okuu - Ukko

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▶ Anonymous 04/22/26 (Wed) 23:49:50 77bitw No. 367206 [Reply]

I'm high and I need to jerk off
what should I jerk off to

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▶ Anonymous 05/15/26 (Fri) 21:46:14 77bitw No. 374682 >>384976

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>>374679

▶ Orange Girl 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:05:15 rzfi76 No. 384957

>>367280
this one is charmingly dignified and has a neoclassical antique air

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:18:01 2cwpw6 No. 384965

still terrible

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:23:12 hd164j No. 384968

>>374679
colorful

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 12:17:56 gd3cpx No. 384976

>>374682
change the orange slime to white

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▶ Anonymous 08/16/25 (Sat) 07:25:23 No. 300169 [Reply]

Troonhou would have been better if the characters were males(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:10:58 iv61p7 No. 384962 >>384963

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>>384961
australia jun is in cahoots with kikes and pretends to be me and say stuff and post pictures like swimsuit which i would never do cuz im christian and i kill jews and fags

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:16:22 5m94mz No. 384963 >>384964

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>>384962
>australia jun
that's you

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:17:28 iv61p7 No. 384964 >>384969

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>>384963
shut up and jerk off to all those pics you saved of him

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:27:38 5m94mz No. 384969 >>384970

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>>384964
why would you hand me the keys to your car
i'm deleting them as suggested>>380005

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 10:30:20 iv61p7 No. 384970

>>384969
yeah good

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▶ Cancer that kills shitholes Anonymous 11/14/25 (Fri) 07:32:13 No. 286617 >>384760 [Reply]

1. Original content and content morons.

Original content attracts unwanted elements to the sloppy john. Original content seems to say, "Come join us, it's not boring here. Come on in. It's fun here. They FORGE CALTENT here. We have ORIGINAL CALTENT here. We FORGED IT ourselves. We have a "CALTENT FORGE." Unwanted elements flock to original content like flies to shit. A prime example of original content that has harmed the sloppy johns is the visual novel "Endless Summer." As is well known, this novel is original content for the sloppy johns. It became popular among users of the social network "VKontakte," who began flooding the sloppy johns by the THOUSANDS, TENS OF THOUSANDS, after playing it.

A content moron is someone who either creates content or demands that everyone else create content. Content moron are often assholes. Assholes love original content.

2. Faggotted suckers.

Faggotted suckers are suckers who were booted from Sosach. When a sucker is booted from Sosach, they come to the small shit and declare a holy war against Sosach. The sucker tries to reduce every thread to a discussion of Sosach. "Have you heard of Sosach?" asks the sucker. "I was booted from there!" "They don't forge content on Sosach!" "I declare a holy war on Sosach!"—these are the kinds of phrases you might hear from a faggotted sucker. But even when booted, a sucker remains a sucker. They bring their sucker-like habits to the small shit. A sucker posts pictures of crabby yellow pancakes, a sucker writes words like "burst," "burgurt," "sew up," a sucker pees on a face and pees in a mouth, a sucker demands an explanation, a sucker inserts a swear word every three words. No faggot from any other toilet has ever clogged the toilets like the faggot-obsessed suckers.

3. Politicians.

Politicalians take a dump. The stench of political officers' shit is so strong that it repels even seasoned poopers who have been shitting in toilets for decades. As a result, the toilet chosen as the site of the political officers' poop quickly loses all visitors and becomes covered in political officers' threads. A random visitor comes in, sees it's covered in political officers' shit, exclaims, "Ugh! You've got shit all over this place!" and leaves.

4. Philosopher-amateurs.

Philosopher-amateurs like to write long posts, thinking they're writing something intelligent. But in reality, they write something stupid, and their posts are of no interest to anyone except other philosopher-amateurs. Furthermore, philosopher-amateurs like to drink tea, coffee, smoke cigarettes, drink beer, use drugs, use dark theme, listen to music, sit in the kitchen (hence their other name: "kitchen philosophers"), and use the word "tube" in their speech.

5. Sophomores with hair on their chins (the so-called "goatees").

Stupid, but they think they're not stupid. They write a lot of crap. This set overlaps with the previous set, "philosopher-amateurs." Incapable of post-communication. Incapable of shieldposting. Incapable of taking a crap.

6. Transsexuals.

They will never be women.

