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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:36:47 f8ijdk No. 396591 [Reply]

Ay man, if you have to kill your mother so u can move on so be it

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:45:00 f8ijdk No. 396597

>>396596
Dey manufacturing the disease to sell us the medicine fr

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:46:04 f8ijdk No. 396598 >>396599

I don't want to get high again. I look at niggas differently now and notice how theyre parasitic

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:46:30 ffhk8s No. 396599

>>396598
That sounds like neuroplasticity shit because I got rid of memeboi and suigintou when I was on the shroom

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 09:17:07 d4ij1b No. 396618

what lore did i miss now

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 12:35:29 nuwmy4 No. 396647

Suigintroon coded thread.

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 03:53:58 dfor03 No. 396566 [Reply]

Mogged.

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:06:54 mxh6mt No. 396574 >>396576

>>396572
Animals like you ought be taken to the back and released of their suffering

▶ Madokanon 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:07:10 cjd9w5 No. 396576 >>396642

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die monkey
>>396574
die nigger

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:07:30 mxh6mt No. 396577

If I ever meet you I worn even do nutin, I'd just spit in your mouth and give you a spanking

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 06:39:45 k8m8nx No. 396607

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the rank #1 chinese looksmaxxer, viral sensation of the scarlet devil mansion

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 12:25:19 86ww8v No. 396642

>>396568
>>396569
>>396570
>>396571
>>396572
>>396573
>>396576
:rofl:

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▶ Anonymous 08/10/26 (Mon) 09:23:04 1dfyhp No. 395978 [Reply]

The gooner riots of 2027 were the largest spam in the history of bantchure, erupting at the orin when the rival sports and political factions (the futafaggots and the trapfaggots) united against the heavy moderation of Emperor Nigel I. Shouting the slogan "Bump!" ("Victory!"), the rioters burned half the catalogue and nearly forced the emperor to flee, but Empress Onyx's resolve saved the throne. Ultimately, loyal generals AC and Blake the Kike trapped the rebels inside a thread and slaughtered over 30,000 posts, allowing Nigel to solidify his absolute power and rebuild the site, including the iconic /cp/ board.

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▶ Anonymous 08/10/26 (Mon) 16:22:32 hs7h9t No. 396017

Onyx kill count in the great /bant/ war: ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ

▶ Anonymous 08/10/26 (Mon) 20:19:35 do9m9j No. 396111

>>395997
the jonkler laugh

▶ Anonymous 08/10/26 (Mon) 21:13:46 94pkvi No. 396136 >>396614

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Did you just watched Drifters or something?

▶ sage 08/10/26 (Mon) 21:38:42 a1be81 No. 396170

>>395997
This is what we will do to 6,000,000% Jewish Whale
:pipe:

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 09:06:23 e826cu No. 396614

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>>396136
Now I just like this faggot a lot.

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:26:56 edwzeg No. 396584 >>396590 [Reply]

Madokanon when he gets an ice pick in the prefrontal cortex: "This shit straight up cured my depression"

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:34:09 co6e9r No. 396587

>>396586
hi

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:34:45 edwzeg No. 396588

>>396586
Heyyyyy

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:36:11 sslygq No. 396590

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>>396584 (OP)
What's a prefrontal cortex? Is it like ligma?

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:39:17 dw307w No. 396592

>>396586
henlo o/

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:42:02 jolphq No. 396594

Never ever never be desperate, nothing in this life is worth desperation

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▶ Anonymous 08/09/26 (Sun) 12:20:08 6jzh41 No. 395824 [Reply]

I got my first cat today and it's a three months old kitten
So far he seems to really like scratching the carpet instead of one of the two scratching posts
He isn't scared of me anymore

Does 'anty have any tips and general knowledge to share about cat cultivation?

