Reply]

My femballs are acking so bad to cum

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▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 23:17:22 gfvesw No. 412052

record yourself sneeding
:pensive2:

▶ Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 23:59:41 g3acns No. 412053 >>412055 >>412064

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>>412049
you just know rutaka has some kind of evil fungus spores growing in his lungs from that fucking bathroom. dude is the target audience of those mesothelioma commercials a hundred times over

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 00:00:18 g3acns No. 412054

also this rigu is built for busty hags
:fact:

▶ ac ᛉ !wd9.pvUR0Y 10/04/26 (Sun) 00:11:14 rqoxvr No. 412055

>>412053
This is housework inspo 🙏

▶ Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 01:22:05 5ioofa No. 412064

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>>412053
We nurglian chаds do be like that

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