7. Soapheads

This one is clear—they are essentially some of the most debased assholes in the parashasphere. Their behavior can be even worse than that of suckers.

8. Fans of the anime "Fecal Excrement Lain."

Almost always, a fan of the anime "Fecal Excrement Lain" is either a transgender, a sophomore with chin hair, or an overgrown degenerate philosopher. Well, nothing surprising about that. This "artsy" anime attracts all this trash.

But here's who, contrary to stereotypes, aren't cancers that kill parashas:

1. Schizophrenics.

2. Ringworms.

3. Meta-discussers.

4. Parasha drivers.

5. Parasha driver asshole assholes.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 12:02:19 7hm1m9 No. 384755

>>286624
>>286655
actually bathing is based but showering is fauxtaku

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 12:49:56 5hiryq No. 384760

>>286617 (OP)
One of the top 10 gem threads

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 22:04:48 gsj8x2 No. 384867

>>384754
Old jemmy

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 22:17:19 7hm1m9 No. 384870

how do we save this thread from yukari

▶ Anonymous 06/27/26 (Sat) 03:49:46 ihrqwq No. 384900

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I'm saving myself for yukari

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▶ 🇵🇱🇲🇦🇰🇿 10/08/25 (Wed) 03:40:38 No. 295783 [Reply]

i should have more pride in my weenie, its a very unique weenie, not too big not too small

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▶ Anonymous 02/20/26 (Fri) 12:00:41 No. 295870

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▶ Codex 06/26/26 (Fri) 18:23:01 i1jddb No. 384829

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▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 18:24:59 roacnr No. 384830

>Pride

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 18:39:58 gsfk61 No. 384834

I am so sleep deprived i thought the pig in wheelchair was joe swanson

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 18:42:20 e591cn No. 384835

>>295866
for me, it's osama bin laden pig
:damn:

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▶ Anonymous 05/09/26 (Sat) 14:45:53 3imfx5 No. 372998 [Reply]

Weed won

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▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 11:08:54 jpp549 No. 384742 >>384743

>>384741
i was looking at a gacha gemmy image with some 2d whore dressed like a baby in diapers some time before that and i thought it would be funny to say that i think

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 11:09:48 5xcplv No. 384743 >>384744

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>>384742
it just soudns like you want me to use you as a toilet also post image

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 11:11:41 jpp549 No. 384744 >>384745

>>384743
i thought i saved it but i didnt
:ninacry:

▶ Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 11:12:24 5xcplv No. 384745

>>384744
go find it now

▶ Codex 06/26/26 (Fri) 11:25:48 jsmveu No. 384748

>>384720

>>384728
powerful weed tei

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▶ Madokanon 06/25/26 (Thu) 17:26:02 No. 7054 [Reply]

kanpai

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▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 21:07:27 No. 7080

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>>384651
>Buddy
That's the Matthias calls Yoshihide

▶ Madokanon 06/25/26 (Thu) 21:07:54 No. 7081

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>>384653
can you speak without retarded unfunny irony for once

▶ Madokanon 06/25/26 (Thu) 21:08:18 No. 7082

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god i hate people who got raped in their brain by that shit

▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 21:09:09 No. 7083

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>>384654
I hid post number 384652 then sent the interaction to my discord gang and we were all laughing at that shit

▶ Madokanon 06/25/26 (Thu) 21:10:19 No. 7084

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sigh

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▶ Anonymous 06/07/26 (Sun) 12:41:08 No. 7032 [Reply]

Limbus Company femcel
:elated:

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▶ Anonymous 06/14/26 (Sun) 21:42:04 No. 7049

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>>381822

▶ Anonymous 06/14/26 (Sun) 21:44:50 No. 7050

>>381830
Which books did you get

▶ Anonymous 06/14/26 (Sun) 21:47:37 No. 7051

>>381838
Paradise Lost
The Odyssey and Illidad
Atlas Shrugged
The Divine Comedy
Zero to One
Faust I and II

▶ Anonymous 06/14/26 (Sun) 22:05:23 No. 7052

>>381839
Das keyed

▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 19:47:16 No. 7053

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Based fake boobs

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▶ Anonymous 05/26/26 (Tue) 09:28:17 No. 6995 [Reply]

Banttrannies: being unable to deside which dildo to buy - with black colour or rainbow.
SoyGawdz:

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▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 06:41:46 No. 7027

>>384474
what are the most scary?
:gasp:

▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 07:07:06 No. 7028

>>384475
spiked cages

▶ Ricardo Milos 06/25/26 (Thu) 09:28:28 No. 7029

>>384474
soyGODS

▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 12:09:20 No. 7030

>>384477
This protects 'nokos

▶ Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 13:21:37 No. 7031

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▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:13:23 No. 6959 [Reply]

Why did she do it?