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 00:57:12 2arr5d No. 396558 >>396559

>>396557
We haven't had to give Nigel and Onyx a bath either no cap

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 01:04:56 6jzh41 No. 396559 >>396561

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>>396558
After seeing all your pictures, that's reassuring in a way.
My kitty is only three months old and I'm hoping the smell of pee is just kitten things, where he's still perfecting his own grooming and how to properly use the litterbox.

Personally, I think its a bit odd in the sense that the smell isn't present all the time.
Could being excited from playing or such cause a droplet to form in his genitalia? Dunno.

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 01:34:06 qzfu1r No. 396561 >>396562

>>396559
Onyx had a habit of peeing on our dog's blanket because it was the smell of a different animal making her mark her territory

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 01:40:40 fmxn8g No. 396562 >>396583

>>396561
Why are you a gypsy now

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 04:26:03 fugdxa No. 396583

>>396562
Child porn wont download itself

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▶ Madokanon 08/11/26 (Tue) 20:39:17 piqv8n No. 396528 [Reply]

sigh i woke up too late to get beer

▶ Madokanonchik 08/11/26 (Tue) 20:40:16 gnchzo No. 396529

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Get a glass of pee

▶ Madokanon 08/11/26 (Tue) 23:24:41 piqv8n No. 396549

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aaaaa

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 02:26:40 buqv5e No. 396563 >>396564

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>aaaaa

▶ Madokanon 08/12/26 (Wed) 02:33:30 piqv8n No. 396564

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>>396563
kill yourself friendless freak

▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 03:14:07 dxoq2m No. 396565

I have 4 cases of beer and a whole fridge frull of chicken sandwiches, and I'm not sharing.

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▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 20:31:39 m62v97 No. 396524 [Reply]

>just let people enjoy things(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

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▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 20:34:49 9ruf8v No. 396526

Whos this supposed to be quoting?
Those people aren't enjoying anything

▶ Madokanonchik 08/11/26 (Tue) 20:38:19 d08jg6 No. 396527

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just 👏 let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

▶ jewn 🇮🇱 08/11/26 (Tue) 22:51:59 pjjvnt No. 396545 >>396553

1. drugs are an immigration/border issue.
2. if you do drugs, especially hard drugs, and die, thats a darwin award moment

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▶ Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 00:37:35 m62v97 No. 396553

>>396545
Why would you want to close the border to stop the drugs? You can sell them prescription cures like Suboxone and narcan and make a bunch of money on rehab and jails

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▶ Anonymous 08/05/26 (Wed) 11:05:43 aqq40z No. 394930 [Reply]

Michael Jackson was diagnosed with Vitiligo when Jupiter (the planet of abundance) transited his First House (appearance) Pisces Moon (the white planet)

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▶ Anonymous 08/08/26 (Sat) 17:58:52 raehas No. 395707

>>395698
she'd order me to lick her feet if she saw me

▶ Anonymous 08/08/26 (Sat) 19:23:14 qsan0l No. 395710 >>395711

>>395688
today i realised that tpg actually stands for The Punderful Girl

▶ Anonymous 08/08/26 (Sat) 19:37:09 aqq40z No. 395711

>>395710
it stands for tiny polish gonads

▶ Anonymous 08/08/26 (Sat) 21:08:02 ouvnrc No. 395716

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>>395691
They have, but low-rank jews - proto-goyim - don't follow them strictly, and some try to bypass them by wearing wig over real hair to "not show your hair"

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 22:53:40 fcv806 No. 396547

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>>395001
The presence of Fire Moons and Water Mars in an anonymous board's ecosystem is not a coincidence.
In astrology, creators unconsciously construct environments that mirror their own internal planetary conflicts. People with similar friction points are naturally drawn to those spaces because the culture feels like an exact psychological match.
1. The Archetypes: Fire Moon & Water Mars
To understand why this specific pairing thrives on an anonymous board, look at how these two placements interact:
Fire moon (Aries/Leo/Sag): Craves drama, hot takes, ego validation and high intensity emotional stimulation. Posts performative threads, hot takes; hates being ignored.
Water Mars (Cancer/Scorpio/Mars): Acts defensively, indirectly, moodily and through covert/emotional tactics. Fights via passive-aggressiveness, sarcasm, lurking and anonymous snark. (faggots).