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▶ Anonymous 06/24/26 (Wed) 16:53:45 No. 6990

>>384349
wtf
did the guy in the tank top killed a dog
:kanmarisa:

▶ Anonymous 06/24/26 (Wed) 16:55:45 No. 6991

>>384374
we are fucked anyway so it's nice that it's at least funny

▶ mleccha 06/24/26 (Wed) 17:34:09 No. 6992

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>>384397
a sheep

▶ Anonymous 06/24/26 (Wed) 20:49:45 No. 6993

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Good one

▶ Anonymous 06/24/26 (Wed) 21:22:08 No. 6994

>>384374
its not that be positive please

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▶ Madokanon 06/23/26 (Tue) 19:16:19 No. 6928 [Reply]

hello

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▶ Madokanon 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:05:40 No. 6954

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▶ Madokanon 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:12:09 No. 6955

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▶ Madokanon 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:18:12 No. 6956

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▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:39:07 No. 6957

>>384263
>aneurysm 4
This game is okay. It's like gmod hl2 rp made into a standalone game. Unfortunately just like hl2 rp it's ruined by stupid children and fat 40 year old power tripping niggers

▶ Madokanon 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:40:30 No. 6958

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>>384269
>>384269
played it for abit
ok map
ok soundtrack
actual game sa sucks

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▶ Anonymous 02/07/26 (Sat) 10:34:45 No. 1616 >>1797 [Reply]

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

▶ Anonymous 02/07/26 (Sat) 18:04:12 No. 1617

lmfao i'm indian

▶ Anonymous 06/13/26 (Sat) 20:10:39 No. 1793

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▶ Anonymous 06/15/26 (Mon) 12:30:27 No. 1797 >>1800

>>1616 (OP)
i kno it is a chudbait thread but i'll respond anyway
>most poc will be infinitely more successful
this take is retarded liberal bullshit because first it distracts from actual struggles of those who affected by racism (lower middle class and working class especially) and secondly it polarizes based on identity

▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 17:38:08 No. 1800

>>1797
it's the pol humour thread copypasta lil bro

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▶ Captivating Taste of Fruit and the Gardens of Babylon Jason Statham 06/19/26 (Fri) 22:03:06 to8c4r No. 383135 [Reply]

should be a book about how a single witch influenced a few men to accept their inner UwU

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▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 12:52:43 4r0joi No. 384179 >>384180

>>384178
i have a ball pit in my room that kitties play in but you get to play in his

▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:14:01 o2ztcf No. 384180 >>384181

>>384179
I shat in your ball pit

▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:16:03 4r0joi No. 384181 >>384183

>>384180
ok ill make polish clean it but you are also chained down so it didnt happen

▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:19:13 o2ztcf No. 384183 >>384185

>>384181
I landmined your precious pit with my poop and kitties played with it

▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:22:04 4r0joi No. 384185

>>384183
they didnt do that instead they hunted and ate you

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▶ Anonymous 05/27/26 (Wed) 13:18:53 No. 6894 [Reply]

Sneako forgot the stream was live and ordered alcohol with Clavicular
:gasp:

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▶ Anonymous 06/15/26 (Mon) 15:30:43 No. 6923

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Bro, it is so over for this nigga

▶ Anonymous 06/15/26 (Mon) 15:32:12 No. 6924

>>382133
It just swelling quiet now

▶ Anonymous 06/17/26 (Wed) 05:09:50 No. 6925

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Clav bump

▶ Anonymous 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:11:37 No. 6926

>>382133
If he had a buzzcut he'd just look like an average slavic male

▶ Anonymous 06/23/26 (Tue) 07:31:09 No. 6927

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guy from a country that never experienced struggles bigger than having to kill 10 red skinned tribesmen is shocked he isn't worshipped just for existing in countries that faced actual struggles

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