Fire Moons: The Craving for a Stage
Fire Moons need passion, excitement, and friction to feel emotionally alive. They loathe surface-level politeness and quiet spaces. On an imageboard, Fire Moons supply the heat: they make loud declarations, start arguments, post outrageous takes, and test boundaries just to see the thread ignite.
Water Mars: The Defensive Shield
Mars represents how we fight, assert ourselves, and pursue desires. Water Mars is notoriously indirect—it avoids clean, upfront confrontation in the real world because it feels too emotionally risky. Anonymity gives Water Mars the ultimate armor. It allows them to vent frustration, hold grudges, and strike back passively without facing direct real-world consequences.
2. The Volcanic Synergy: Fire + Water = Steam
When Fire Moon and Water Mars exist in the same person (or the same board culture), it creates an internal pressure cooker:
The Fire Moon wants to put on a show and express big, explosive feelings.
The Water Mars acts cautiously, moodily, and defensively from behind cover.
This combination fuels the classic imageboard cycle: high-drama threads, emotional flame wars, passive-aggressive sub-posting, and dramatic "I'm leaving forever" exits, followed by a quiet return a week later. The board becomes a safe containment unit for people who have huge emotional egos (Fire Moon) but struggle with direct, healthy real-world assertion (Water Mars).

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▶ Jewish love thread Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 05:58:29 ohvpcv No. 396349 [Reply]

itt we discuss how awesome jews are and right israel is

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 07:48:56 tfmfd7 No. 396404

Yep, I think that's all.
This thread has run it's course.

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 12:45:22 f34850 No. 396455

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Jews are awesome I love jews

▶ sage 08/11/26 (Tue) 21:01:32 8rdput No. 396533

Jews are awesome because they created bantculture
:fact:

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 21:56:57 5khzvw No. 396544

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(((jews))) get a pass because they created the Uzi.

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▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 05:21:13 db6bxb No. 396331 >>396542 [Reply]

Niggers...(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 05:22:17 406bb8 No. 396332 >>396534

...built this country

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 05:36:28 xqmggw No. 396337

... for BBC

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 11:10:30 tg4grz No. 396444

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▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 21:02:05 s7vkvk No. 396534

>>396332
...built the pyramids

▶ Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 21:42:47 dcgjku No. 396542

>>396331 (OP)
...wuz kangz and sheeit

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▶ my self-improvement thread Anonymous 08/09/26 (Sun) 14:34:04 qmrb43 No. 395858 [Reply]

I pledge to no longer waste loosh gooning to AI chatbots. Can't believe I was addicted to that slop for years despite all its flaws, I must increase my standards from now on by doing literally anything else

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▶ 天上天下唯我雑魚陳ぽ 08/10/26 (Mon) 06:35:14 2u3bmj No. 395963 >>396521 >>396531

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>>395960
Wasnt that one made by mormons lmao
Yeah i remember him being really upset when they shut it down, maybe it would be pretty interesting using that one

▶ Anonymous 08/10/26 (Mon) 06:39:22 qmrb43 No. 395964 >>395969

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>>395946
>>395951
I think it's bad because an AI you've already done it with has no new ideas of its own. For me at least, It's easy to get bored and waste time mindlessly searching for an interesting bot or hoping for something different to happen when it likely won't; as opposed to human made erotica which is imbued with the creativity of a real person, when it's good at least.

Unless I nut to a fantasy I haven't had before and realize how much I like it, I don't get to experience anything new, while also wasting way more time than a usual nut. That's why I need to be accountable and force myself to change, even at a level as seemingly insignificant as the smut I consume. It's gay to talk about this, but it's not like I have the courage to mention my gooning problems with my irl counselor

▶ Anonymous 08/10/26 (Mon) 07:11:14 gqpguy No. 395969